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!@#$%#@@! Senile people shouldn't be allowed to do anything, much less letting them drive a car.
I'm at a stoplight waiting to turn right. The car in front of me is also waiting to turn right. However, apparently there is a new law that says you CANT turn right until your f'in light turns green. So I wait and wait and with no traffic finally honk my horn. Oh but with senility comes going deaf. And grandma can't hear my horn much less see my middle finger. To make matters worse, this light happens to be in the guinness book of world records for longest light. Especially when you're stuck behind some old codger who doesn't know the laws of traffic.
Then on the freeway I'm in the right lane because my exit is coming up. I'm behind another old biddy grandma who's thought process is still contemplating information from last week. But she's going 40 in a 65 because she's taking the same exit... which mind you isn't for another mile.
"oh you mean my exit is coming up in 26 miles!!" Well gee grandma, holy sh*t, 26 miles, you better start slowin the f*ck down! You never know, your brakes might fail and you would want to make sure you have enough room to coast to a stop sometime before the end of the offramp.
I need to arm my civic with heavy surface to surface missiles. That would solve a lot of my problems.
I'm at a stoplight waiting to turn right. The car in front of me is also waiting to turn right. However, apparently there is a new law that says you CANT turn right until your f'in light turns green. So I wait and wait and with no traffic finally honk my horn. Oh but with senility comes going deaf. And grandma can't hear my horn much less see my middle finger. To make matters worse, this light happens to be in the guinness book of world records for longest light. Especially when you're stuck behind some old codger who doesn't know the laws of traffic.
Then on the freeway I'm in the right lane because my exit is coming up. I'm behind another old biddy grandma who's thought process is still contemplating information from last week. But she's going 40 in a 65 because she's taking the same exit... which mind you isn't for another mile.
"oh you mean my exit is coming up in 26 miles!!" Well gee grandma, holy sh*t, 26 miles, you better start slowin the f*ck down! You never know, your brakes might fail and you would want to make sure you have enough room to coast to a stop sometime before the end of the offramp.
I need to arm my civic with heavy surface to surface missiles. That would solve a lot of my problems.
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Originally posted by S2000man01
Senile people shouldn't be allowed to do anything, much less letting them drive a car.
I'm at a stoplight waiting to turn right. The car in front of me is also waiting to turn right. However, apparently there is a new law that says you CANT turn right until your f'in light turns green. So I wait and wait and with no traffic finally honk my horn. Oh but with senility comes going deaf. And grandma can't hear my horn much less see my middle finger. To make matters worse, this light happens to be in the guinness book of world records for longest light. Especially when you're stuck behind some old codger who doesn't know the laws of traffic.
Then on the freeway I'm in the right lane because my exit is coming up. I'm behind another old biddy grandma who's thought process is still contemplating information from last week. But she's going 40 in a 65 because she's taking the same exit... which mind you isn't for another mile.
"oh you mean my exit is coming up in 26 miles!!" Well gee grandma, holy sh*t, 26 miles, you better start slowin the f*ck down! You never know, your brakes might fail and you would want to make sure you have enough room to coast to a stop sometime before the end of the offramp.
I need to arm my civic with heavy surface to surface missiles. That would solve a lot of my problems.
Senile people shouldn't be allowed to do anything, much less letting them drive a car.
I'm at a stoplight waiting to turn right. The car in front of me is also waiting to turn right. However, apparently there is a new law that says you CANT turn right until your f'in light turns green. So I wait and wait and with no traffic finally honk my horn. Oh but with senility comes going deaf. And grandma can't hear my horn much less see my middle finger. To make matters worse, this light happens to be in the guinness book of world records for longest light. Especially when you're stuck behind some old codger who doesn't know the laws of traffic.
Then on the freeway I'm in the right lane because my exit is coming up. I'm behind another old biddy grandma who's thought process is still contemplating information from last week. But she's going 40 in a 65 because she's taking the same exit... which mind you isn't for another mile.
"oh you mean my exit is coming up in 26 miles!!" Well gee grandma, holy sh*t, 26 miles, you better start slowin the f*ck down! You never know, your brakes might fail and you would want to make sure you have enough room to coast to a stop sometime before the end of the offramp.
I need to arm my civic with heavy surface to surface missiles. That would solve a lot of my problems.
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Rep Power: 291 the way i look at it is they dont have a whole lotta time left on this world so dont you think they would wanna make the most outta the time they have and drive fast as possible so they have more time for bingo and knitting???
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Rep Power: 413 Ever feel like no matter what road you decide to take, how much you try to cut through traffic, there is ALWAYS someone screwing up your drive to or from work?
I hate those days.
I hate those days.
I sure wish my car was newer
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From: St. Louis, Mo
Rep Power: 364 Last week when I came home from school, I didn't hit one red light. I started driving at 11, got here at 2, drove around a bunch more... it was so nice. All greens all day...
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Rep Power: 0 Every old person in my town has a car. And they all do 25 in the 30s and occasionally take up two lanes. And cannot park for a damn.
And almost hit me many many times during a day when they don't turn to check their blind spot, which on some old people, is everywhere.
And almost hit me many many times during a day when they don't turn to check their blind spot, which on some old people, is everywhere.
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Rep Power: 0 one time i got stuck behind an old lady on the freeway going 45 on a 65 area in the fast lane. i kept honking and she couldn't even hear me. on top of that, when i finally got to change lane and pass her, she almost hits me changing into the same lane without even looking, she was literally like inches away. luckily no one was in the lane next to me and i was able to move into it quickly avoiding her. after that i go right up next to her and honk and flip her off but she doesn't even realize i am there, so i just take off. yea i know flippin gold people off is bad, normally i would of ingored it but since she almost got me into an accident i couldn't resist
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Rep Power: 0 Ya everyone slows you down these days. Usually if theres somone slow in front of me in the exit lane and theres enough time ill try to cut in front of them bastards
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From: Long Island, New York, US
Rep Power: 396 Thats usually how it happens...especially if you are late to go some where or you are in a rush to be somewhere...There is usually a really old person driving in front of you. I hate when that happens.
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Rep Power: 396 Just like in the scene from BAD BOYS2...that I saw on tv for their preview...H2 hummer going down a hill crashing through aluminum shacks...It was pretty sick
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Rep Power: 0 Its the idiots that think they have the right away all the time that **** me off. They dont give a damn who is where, if they want over, they get over. People do that to me everyday. I cant wait for someone to hit me so I can call Morris Bart and sew their @ss. Then I can forfill my wish list. Bodykit, rims, interior, motor swap, etc. Untill then I will just deal with the idiots on the road and paciently wait.
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From: Katy (H-town), Texas, US
Rep Power: 0 lol... It's kinda funny.. They are old and have little time left, but they drive slower than ****, we are young and drive faster than ****.. the universe it messed up.. tecnically old people should be going 100 down side streets... 'holy ****, im gonna die soon and johnies birthday is 2 hours from now..' 'gotta get there qiuck i only have so many consious hours in a day...'
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From: Simpsonville, South Carolina, US
Rep Power: 0 dude, I hate it when cars go super duper slow for no good reason. Like if I'm going to school and I'm just a tad bit behind my schedule I could still make it in plenty of time without speeding any extra. But the way my luck goes theys a old mack truck or a granny woman slowing me down and I walk in right in front of the proffessor before class starts.
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Rep Power: 303 my place is full senile people.........its like a freaken retirement city.......so I run into that kinda stuff all the time. And its always the old people that drive the hugh cars........like lincoln towncars.........where they can't see over the steering wheel or anything around them...........every spot is a blind spot to them.
