The new improved BORED 07.5
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It is a ****ING BAD THING!
I say **** the bitch in the *** then send her back to the HUSBAND!
You need to hook up with a good STABLE female that works at In-n-Out that way you get free food. LOL
I say **** the bitch in the *** then send her back to the HUSBAND!
You need to hook up with a good STABLE female that works at In-n-Out that way you get free food. LOL
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man its been too long Richard, I agree with Matt, Bro's before hos, where u been anyway?
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Well I have been working my *** off at work and have focused most of my free time on my ex gf texting back and forth but I think I will be slowly getting back on track with the forum.
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Vegas if all goes as planned will be the last week in Jan and no we are not getting married.
All this has been a bit of a shock to the system but I am slowly weening myself back onto this forum.
I missed you all
All this has been a bit of a shock to the system but I am slowly weening myself back onto this forum.
I missed you all
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For our Armed Forces Members.
OK, this is 100% NOT WORK SAFE!
But if you want to see some of our military females in "action" just click the link. Damn, I hope the press does not get a hold of this.
LINK!!
OK, this is 100% NOT WORK SAFE!
But if you want to see some of our military females in "action" just click the link. Damn, I hope the press does not get a hold of this.
LINK!!
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Onions and Christmas Tree
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The Father, surprised answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions".
"Onions?"
Yes, you see them and they make you cry.
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of '*******' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s to 40s, it is like a birch, flexible and reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree."
"A Christmas Tree?"
Yes - dead from the root up and the ***** are just for decoration.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The Father, surprised answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions".
"Onions?"
Yes, you see them and they make you cry.
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of '*******' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s to 40s, it is like a birch, flexible and reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree."
"A Christmas Tree?"
Yes - dead from the root up and the ***** are just for decoration.
