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Aug 11, 2003

Jandree22

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Civics beware!

Honda Press Release (August 11, 2003):
WARNING! Korean automaker Kia has just announced that they are releasing the Sephia Type CE(Civic Eater). In road tests it has been shown to land on top of Honda Civics thanks to it's NASA developed wing and then deficate them out of it's 12" fart can. If you are spotted by a driver of a Sephia Type CE, it's already too late. It's 230hp engine and stealthy handling abilities are no match for a Honda. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Aug 11, 2003

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HAHA look out its a coat hanger on wheels...and it has NOS.....heehee

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That car almost looks as bad as the Focus...

...Okay, maybe not that bad...But still pretty bad.

Aug 11, 2003

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oh no! not only do we have to watch out for supercharged corolla's(another thread) but now we have to watch out for 230 hp kias! hahaha

Aug 11, 2003

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we need the rescue rangers.

Aug 11, 2003

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when the page first loaded, i didnt see the picture and i was just reading the text, i was like wtf, youve gotta be kidding, and then i scrolled down. good stuff, lol

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oh no! not only do we have to watch out for supercharged corolla's(another thread)

hey now, what's wrong with SC Corollas?

Aug 11, 2003

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if i saw that id just point and laugh

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he's setting himself up for so much embarasment... I bet even a stock DX could easily hand him his

Aug 11, 2003

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what the hell are people thinking i mean damn!

Aug 11, 2003

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Take it easy on the guy. That wing may be the only thing keeping that POS together. lol.

Aug 11, 2003

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im scared yo
help me!

Aug 11, 2003

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someone please help me!!

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A work of art. I am drawn to its huge wing. Beautiful.

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you and 5 other buddies could watch a football game on that row of bleachers on the back of that trunk

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This guy is awesome! He's obviosuly trying to get laughs, and I applaud his ability to self-clown.

My girlfriend did the same thing with her Subaru Legacy wagon. Duct-taped a wing and a hood scoop on it, rockets, trim-taped flames coming off all four wheel-wells (AWD) and the windshield read "Street Machine" and across one side of the car it read "Uncle Ben's Racing"

She's now in the process of putting a 95 front clip on (it's a 1991 Legacy) and an EJ20T engine. She's researching new suspension components. . . don't laugh, there are actually upgrades for it!

Yet another reason I love her. She, like this fellow with the Kia, are not ashamed of the fact they can laugh at themselves, and they don't mind spreading their humor in public.

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Oh yeah. . . the Subbie has since be "De-Riced" and the front clip refresh, suspension, and turbocharged WRX engine are REAL upgrades. She grew up with the car (her dad bought it new) and she loves it. It's strong, safe, and with a new engine, will actually be pretty quick. 227 HP out of a stock EJ20T isn't bad, and the engine swap is easier than changing a set of spark plugs!

Talk about a sleeper! Despite the fact I'm trading-in for a Subbie, myself, I will keep you guys updated once she takes "Ruby" under the knife. I'll keep coming back and I'll get a thread going with pictures. A rice-mobile, it will not be. . . something unique, different, and very useful. . . it will be.