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I think Alpha's crashing the site w/ that .gif file sig

 
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You are probably right.

 
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**** a bunch of that. I pay $5/month now for all the bandwidth I use here.....which comes from other sites.....the only thing hosted here for me is text........

Damn. I think I'm getting ripped off......

So here's a funny little thing that I did on the way home from work today.

I bang a left out of base (it's in the sticks, 50 mph speed limit) and have a little fun getting up to 50 as fast as I can, but no faster because the road is curvy and very dicey when you drive a boosted car with no PS. BOV pops three times (1st, 2nd, 3rd) and I come around the the last part of a lazy S-curve, having passed a semi and two cars going the opposite direction (it's a fairly busy road at that time of day) and behind this semi on the shoulder of the other side of the road is homeboy riding his horse.

He starts waving his hand at me to slow down, I'm going 50, and he basically was "Bang!" right there after a curve, on the other side of the road, with a fair amount of traffic. I depress the clutch to kill the engine noise, and after he gets about two waves out, starts flipping me the bird!!

WTF *** hair??!!

I mean, really freaking rude! It wasn't just a head shake and bird flip. It was a "I'm gonna lean out of the saddle and give you a nasty look and flip you the bird" kind of thing.

Excuse me?

You're on a busy road, at peak traffic time, riding your damn horse and you act surprised when there is a lot of traffic?! I killed the engine noise of the car. Nope. I don't think so.

So I slam on the brakes (ABS so there's no squeal) and I'm watching him in my rearview. He turns around and flips me the bird again. He's about 150 yards away at this point.

Mother****er. I'll give you something to be pissed abou.!

Set the e-brake, rev to 3500 and pop the clutch. Aww yeah, bitches. I let it hit the rev limiter, so it's bouncing off the the dial, turbo's spoolin, BOV is poppin' and tires are just shrieking. Horse spooked and almost threw his ignorant ***.

Yeah maybe it was a little extreme, but he was wearing a helmet. I feel bad for the horse, but the *** was in the saddle and got what he deserved. Tool.

 
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hahahah good story man what a d-bag

 
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Hey foos, I got a video of it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkinFtyFjFQ[/youtube]

 
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he was probably waving at u like this

 
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Awesome!!

Wasn't that redrocket600 driving by in his POS Ram diesel shitwagon? "I got 25,000 miles on this oil change. Mmmhmm. I'm doin' gud!"

 
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So I was laying in bed, this morning, and I wrote you a song.

If you want to hear it just click the link:

It is about the perfect girl.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6393f36b65

 
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Here is another good one.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f5ebee3d51

 
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So I was looking for a picture of a bunch of people drinking beer to post in Clints ***** thread. Well, I will let the pic speak for its self.

 
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And here the old adage still holds true. "You can't turn bad bank notes and into good bank notes just by giving them away."

Disgusting.

 
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Check out Papelbon bustin out the riverdance.. GOOOOOOO SOX!!!

[YOUTUBE]<object width="425" height="366"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oCMPJkOAFy4&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oCMPJkOAFy4&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="366"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]

 
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best play ever....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sGQ20yDDVzQ

oh and how the hell do i embed videos??

[YOUTUBE]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sGQ20yDDVzQ&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sGQ20yDDVzQ&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]

 
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^that was alright i guess...

kev that just proves that the redsox are gay

 
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Check out the get-the-slammed-mini-almost-under-the-nosebleed-lift-piece-of-****. Look, if you can't get one POS completely under the other POS, don't ****ing bother!

 
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haha there's nothing gay about the Dropkick Murphy's!!!

I went and saw them in college and my ankles got mashed in the mosh pit haha

 
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If you are truly bored, this will fix your ailment.

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.html

 
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^ahh I played it like 8 times but couldnt beat it! lol

 
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i beat it!!! haha, im great

 
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wut do u have to do?

nvm

 
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that was cake

 
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well good for you! stinkin cat game!

hey ah who won game 1 of the world series last night?

 
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.....

 
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.. so my girlfriend is showing symptoms of being pregnant

might be done w/ my money pit...

 
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uh oh... daamn that sux...

 
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So you where practicing the art of the PULL OUT?
You did not pull out, what an over achiever you are.

 
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^boy have I heard that one.. the "over achiever" part... yahhhh not all the time do I pull out... but she takes the pill like RELIGIOUSLY.. these things shouldn't happen!

 
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if it's a girl I'll name her Rhonda.. because HONDA will be in her name hahaha

 
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kev no gloating about the redsox?

 
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hahaha dude it's so weird around here.. everyone is really nonchelant about it hah, I think it's cuz we broke the curse in 04' and now it's like yeeeeaaahhhh they won, that's great... maybe we're just spoiled w/ all these kickass new england teams *ahem* Patriots, Celtics, BC, ... MAYBE Bruins..