I wanted to smack this @$$hole today!!!!!
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I wanted to smack this @$$hole today!!!!!
I'm driving home from work not an hour ago, and I hear this loud bumble bee. I look in my rearview and this Lancer comes cruising up past me. This is the econo-lancer mind you. He must have been flooring it for what I could tell....his exhaust was screaming. Well, if he was flooring it, it's sad because he just kind of rolled on past. Anyways, I notice on the center of the trunklid he has a emblem that read: Evolution VIII. Upon seeing this, his graphics, and the sound coming from his 'Folgers' coffee can, all I could do was shake my head. I wanted to pull him out of his car, slap him, and say "no.....no.....bad ricer."
I can picture this kid at school: "Yeah, I got a Lancer. It's not an original Evo, but I'm making it a tight azz JDM Evo VIII, fo shizzle." Dis sweet ride is already a Mustang killer stock. Damn Mustangs are so slow cuz day iz heavy yo. Dag gone solid axle iz ancient tech man. Once I get rid of my 14 inch steelies, yo, my Evo will be the fizzle, rizzle, bo-nizzle!!!!
I can picture this kid at school: "Yeah, I got a Lancer. It's not an original Evo, but I'm making it a tight azz JDM Evo VIII, fo shizzle." Dis sweet ride is already a Mustang killer stock. Damn Mustangs are so slow cuz day iz heavy yo. Dag gone solid axle iz ancient tech man. Once I get rid of my 14 inch steelies, yo, my Evo will be the fizzle, rizzle, bo-nizzle!!!!
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They do make automatic EVO's... They're known as GT-A. They have steering wheel shifters and are marketed at a more refined audience (Audi buyers)
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thank goodness I was on the opposite side of that spectrum, parked behind and EVO VIII MR yesterday.... spoke to the driver/owner too.
thank goodness I was on the opposite side of that spectrum, parked behind and EVO VIII MR yesterday.... spoke to the driver/owner too.
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Originally Posted by D17thgen
alot of those in the bay area, ca
they are all over not just in that area, around my area because there are a lot of toorps with little money and high hope dreams they rice there cars out to death with APC crap and such.. its so sad.
i saw a kid at the mall with a "evo" wannabee and i laughed at his car so he was like what u jealous? so im like buddy listen its not an evo... he laughs and goes yes it is its got the evo wing and everything...so then i had to point out to him that he had the shitty rims that come on the lancer...(cant remember brand)
ahh man. Just in time for me. One of my friends calls me today and tells me that his friend saw my car and wanted to race me. I asked what kind of car he had and he tells me a Lancer (base model) with an Evo swap. I ask the guy for pictures and he says "no dawg lez juz race den you could check unda my hood." He was lieing. ahh the dumbasses of today.
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