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OT - funny joke! sadam hussein sends his son in to town to buy groceries, and his son goes and comes back, when he returns he is holding the cans and foods in his hand, sadam asks, "why didnt u put the food into grocery bags?" his son replies "there was no bag-dad" 
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Rep Power: 0 A large group of lingering Iraqi soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune:
“One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 10 Iraqis!”
The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle erupts, then silence.
The voice then calls out, “One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 100 Iraqwis!”
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and, instantly, a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out once more, “One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 1,000 Iraqis!”
The enraged Iraqi Commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle rages. Then silence...
Eventually one wounded Iraqi soldier crawls back over the dune and, with his dying words, tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men! It’s a trap—there are two of them!”
“One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 10 Iraqis!”
The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle erupts, then silence.
The voice then calls out, “One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 100 Iraqwis!”
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and, instantly, a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out once more, “One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 1,000 Iraqis!”
The enraged Iraqi Commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle rages. Then silence...
Eventually one wounded Iraqi soldier crawls back over the dune and, with his dying words, tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men! It’s a trap—there are two of them!”
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