Just for a laugh......
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Just for a laugh...... News is in that the Taliban are extremely offended by
being called "towel heads" or "rag heads."
We have been informed that they do NOT wear towels or
rags on their heads. They wear sheets.
In the future please call them "sheet heads."
Thank you.
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YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN....
You dance and it makes the band skip.
You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the
doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk
carton for your picture.
You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
You could sell shade.
Your blood type is Ragu.
You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
Enjoy!!
being called "towel heads" or "rag heads."
We have been informed that they do NOT wear towels or
rags on their heads. They wear sheets.
In the future please call them "sheet heads."
Thank you.
&
YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN....
You dance and it makes the band skip.
You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the
doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk
carton for your picture.
You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
You could sell shade.
Your blood type is Ragu.
You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
Enjoy!! 
I needed that, thanks. 
