My VTEC Civic vs. SRT-4
My VTEC Civic vs. SRT-4
Well me and one of my buddies got bored last night so we went ricer hunting. We hit up a few of the local hotspots and saw a few nice cars, but none that could stack up against my mods. Just as we were about to give up I saw a bright yellow SRT-4. I paced him for a while trying to stay just a few inches off of his back bumper when he finally switched lanes. There was a light a few hundred feet up ahead so we knew it was goin down for reals. I pulled up next to him and revved a bit boincin in and out of VtEC. I could tell he got scared because he just started shaking his head like "man I'm bout to get smoked!" Well the light turns green and I launched at about 6200 rpm and immediately gained a few car lengths. Then I broke second and my VTEC was sceamin like a mother ****** and my speedo was shootin up like Tyrone Biggums. I could barely see that POS neon when I topped out third gear at 110mph. Me and my boy just laughed and sang our club chant. For reals for reals, VtEC equals Kills. Yeah boi, a pretty good night if I must say so myself.
^April Fools!!!
^April Fools!!!
Last edited by DarrenA; Apr 1, 2004 at 10:18 AM.
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if all you have is an EVO exhaust and AEM CAI, then one of two things happened.
It wasn't an SRT4
OR
It was an SRT4 that didn't even bother wasting the gas to race you
It wasn't an SRT4
OR
It was an SRT4 that didn't even bother wasting the gas to race you
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