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I was driving home at like 3 am from a friends and i was so tired and drank but i waited till i was sober! i had to drive in a 25 MPH zone for like 5 miles then im pulling into my neigborhood which iv done for 21 years and i didnt turn good well it wa slike i didnt turn at all i drove right into the curb, i backed up drove to my house and went to sleep. Next morning i looked and i crack my bumber and scratched my kit. Later couple weeks later i was jacking up my car and the factory jack broke, i blamed the jack breaking on my cracked bumper and said it fell and hit a shelf. I got a new Bumper and new kit installed and painted for free!!!!

 
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Uhm... last time I checked... Honda Civic CRX del Sols (del Sol for short) had only 2 seats.
How can 5 women fit in 2 seats, considering that the driver takes one whole seat to drive.
That makes arouuunnnnd.... 4 women in the passenger's seat?

Are you sure they were not leprechauns? Leprechauns can be really small, you know...

 
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If it'll make you feel better, I'll race you. I can't, I mean seriously CAN'T, win a race with this car, unless I'm up against a toddler on a trike....then it's close.

 
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Sorry. I was gonna write the long version cuz it's my most embarrasing Civic story but I thought this thread was long enough.

Over-reving is okay, sometimes even fun, stalling is pretty embarassing, but peeling in reverse when you mean to go forward in heavy traffic... well that's something dark tinted windows would be good for.

Ha, lucky I didn't stall after that... I just slowly pulled over onto a side street and parked for a bit until my face regained color, just kept thinking "I can't believe I didn't slam the car behind me..." over and over.

 
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I was drivin this hot girl home and being stupid i was drving and also talkin to her...continuously checkin her out. I barely saw this red light and had to slam on my breaks leaving nearly milimeters between my car and the one in front....of course i ment to do that...

 
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i was driving my brother's 04 civic si/ex an then there was a stoplight in the middle of a hill,the light turned green, once i let go of the gas the car starts rolling back, i had to step on the gas so i wouldnt hit the car behind me! jeez it was very scary. when i gunned it, i wud peel out for liek a second

 
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NICE!!!

 
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two of my three closer friends i've beat in races. one friend i beat , my civic lx vs. his 99 neon. the other friend i beat, my civic lx vs. his 93 mx-3. my friend in the mx-3 ended up passing me in traffic on the highway, but when we merged onto another highway, the two lanes merged to one. he tried to pass a civic si before it went to single lanes. the si saw him on the side, and raced him. of course, he lost! one race, lost twice to an lx and si. HAHA. my third friend i don't race, cause he's got an rx-7. oh yeah, my civic lx is an automatic sedan !

 
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Ah, now I remember another one.

3 weeks from driving around the streets with my baby (which means it was a 3-month old) I had to stop because of this moron that slammed his brakes in the highway.

It was raining. Hard.

I slammed the brakes.

I was changing lanes.

There was a small cement wall.

Car just slid through the highway trying to hit the wall in purpose.

Luckily I turned my wheels to the right (contrary to the wall)... still slid though.
Crash.

Bump!

HOIT!

FUNK!

*Get out of the car, checking to see all my driver's side badly crashed (which was what it seemed when I crashed)... see nothing with the rain*
*Drive to my dorm, almost crying because I could not believe what had happened*
*Get out of car, slam the door*

WTF?!

I just hit my driver's side front wheel in a little tiny spot.
Miraculous.

Posting some pics of it when I get a cam.

And yes, I know I don't know how to tell a story.

 
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Before I had my vic, I had an 85 Monte Carlo SS. Just dropped a 350 in it and Posi-Trac rear end. Pulling out of my apartments. Noticed a car full of girls behind me. Of course I gotta pull out like the super stud I am. RIGHT. Didn't think that it had just rained the night before and the road was still slick. I gun it, do a 360 in the middle of the road, end up on the curb right in front of them, front wheels bent and tires blew out. That was fun.

 
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I forgot the e-brake once, started rolling down the parking lot at work.... kinda sucked. I had only had the car for a week and wasn't quite used to driving a manual again (came from driving a ford taurus crapbox).

 
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and


so...uh...you guys know how to read??

 
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Maybe I missed something...But didn't he say that if he could beat them to the light, they would party..So assuming that he could "beat" them, means he was being challenged to a race...now to race...last time I checked, that requires two or more cars...no?...

Obviously he isn't fitting 5 chicks in his own car...they have their own ....

 
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^^ lol u guys still don't get that he was joking

 
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Lol, not only did ya not get it was a joke...you totally missed the whole joke. READ BRO! lol sorry not talking sh^t it was just funny to me. he said the girls were in the OTHER car

 
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So I was sitting at a stop light and these girls were in the car next to me in the left turn lane. I was going straight. I found myself staring at these hot girls, then they started laughing....I just thought they were playin around with me. Turns out the light had been green for quite some time and everyone behind me was going around me, honking and pissed off. Talk about not paying attention.

 
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seriously people...its like

i got 3 words for all you people: HUKED UN FONIKX

 
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o god.. driving to cali from jersey in a 98' civic hatch.. me and my lady friend stoped at some huge truck stop at like 3am to get some sleep.. but we decided to have a "moment" insted.. somehow forgot that the cars alarm kicked on after a lil while and would go off if anything happened... and well.. it went off.. but the keys had fallen off the dash.. so the horn is blasting the lights are flashing and were both searching franticly to find the keys... after what felt like hours i finally found them and turned it off.. .. so finally it was dark again.. but like 2 seconds later we here people talking and crackin up.. turns out just about every truckdriver there had come out to see what was going on... i still had my pants off and she was naked..

most insane moment of my life

 
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Ok 3 days after i get my civic and get it tinted (15%) and rims and get it lookin decent i take one of the hottest girls from my school to prom, well leavin the place we just ate at i was playin it cool talkin to her while backin up and when i put it in gear to pull forward i hear a loud pop so im like wtf but dont say anything but then she's like i think u hit somethin, so when i get out i look and i backed into a big flowerpot that was very noticeable and everyone was staring at me like what a dumbazz. And she just laughed