When Minivan Drivers Attack
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When Minivan Drivers Attack
ok, well here is how the story goes. me and my friend Bob (droppin187s) were in the metroparks hittin up some cubans that i recently got from my trip to italy 
. we just chilled there for a while and when we were pulling out we ended up behind some minivan.
as we pull out we are behind the minivan and infront of the van is some guy riding a road bike so we arent going very fast. it is double yellow lines and the minivan pulles into the left lane as it is clear to pass the bike and we follow, but we continue past the van too so we are infront of them also. now, we are just cruising along our way messin around in the turns and such in the metroparks as we approach the exit.
we reach the exit of the metroparks at a stop sign and wait to turn left on to the main road when out of no where we hear someone beeping their horn like crazy, so we turned around. it was the minivan driver (some 60ish year old guy) mouthing "f*ck you" and flicking us off. i was like wtf it is not like i cut him off or did anything to really harm him at all, so i thought nothing of it at all and thought this was the end of it, but actually this was just the beginning.
after he flicks us off he continues to follow us in our left turn to another stop light where he pulls on to the sholder so he is right next to us. this is where it gets bad. he yells at us saying wtf are we doing passing him in a double yellow and calling us *******s and other stuff, then out of no where he reaches out of his window and throws a punch and my friend. this f*ckin pissed us off most and we were ready to kill that ****.
after that encounter he pulls back behind us and we realize he is following us so we pull on to the freeway. we see he follows us on to there also so we pull into the passing lane with it open and him right behind us and gun it to loose him. we can see that he is trying to catch up really bad as he is leaning so far forward with his face almost against the window and his hands griping the steering wheel like no other, but we easily take him and gun it through the cars to loose him and we think he probally got off an exit before us because we didnt see him behind us anymore.
we got his license plate and all, what do you think we should do? he practically assaulted my friend just for a little f*ckin road rage. its not like we caused any harm to him at all. this just really pisses me off that he threw a punch at my friend and he is really pissed off about something this stupid. i just worry that he might notice my car now in a parking lot and try to f*ck with it or something. oh well, let me know what you think. sorry for the long read :/
. we just chilled there for a while and when we were pulling out we ended up behind some minivan. as we pull out we are behind the minivan and infront of the van is some guy riding a road bike so we arent going very fast. it is double yellow lines and the minivan pulles into the left lane as it is clear to pass the bike and we follow, but we continue past the van too so we are infront of them also. now, we are just cruising along our way messin around in the turns and such in the metroparks as we approach the exit.
we reach the exit of the metroparks at a stop sign and wait to turn left on to the main road when out of no where we hear someone beeping their horn like crazy, so we turned around. it was the minivan driver (some 60ish year old guy) mouthing "f*ck you" and flicking us off. i was like wtf it is not like i cut him off or did anything to really harm him at all, so i thought nothing of it at all and thought this was the end of it, but actually this was just the beginning.
after he flicks us off he continues to follow us in our left turn to another stop light where he pulls on to the sholder so he is right next to us. this is where it gets bad. he yells at us saying wtf are we doing passing him in a double yellow and calling us *******s and other stuff, then out of no where he reaches out of his window and throws a punch and my friend. this f*ckin pissed us off most and we were ready to kill that ****.
after that encounter he pulls back behind us and we realize he is following us so we pull on to the freeway. we see he follows us on to there also so we pull into the passing lane with it open and him right behind us and gun it to loose him. we can see that he is trying to catch up really bad as he is leaning so far forward with his face almost against the window and his hands griping the steering wheel like no other, but we easily take him and gun it through the cars to loose him and we think he probally got off an exit before us because we didnt see him behind us anymore.
we got his license plate and all, what do you think we should do? he practically assaulted my friend just for a little f*ckin road rage. its not like we caused any harm to him at all. this just really pisses me off that he threw a punch at my friend and he is really pissed off about something this stupid. i just worry that he might notice my car now in a parking lot and try to f*ck with it or something. oh well, let me know what you think. sorry for the long read :/
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what do you think i should do? i could get a ticket for passing in a double yellow and get him on assault or just ignore it. what im thinkin ill probally do is just ignore it and if i found out someone f*cks with my car within the next month or so i got his plate number and car description and will just report it as him.
what do you think i should do? i could get a ticket for passing in a double yellow and get him on assault or just ignore it. what im thinkin ill probally do is just ignore it and if i found out someone f*cks with my car within the next month or so i got his plate number and car description and will just report it as him.
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but take into acct. most of the driving you do is routine. i.e., where you were might be somewhere he drives all the time, to soccer practice, work, anything. so odds are he takes the same route fairly often. and at about the same time.
just watch out for him, i'd say.
but take into acct. most of the driving you do is routine. i.e., where you were might be somewhere he drives all the time, to soccer practice, work, anything. so odds are he takes the same route fairly often. and at about the same time.
just watch out for him, i'd say.
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Originally Posted by armieo
So both you and the van crossed on double yellow lines, and yet he is the one that gets mad even though he crossed the lines himself, too?
Correct?
Correct?
I feel minivan drivers are only 2nd to SUV drivers in the "worst drivers" category.
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Rep Power: 0 If you see his van again,try this recipe:
What you'll need:
1 bag of Sugar
1 funnel
1 pair of gloves
What to do:
1. Slowly open his gas tank.
2. Open the cap, stick the funnel in.
3. Pour half a bag of sugar (more or less to your delecasy)
4. Screw cap back on and run.
What you'll need:
1 bag of Sugar
1 funnel
1 pair of gloves
What to do:
1. Slowly open his gas tank.
2. Open the cap, stick the funnel in.
3. Pour half a bag of sugar (more or less to your delecasy)
4. Screw cap back on and run.
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