hehe some kills are just worth that much more
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hehe some kills are just worth that much more
I had this race late this week and had debated on posting it, as my ex-fiancee's boyfriend I guess reads this forum sometimes. But, throwing caution aside, f*ck him too. 
My ex traded her 2003 accord in for a 2003 dodge stratus (note this car was on that edmunds worst risidual value car list, haha). The other day I was in my car after getting cat food for my psychopathic siamese cat, when I happened upon a white dodge stratus a ways ahead of me. Of course I sped up, and sure enough, it looked to be my ex-biotch and her current boyfriend (who was actually enough of a tool to co-sign for her dodge stratus).
I speed by a little bit, since my curiosity was satisfied. Obviously she reacted to seeing me, and the dude started to speed up. I sped up even more, doing about 55 in a 35. He stayed right near my blind spot kinda pacing me, and then eventually got next to me, but I didn't look over at first.
Getting up to the next light we were not on the line, but still ended up next to each other. He was kinda trying to talk to me both through his closed window and my closed passenger window. Obviously, he's the bright one in the relationship.
After the light turned the car in front of me turned left, and so I sped up as he was blocked by a car in the right. He went around the car and got next to me, and then, in an unrelenting effort to continue his display of why I think we should sterilize stupid people, he actually started revving on me. Yes. An asshat in a dodge stratus was actually revving on my S2000. I could push my car faster than he could drive a dodge stratus.
I was tiring of his cromagnon display of revving the mighty stratus, grunting through his window, and simply flicked my wrist to downshift, and leave them behind in another county.
Moral of the story? Have your dumb kids spayed or neutered.
My ex traded her 2003 accord in for a 2003 dodge stratus (note this car was on that edmunds worst risidual value car list, haha). The other day I was in my car after getting cat food for my psychopathic siamese cat, when I happened upon a white dodge stratus a ways ahead of me. Of course I sped up, and sure enough, it looked to be my ex-biotch and her current boyfriend (who was actually enough of a tool to co-sign for her dodge stratus).
I speed by a little bit, since my curiosity was satisfied. Obviously she reacted to seeing me, and the dude started to speed up. I sped up even more, doing about 55 in a 35. He stayed right near my blind spot kinda pacing me, and then eventually got next to me, but I didn't look over at first.
Getting up to the next light we were not on the line, but still ended up next to each other. He was kinda trying to talk to me both through his closed window and my closed passenger window. Obviously, he's the bright one in the relationship.
After the light turned the car in front of me turned left, and so I sped up as he was blocked by a car in the right. He went around the car and got next to me, and then, in an unrelenting effort to continue his display of why I think we should sterilize stupid people, he actually started revving on me. Yes. An asshat in a dodge stratus was actually revving on my S2000. I could push my car faster than he could drive a dodge stratus.
I was tiring of his cromagnon display of revving the mighty stratus, grunting through his window, and simply flicked my wrist to downshift, and leave them behind in another county.
Moral of the story? Have your dumb kids spayed or neutered.
Last edited by S2000man01; May 1, 2005 at 08:41 PM.
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Originally Posted by S2000man01
I had this race late this week and had debated on posting it, as my ex-fiancee's boyfriend I guess reads this forum sometimes. But, throwing caution aside, f*ck him too.
My ex traded her 2003 accord in for a 2003 dodge stratus (note this car was on that edmunds worst risidual value car list, haha). The other day I was in my car after getting cat food for my psychopathic siamese cat, when I happened upon a white dodge stratus a ways ahead of me. Of course I sped up, and sure enough, it looked to be my ex-biotch and her current boyfriend (who was actually enough of a tool to co-sign for her dodge stratus).
I speed by a little bit, since my curiosity was satisfied. Obviously she reacted to seeing me, and the dude started to speed up. I sped up even more, doing about 55 in a 35. He stayed right near my blind spot kinda pacing me, and then eventually got next to me, but I didn't look over at first.
Getting up to the next light we were not on the line, but still ended up next to each other. He was kinda trying to talk to me both through his closed window and my closed passenger window. Obviously, he's the bright one in the relationship.
After the light turned the car in front of me turned left, and so I sped up as he was blocked by a car in the right. He went around the car and got next to me, and then, in an unrelenting effort to continue his display of why I think we should sterilize stupid people, he actually started revving on me. Yes. An asshat in a dodge stratus was actually revving on my S2000. I could push my car faster than he could drive a dodge stratus.
I was tiring of his cromagnon display of revving the mighty stratus, grunting through his window, and simply flicked my wrist to downshift, and leave them behind in another county.
Moral of the story? Have your dumb kids spayed or neutered.
My ex traded her 2003 accord in for a 2003 dodge stratus (note this car was on that edmunds worst risidual value car list, haha). The other day I was in my car after getting cat food for my psychopathic siamese cat, when I happened upon a white dodge stratus a ways ahead of me. Of course I sped up, and sure enough, it looked to be my ex-biotch and her current boyfriend (who was actually enough of a tool to co-sign for her dodge stratus).
I speed by a little bit, since my curiosity was satisfied. Obviously she reacted to seeing me, and the dude started to speed up. I sped up even more, doing about 55 in a 35. He stayed right near my blind spot kinda pacing me, and then eventually got next to me, but I didn't look over at first.
Getting up to the next light we were not on the line, but still ended up next to each other. He was kinda trying to talk to me both through his closed window and my closed passenger window. Obviously, he's the bright one in the relationship.
After the light turned the car in front of me turned left, and so I sped up as he was blocked by a car in the right. He went around the car and got next to me, and then, in an unrelenting effort to continue his display of why I think we should sterilize stupid people, he actually started revving on me. Yes. An asshat in a dodge stratus was actually revving on my S2000. I could push my car faster than he could drive a dodge stratus.
I was tiring of his cromagnon display of revving the mighty stratus, grunting through his window, and simply flicked my wrist to downshift, and leave them behind in another county.
Moral of the story? Have your dumb kids spayed or neutered.
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Like... "Let's see if this fool actually thinks we are going to race." So they tried to push your buttons to see if you would act in such a manner.
I've heard stories of people in civics lining up next to far superior cars and then when the light turns green, the civic starts off normally and the superior car burns his tires and takes off like a bat out of hell. And then the civic driver is like "What an asshat. Am I going to bother racing against car that we both know will win?" And then all the civic forum people are like "Yeah that guy is probably a jerk and got the car thru daddy's money."
But yeah maybe that was their point of view.
Dunno.
No need to flame.
Like... "Let's see if this fool actually thinks we are going to race." So they tried to push your buttons to see if you would act in such a manner.
I've heard stories of people in civics lining up next to far superior cars and then when the light turns green, the civic starts off normally and the superior car burns his tires and takes off like a bat out of hell. And then the civic driver is like "What an asshat. Am I going to bother racing against car that we both know will win?" And then all the civic forum people are like "Yeah that guy is probably a jerk and got the car thru daddy's money."
But yeah maybe that was their point of view.
Dunno.
No need to flame.
Last edited by armieo; May 5, 2005 at 09:28 AM.
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