dilbert's salary law
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dilbert's salary law
dunno if this has been posted before, but it's kinda like that "girls = evil" proof...
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Dilbert's Salary Law:
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
executives. Now we have proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work/Time = Power.
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
Work/Money = Knowledge.
Solving for Money we get:
Work/Knowledge = Money.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of
the Work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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Dilbert's Salary Law:
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
executives. Now we have proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work/Time = Power.
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
Work/Money = Knowledge.
Solving for Money we get:
Work/Knowledge = Money.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of
the Work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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Rep Power: 0 Because the sciencists and engineers have the most knowledge....and business people usually don't have as muhc knowledge as the scientists and engineers...therefore...they would make more money because
WOrk/Knowledge = Money.
As Knowledge increase, money decrease hehe somehting like that
WOrk/Knowledge = Money.
As Knowledge increase, money decrease hehe somehting like that
Originally posted by CUE2k1
That's true!!! I work at an office and do *** all but get paid $$$$
HAHAHA
Why do you think I'm always online when at work??
That's true!!! I work at an office and do *** all but get paid $$$$
HAHAHA
Why do you think I'm always online when at work??
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