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Old Sep 21, 2002
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The more and more I think about it....

I would give a kidney to have a 350Z. I heard that girls can sell their ova or whatever for 10 grand a piece. I'm going to try to convince my girlfriend to sell 3. 3 less periods, 30 grand, and I'll buy one. Dang I'm messed up, but god I want that car....

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YEAH! i saw that $hit in the newspaper! they have to be like 21-27 years old, and they get like 2500 bucks per egg! I WISH I COULD GET THAT MUCH $$ FOR MY SPERM!

ps...my parents are buyin a 350z soon [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]

they probably wont even let me drive it
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girls only have two ovaries, and they sell their eggs for around $2500 for a session not per egg (they usually take a bunch). That would require alot of sessions, but hey if she is willing then i am sure you can try.
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it'd take only 12sessions of egg stealing to get the 350z..

btw, how much do you get for donating sperm? cuz i know i'll be doin that when im 18
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Most sperm banks have strict requirements. Most want the male to be 5'11" - 6'2". You have to take a lot of tests to determine your intelligence. Overall, it's worth it, but it isn't as easy as most think.
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straight from The Sperm Bank of California

Compensation

If you are accepted into our donor program, you will be paid $50 for every sample that meets our minimum sperm count (this includes retroactive pay for the samples provided during the screening period). Pay checks are issued on the fifteenth of every month for the previous month’s samples. When a sample does not meet our criteria, you will not be paid. When you complete the exit blood test requirement, you’ll receive a $200 exit bonus. If your compensation is greater than $600 for the calendar year, we will report your income to the IRS as miscellaneous income and send you a 1099. If you refer someone who is accepted into our donor program, you’re eligible for a $500 “finder’s bonus” when he reminds us after six months in the program.
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shiet how about I give one of my ***** and you give me a Z
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a 350Z passed by me the other day at my work..... i was like
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