I've Been SHOT!!!
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I've Been SHOT!!!
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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From: Scarb/Markham/Barrie, Ontario, Canada
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i don't understand??? would there be blood all over the place if she got shot in the head and plus would she also feel the pain in her head! dame is she ever dumb
i don't understand??? would there be blood all over the place if she got shot in the head and plus would she also feel the pain in her head! dame is she ever dumb
maybe someone who's majoring psychology can better explain this than me.
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Rep Power: 0 this could happen, but very unlikely. there was a show "Myth Busters" on the discovery channel that proved that dough could indeed blow up, but the car temp was at 130 degrees and the dough didn't explode until 1 hour after the car was set to this temp.
here's a recap of the test from the show:
"Exploding dough: Possible. They heated the interior of a car to 130 degrees with canned dough within. While it did explode (after an hour) they doubted that any housewife would be stupid enough to think that said dough was actually her blown out brains"
here's a recap of the test from the show:
"Exploding dough: Possible. They heated the interior of a car to 130 degrees with canned dough within. While it did explode (after an hour) they doubted that any housewife would be stupid enough to think that said dough was actually her blown out brains"
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