I jumped a bridge!!!
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I jumped a bridge!!!
Ok I was on foot running away from a bunch of fat girls, but i was going for my civic. Guess I never shoulda stopped at Krispy Kreme........[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 I dont get it[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/IMG]
See I'm gettin this image in my head that you got in your civic and tried to jump a bridge that really wasnt there, like in that one commercial? i forget which one it is but they guy gets his car fixed and he goes to jump a bridge in his car and he doesnt make it. Anyone seen that? funny as ****!!!!!![IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
See I'm gettin this image in my head that you got in your civic and tried to jump a bridge that really wasnt there, like in that one commercial? i forget which one it is but they guy gets his car fixed and he goes to jump a bridge in his car and he doesnt make it. Anyone seen that? funny as ****!!!!!![IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 Fat girls are okay.. .just put a bag over their heads and close u're eyes..
but if your eyes are open then.. err.. run away?!
Actually phat girls are cool, as long as they don't think they're all that
but if your eyes are open then.. err.. run away?!
Actually phat girls are cool, as long as they don't think they're all that
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Rep Power: 0 I thought the scene in the movie Road Trip was even funnier. The guy successfully jumps the bridge and then the car explodes into flames after it lands on the ground.
"Hey guys, I just said that the car would clear the bridge. I didn't say anything about it exploding into flames afterwards..."
"Hey guys, I just said that the car would clear the bridge. I didn't say anything about it exploding into flames afterwards..."
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Rep Power: 0 no fat grls are ok ..just teh fat grls that dun think there are fat..they are big boned....[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 Well, I AM STILL trying to figure out how you jumped a bridge, but as far as fat girls, people have different definitions for fat. If her a$$ was bout to bust out the pants, she may have just been "phat". If her a$$ WAS busting out of her pants, and it had dimples in it and sh%t, then dat wuz a FAT b!t(h. And why run? Just say "Look, it's the Oscar Meyer Weiner car!" And calmly walk away when turn around for the fixins.
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Rep Power: 0 hehehe, should I laugh or should i cry.... or should I jump off a bridge.... or laugh and cry while jumping off a bridge.
I like girls who are the right size, not bony and not big. You guys know what I am talking about. Right?
I like girls who are the right size, not bony and not big. You guys know what I am talking about. Right?
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<< some of us don't have a problem reaching it through the cushin....hehehehe >>
well actually some of the cushins are impossible to reach... i'm afraid i might get lost in there and something might bite me...
<< some of us don't have a problem reaching it through the cushin....hehehehe >>
well actually some of the cushins are impossible to reach... i'm afraid i might get lost in there and something might bite me...
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Rep Power: 0 << See I'm gettin this image in my head that you got in your civic and tried to jump a bridge that really wasnt there, like in that one commercial? i forget which one it is but they guy gets his car fixed and he goes to jump a bridge in his car and he doesnt make it. Anyone seen that? funny as ****!!!!!! >>
PSSSHHHYEAH!!!...i saw that commercial...its freakin' hilarious..the guy takes his car and to get fixed, then he thinks its a speed machine....so he try's to jump a gap and couldnt get going fast enough..haaha...funny stuff
i personally like "meatier" women. its more comfortable to hold n cudle with. i dont remember having 1 skinny girlfriend.. and im pretty skinny myself.. 5'3 about 130-135lbs
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Rep Power: 0 Maaaaaain, my wife has a REALLY fat friend. I'm glad that b!tch has her own car. . .everytime we go out, my wife is like,"let's all ride together!" I'm like, cool, I'll just go rent an EXCURSION for the evening, and you and I will ride on the ROOF![IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG]
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