OT: Funny email - Tech support
OT: Funny email - Tech support
i got this in my email this morning from a friend.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 . And
now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system.
I`ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What
can I do?
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command:
C:/I >THOUGHT >YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional
software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 . And
now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system.
I`ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What
can I do?
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command:
C:/I >THOUGHT >YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional
software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
Yes, it's an Acura EL
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I'm having problems with the companion operating system:
Dear IT Support.......
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-program, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail **** filters, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new atachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT program it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Any Ideas?
Dear IT Support.......
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-program, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail **** filters, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new atachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT program it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Any Ideas?
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Rep Power: 0 This is funny! 
If in the future, my Husband 1.0 crashes like that or I've found any version of Mistress on my machine, then I'd likely reformat and then install a new copy of Boyfriend 1.0 hahaha! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
If in the future, my Husband 1.0 crashes like that or I've found any version of Mistress on my machine, then I'd likely reformat and then install a new copy of Boyfriend 1.0 hahaha! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
LOL !!
In your case, I highly recommend you to upgrade your Husband 1.0 by using your current version of Boyfriend 3.0. Boyfriend 3.0 has lots of potential features that have not been explored. One of the hidden features is that it will automatically update to adapt different environment settings. There are many more fun hidden features for you to explore. It is guranteed crash-free and Mistress-virus free.
In your case, I highly recommend you to upgrade your Husband 1.0 by using your current version of Boyfriend 3.0. Boyfriend 3.0 has lots of potential features that have not been explored. One of the hidden features is that it will automatically update to adapt different environment settings. There are many more fun hidden features for you to explore. It is guranteed crash-free and Mistress-virus free.
Yes, it's an Acura EL
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