the conspiracy theory
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the conspiracy theory
Tonight while cruising, we stopped at one of the hotspots to sit for a while. There were cops everywhere, and probably noting which cars were going by so they could nail cruisers. (though i've yet to see an S2000 or 350Z get pulled over for cruising, lol) We had my S2, a 350Z, and a hatchback. The owner of the hatchback had his EVO 8 put away because it was supposed to rain later.
While we were at krispy kreme (this parking lot is always full of people) we noticed a HUGE full size astro van. It was black. There was a girl driving. She was dressed in black. She got out, and made a call on her cell phone. It was also black. lol. ok.
Suddenly another full size astro van pulls up. A guy, dressed in black, gets out. We notice this and start to ponder what they are doing. For the next 15 minutes, they sit there. Open up the back doors once or twice, and pull out and transfer some boxes between the two vans. While this is going on, people show up in various other vehicles, and park near the vans. They get out, also dressed in black, and take or leave a package and then go.
At this point we're like... ok WTF.
So my friend (with the 350Z) decides to ask what they are doing. He walks up to the first van that showed up while the other "dressed in black" guy is hiding who knows what bodies in the back of his.
Him: Are you guys the FBI?
FAT HO: Yes.
Him: Are you on a stakeout?
FAT HO: Yes.
Him: Oh. Can I see what you have in the van?
FAT HO: No.
Him: Can I see some I.D.?
FAT HO: I'm going to kill you.
Him: Is that a threat?
FAT HO: That's a promise.
Him: Ok then.
At this point we're laughing our asses off. Suddenly a 3rd black suburban shows up. With more people dressed in black.
My friend said he could see a cage blocking off the back of the van from the front, and he saw black uniforms like the ones all the conspirators were wearing. We knew they weren't Jehova's witnesses because they threatened his life, so I thought maybe they were some satanic cult. hehe.
This continues on as we are standing there, with more "dressed in black" people coming and going. Packages exchanging hands. All the while, the drivers of the vans sitting in the vans with the vans running. As if in case they had to leave quickly. hmmm
So I decide to do what any normal citizen would do.
I bust out the digital camera. As I'm taking pictures, 2 hot chicks drive by in a grand am and say "nice cars". We stop them and tell them they have to drive by and look in the back of the conspiracy vans when they open them and tell us what they see. lol. The girls do, but the evil people are cautious not to open the back doors when someone could see.
Here's the pictures, including one of the hot chicks (she had a great @ss!!!) sneaking a peak at one of the vans.
We never figured it out... but if I'm dead in the morning. YOu know why. Haha... I was bein all sneaky too taking pictures. Dodging behind parked cars, not using the flash so they didn't know. hehehhe
Also note the vans had NO SIDE WINDOWS. hmmm
While we were at krispy kreme (this parking lot is always full of people) we noticed a HUGE full size astro van. It was black. There was a girl driving. She was dressed in black. She got out, and made a call on her cell phone. It was also black. lol. ok.
Suddenly another full size astro van pulls up. A guy, dressed in black, gets out. We notice this and start to ponder what they are doing. For the next 15 minutes, they sit there. Open up the back doors once or twice, and pull out and transfer some boxes between the two vans. While this is going on, people show up in various other vehicles, and park near the vans. They get out, also dressed in black, and take or leave a package and then go.
At this point we're like... ok WTF.
So my friend (with the 350Z) decides to ask what they are doing. He walks up to the first van that showed up while the other "dressed in black" guy is hiding who knows what bodies in the back of his.
Him: Are you guys the FBI?
FAT HO: Yes.
Him: Are you on a stakeout?
FAT HO: Yes.
Him: Oh. Can I see what you have in the van?
FAT HO: No.
Him: Can I see some I.D.?
FAT HO: I'm going to kill you.
Him: Is that a threat?
FAT HO: That's a promise.
Him: Ok then.
At this point we're laughing our asses off. Suddenly a 3rd black suburban shows up. With more people dressed in black.
My friend said he could see a cage blocking off the back of the van from the front, and he saw black uniforms like the ones all the conspirators were wearing. We knew they weren't Jehova's witnesses because they threatened his life, so I thought maybe they were some satanic cult. hehe.
This continues on as we are standing there, with more "dressed in black" people coming and going. Packages exchanging hands. All the while, the drivers of the vans sitting in the vans with the vans running. As if in case they had to leave quickly. hmmm
So I decide to do what any normal citizen would do.
I bust out the digital camera. As I'm taking pictures, 2 hot chicks drive by in a grand am and say "nice cars". We stop them and tell them they have to drive by and look in the back of the conspiracy vans when they open them and tell us what they see. lol. The girls do, but the evil people are cautious not to open the back doors when someone could see.
Here's the pictures, including one of the hot chicks (she had a great @ss!!!) sneaking a peak at one of the vans.
We never figured it out... but if I'm dead in the morning. YOu know why. Haha... I was bein all sneaky too taking pictures. Dodging behind parked cars, not using the flash so they didn't know. hehehhe
Also note the vans had NO SIDE WINDOWS. hmmm
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this one is blurry cuz the guy suddenly turned around so i had to hide the camera as it took the picture.
this one is blurry cuz the guy suddenly turned around so i had to hide the camera as it took the picture.
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Rep Power: 0 you actualy stayed there for a while and did not get kicked out? is there rent a cop not out yet or something? every time i even go there to get something to eat he yells at us to move along
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Rep Power: 399 Yup, that chinese rent a cop isn't out yet. Not sure if he's going to be back this summer or not.
I mean if you think about it, they are only hurting themselves. Look how much business at omega custard has dropped cuz they forced people out of their parking lot. without allowing people to hang out (even paying customers are given the boot before they even finish their ice cream!) they are losing a huge reason for people to go their in the first place.
it's sad how dumb these business owners can be.
I mean if you think about it, they are only hurting themselves. Look how much business at omega custard has dropped cuz they forced people out of their parking lot. without allowing people to hang out (even paying customers are given the boot before they even finish their ice cream!) they are losing a huge reason for people to go their in the first place.
it's sad how dumb these business owners can be.
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Rep Power: 399 90% of the time if you see an S2000 on highway it's either me and/or Johnny. He has a silver one with a CF hood. Mine is red.
We go usually once a week or every other week maybe.
We go usually once a week or every other week maybe.
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Rep Power: 0 I can see it now. Black vans and black helicopters surround S2000man01's house. They get on their loadspeaker.."We know you're in there. We want the pictures." He gets into the S2000 and smashes through the garage door and takes off. 
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