Oh Silly Cavalier!
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Oh Silly Cavalier!
Thursday...
The hot rays of the sun filter through the fluffy white clouds, surging downward towards the earth in an attempt to break Winter's icy grip. The light glints off Cars streaking up and down Regent Avenue, scurrying off to different places, spurred onward by steadily decreasing lunch-hours...
What's this? We focus upon a small black car, and we know immediately, by the thumping stock speakers, that it's Samcanadians gallant little Civic. Happily, Sam and his freshly washed car trundle along the road, oblivious to the evil malace that is swiftly approaching them from behind...
Stopping at a red light, Sam glances over at the car pulling up next to him, and shockingly... stares directly into the eyes.......of a ricer in a Cavalier.
This wasn't an Altezzas, Wing, and Neon wearing ricer...this was a ricer that had just one thing...a punk-*** kid that gave Sam the most condescending "I am better than you" sneer ever. This wasn't a simple "sneer", it was a head shifting, lip curling "Hmmph" sneer, directed at Sam and his car, FULLY intending to make Sam feel bad about what he was spending his hard-earned money on.
Samcanadian, being the gracious, loving, happy do-gooder he is, thinks to himself "Gee, maybe he had a large bug in his nose that he needed to suffocate by sucking down his throat...I shouldn't jump to conclusions", but all traces of forgiveness are forgotten as he reads what is on the back window of this car: "Spend all you want, it's still a Civic"...
"It's still a Civic....still a Civic....a civic....civic...."
The words seem to echo in Sam's mind...reverberating like a gunshot in an empty cave..."Still a Civic"...
Hurting, Sam ignores the dink, knowing there will be no showdown because of the heavy traffic...however, the Ricer stays beside him, with the intent to annoy stitched all across his only-a-mother-could-love face. As the traffic begins to pick up speed, the Ricer pulls ahead of Sam, and makes an attempt to cut Sam off!!!!!
Sam is aware however, of the size of his car, the hole in traffic, AND the size of the Cavalier...and knows that this donut-hole jerk will NOT get into that space. Stupidly enough, the Cav tries to pull in, without signalling or ANYTHING...realizes he won't fit, and pulls back into his own lane, JAMMING on the brakes *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH* and just BARELY avoiding the rear bumper of the stopped Semi in his lane.
Sam drives slowly by Mr.Dink, and flashes him a good old fashioned cheese-eating smile, letting the ricer know how much of a retard he really is.
The hot rays of the sun filter through the fluffy white clouds, surging downward towards the earth in an attempt to break Winter's icy grip. The light glints off Cars streaking up and down Regent Avenue, scurrying off to different places, spurred onward by steadily decreasing lunch-hours...
What's this? We focus upon a small black car, and we know immediately, by the thumping stock speakers, that it's Samcanadians gallant little Civic. Happily, Sam and his freshly washed car trundle along the road, oblivious to the evil malace that is swiftly approaching them from behind...
Stopping at a red light, Sam glances over at the car pulling up next to him, and shockingly... stares directly into the eyes.......of a ricer in a Cavalier.
This wasn't an Altezzas, Wing, and Neon wearing ricer...this was a ricer that had just one thing...a punk-*** kid that gave Sam the most condescending "I am better than you" sneer ever. This wasn't a simple "sneer", it was a head shifting, lip curling "Hmmph" sneer, directed at Sam and his car, FULLY intending to make Sam feel bad about what he was spending his hard-earned money on.
Samcanadian, being the gracious, loving, happy do-gooder he is, thinks to himself "Gee, maybe he had a large bug in his nose that he needed to suffocate by sucking down his throat...I shouldn't jump to conclusions", but all traces of forgiveness are forgotten as he reads what is on the back window of this car: "Spend all you want, it's still a Civic"...
"It's still a Civic....still a Civic....a civic....civic...."
The words seem to echo in Sam's mind...reverberating like a gunshot in an empty cave..."Still a Civic"...
Hurting, Sam ignores the dink, knowing there will be no showdown because of the heavy traffic...however, the Ricer stays beside him, with the intent to annoy stitched all across his only-a-mother-could-love face. As the traffic begins to pick up speed, the Ricer pulls ahead of Sam, and makes an attempt to cut Sam off!!!!!
Sam is aware however, of the size of his car, the hole in traffic, AND the size of the Cavalier...and knows that this donut-hole jerk will NOT get into that space. Stupidly enough, the Cav tries to pull in, without signalling or ANYTHING...realizes he won't fit, and pulls back into his own lane, JAMMING on the brakes *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH* and just BARELY avoiding the rear bumper of the stopped Semi in his lane.
Sam drives slowly by Mr.Dink, and flashes him a good old fashioned cheese-eating smile, letting the ricer know how much of a retard he really is.
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Good story. Very suspencful(sp). It kept my attention. I vote a 10 for "Sam story time".
Good story. Very suspencful(sp). It kept my attention. I vote a 10 for "Sam story time".
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Rep Power: 0 Hey, why the heck do people even TRY to modify a Cav????
I mean, at least the Civic has a decent platform to build on.... To make a Cavalier anything BUT a slow piece of crap, you'd have to tear the motor and tranny out and replace it with something made in Japan.
I mean, at least the Civic has a decent platform to build on.... To make a Cavalier anything BUT a slow piece of crap, you'd have to tear the motor and tranny out and replace it with something made in Japan.
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