2 badasses in a dodge shadow
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2 badasses in a dodge shadow OK i'm bored at work so i'll post an interesting encounter that I had at college today. I was parking & walking in & hear this wierd noise that sounded like someone kicking an old rusted bumper or something you'd hear at a construction site. Then I see this old POS dodge shadow sedan maroon with two "thugs" just sitting in it bumping their **** about to rattle the trunk off, then I notice something obnoctiously huge on the hood & upon closer inspection it was a foot long swan with butterfly looking wings that were clear maroon plastic on the front as a hood ornament. 
That thing would look rediculous even on a huge *** semi truck!! Ijust walked by & they were mad doggin me the whole time because they were such badasses that I should be afraid or something, dumbasses. 
So I get done with my class & im walking to my car & I hear that familiar construction site pounding & much to my suprize, they were still there just sitting there blasting their shitbass & staring me down again, keeping in mind that this is a good 2 1/2 hours later!!
I was speechless, I guess they didnt have anything better to do than to look bad & try to protect their parking lot.
That thing would look rediculous even on a huge *** semi truck!! Ijust walked by & they were mad doggin me the whole time because they were such badasses that I should be afraid or something, dumbasses. So I get done with my class & im walking to my car & I hear that familiar construction site pounding & much to my suprize, they were still there just sitting there blasting their shitbass & staring me down again, keeping in mind that this is a good 2 1/2 hours later!!
I was speechless, I guess they didnt have anything better to do than to look bad & try to protect their parking lot.
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Rep Power: 329 Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
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Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
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Rep Power: 0 Originally posted by nookiemonster
Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
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Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
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Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
Hey ever seen the rockman on Ninja Scroll, and how he rapes that chick? I wonder if his dong is a flower you know how you see a single flower growing out a bunch of rocks? That would be cool. And then he could have made her smell it...haha smell my dik
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