stupid punk in a ford focus
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stupid punk in a ford focus
So my girlfriend is following me today after we picked up my new summer rims. She's in her new corolla and we are on a 3 lane road.
Suddenly I see some guy riding her *** in a focus. Shortly after he downshifts his POS so I can hear his gigantic exhaust and tries to pass her in the middle lane (she's in the left).
then the *** cuts her off!! she had to slam on the brakes to let him in cuz he tried to squeeze in front of her.
I move over behind her, and then we end up getting off the freeway. We are now on a 2 lane road, and this guy is talking **** to her out his window! I can't hear what he's saying but later she said he was like "come on lets race bitch" blah blah **** like that.
Finally she says, well since you wanna talk **** and be an *** why dont you race my boyfriend. he's right behind me.
the light turns and he kinda goes. now at this point i didn't know their conversation, but she starts to move over behind him and he floors his coffee can again.
I downshift, blow by him, then slow back down. he certainly doesn't have his window down now, and he basically looks like a deer in headlights. bit off a bit more than he can chew methinks.
trying to save face now in front of his 2 friends in the car, he tries his best to race. i f*ck with him for a second or two, then just hammer it. my girlfriend floors it, goes by him, flips him off, and he turns a mile after that.
stupid ***. blah. my girlfriend cracks me up though. she was like "i didn't want to let him in cuz he was riding my *** and i dont have time for ricer **** like that". lol. gotta love a girl like that!
Suddenly I see some guy riding her *** in a focus. Shortly after he downshifts his POS so I can hear his gigantic exhaust and tries to pass her in the middle lane (she's in the left).
then the *** cuts her off!! she had to slam on the brakes to let him in cuz he tried to squeeze in front of her.
I move over behind her, and then we end up getting off the freeway. We are now on a 2 lane road, and this guy is talking **** to her out his window! I can't hear what he's saying but later she said he was like "come on lets race bitch" blah blah **** like that.
Finally she says, well since you wanna talk **** and be an *** why dont you race my boyfriend. he's right behind me.
the light turns and he kinda goes. now at this point i didn't know their conversation, but she starts to move over behind him and he floors his coffee can again.
I downshift, blow by him, then slow back down. he certainly doesn't have his window down now, and he basically looks like a deer in headlights. bit off a bit more than he can chew methinks.
trying to save face now in front of his 2 friends in the car, he tries his best to race. i f*ck with him for a second or two, then just hammer it. my girlfriend floors it, goes by him, flips him off, and he turns a mile after that.
stupid ***. blah. my girlfriend cracks me up though. she was like "i didn't want to let him in cuz he was riding my *** and i dont have time for ricer **** like that". lol. gotta love a girl like that!
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Rep Power: 0 That same shlt happens when my girl and I go out in her car. My girl has a Mazda6 with the sport package 5spd. We had this one focker in a beat up 92 Sentra pull up to us at the light. We had the windows rolled down, he rolls his down and yells at my g/f, "he sweety, want a man with a real car?" I looked at him like wtf? I was about to say something and my girl goes "sorry, but I don't date little boys with ***** envy. lets race you *****!"
She starts revving and the guy has an automatic and puts it in nuetral, I guess to do a nuetral drop? Light goes green and my girl out launches him and immediately starts putting train lengths on the guy. We get to the next light which is about 2 miles from where we started. Guy never rolled up next to us, we would just stay back like a car length and never come up until he had to turn. I hardly ever get anybody to try me in my car, not like its the fastest thing or anything, but come on, I wanna play too.
She starts revving and the guy has an automatic and puts it in nuetral, I guess to do a nuetral drop? Light goes green and my girl out launches him and immediately starts putting train lengths on the guy. We get to the next light which is about 2 miles from where we started. Guy never rolled up next to us, we would just stay back like a car length and never come up until he had to turn. I hardly ever get anybody to try me in my car, not like its the fastest thing or anything, but come on, I wanna play too.
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Originally Posted by DaPipeLayer
That same shlt happens when my girl and I go out in her car. My girl has a Mazda6 with the sport package 5spd. We had this one focker in a beat up 92 Sentra pull up to us at the light. We had the windows rolled down, he rolls his down and yells at my g/f, "he sweety, want a man with a real car?" I looked at him like wtf? I was about to say something and my girl goes "sorry, but I don't date little boys with ***** envy. lets race you *****!"
She starts revving and the guy has an automatic and puts it in nuetral, I guess to do a nuetral drop? Light goes green and my girl out launches him and immediately starts putting train lengths on the guy. We get to the next light which is about 2 miles from where we started. Guy never rolled up next to us, we would just stay back like a car length and never come up until he had to turn. I hardly ever get anybody to try me in my car, not like its the fastest thing or anything, but come on, I wanna play too.
She starts revving and the guy has an automatic and puts it in nuetral, I guess to do a nuetral drop? Light goes green and my girl out launches him and immediately starts putting train lengths on the guy. We get to the next light which is about 2 miles from where we started. Guy never rolled up next to us, we would just stay back like a car length and never come up until he had to turn. I hardly ever get anybody to try me in my car, not like its the fastest thing or anything, but come on, I wanna play too.
Originally Posted by S2000man01
stupid ***. blah. my girlfriend cracks me up though. she was like "i didn't want to let him in cuz he was riding my *** and i dont have time for ricer **** like that". lol. gotta love a girl like that!
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