Bird Shiiiiiiiiitttt...
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Bird Shiiiiiiiiitttt...
How often do you find bird **** on your car??? Everytime I wash my car, 2 or 3 days later, I see bird **** all over my car. When I don't wash my car. I don't see any bird ****. WTF is up with that.
I washed my car on saturday, and I had bird **** all over the front today. It looks like more than one bird abused my car. Looks like there were about three of them, and all on the hood of my car. Before saturday, I didn't wash my car for 2 weeks, and no bird ****. All summer long, bird **** appears couple days after washing the car.... gggrrrrrr...
Makes me wanna kill all those stupid birds.
My car was still shiny today, but I washed it because of the Bird ****.
Enough of my stupid rant, I guess. Does this happen to you guys?? or is it just my luck??
I washed my car on saturday, and I had bird **** all over the front today. It looks like more than one bird abused my car. Looks like there were about three of them, and all on the hood of my car. Before saturday, I didn't wash my car for 2 weeks, and no bird ****. All summer long, bird **** appears couple days after washing the car.... gggrrrrrr...
Makes me wanna kill all those stupid birds.
My car was still shiny today, but I washed it because of the Bird ****.
Enough of my stupid rant, I guess. Does this happen to you guys?? or is it just my luck??
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Happens to me all the time. It's like the Murphy's Law of car washing. And of course, you can't just slack and leave it there cause it eats at your finish.
Frankly I need more excuses to wash my car, which gets pretty dusty, so I take any bird **** as a chance to wax the whole thing.
Frankly I need more excuses to wash my car, which gets pretty dusty, so I take any bird **** as a chance to wax the whole thing.
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Rep Power: 0 I don't get it that often on my car since its parked in a parking garage at work and a garage at home, but the times when it does happen the car is always freshly cleaned. 
I am convinced though that red cars are the worst for bird crap. My mom's red RSX seems to get crapped on at least once a week.
I am convinced though that red cars are the worst for bird crap. My mom's red RSX seems to get crapped on at least once a week.
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Rep Power: 368 Which is why I don't swerve to avoid those cocky-*** seagulls or pigeons when they're walking the streets of Toronto. I'm hoping my lip will decapitate them as I fly through. Fuqqers.
Fuzzy bunnies deserve to live though.
Fuzzy bunnies deserve to live though.
Bush fu(king party,mother fu(king hand job.
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Rep Power: 405 i hate birds. they should all be shot outta the sky. lol. today is my b-day tho so i get a free car wash! woot.
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Originally Posted by TeLLy
Which is why I don't swerve to avoid those cocky-*** seagulls or pigeons when they're walking the streets of Toronto. I'm hoping my lip will decapitate them as I fly through. Fuqqers.
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Originally Posted by TeLLy
And of course, you can't just slack and leave it there cause it eats at your finish.
Stupid birdshit on the trip back left a stain - okay so I didn't clean it at 11 that night, the next morning it was cleaned. As well it was cleaned another time after that. Time for another wax job .. guess I'll do it when I redo my tails.. hope for a clear weekend day 
Blue berries will make the ish all blue. But that stuff washes off ok because it is all fruit like. I hate it when the birds are eating mud or something and it gets dried on. You gotta get that off fast or its super hard to get off.
I cant drive my car with bird crap on it. I will get outside, see it there, and go back in to get a rag to clean it off.
I cant drive my car with bird crap on it. I will get outside, see it there, and go back in to get a rag to clean it off.
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i hate birds. they should all be shot outta the sky. lol. today is my b-day tho so i get a free car wash! woot.
Then you ladies told us not too!
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Rep Power: 290 I had a bird poop on my hood once. It was huge--like the size of my hand. That bird must have eated some radioactive jalapenos or something because the next day when I washed it off, it had eaten throgh the clearcoat and messed up my paint. I've tried every kind of rubbing compound to fix the spot, but the damage to my paint is still there a year later.
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Originally Posted by R1Style
This is exactly why we were throwing rocks at them at the BBQ.
Then you ladies told us not too!
Then you ladies told us not too!
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Rep Power: 0 one time... I washed and waxed... went in to take a shower.... by the time i got out... a pound of bird **** ruined it... so im all showerd and dressed up ready to leave and pick up my girl but ended up re-rinsing the car and drying it
I cleaned my car Sunday night, and finished cleaning in the morning on monday cuz it got too dark Sunday... So yesterday, I go to York U... And what do i see... Birdshit has hit me already. Within 12 hrs of finishing cleaning the car, birdshit already!
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