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Last time I had this much fun some furniture got broken!
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/5-20-BHP-POWER...QQcmdZViewItem
some even come in fugly fancy boxes! woot!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Perfo...31751833QQrdZ1
Originally Posted by efil on evol on
^^^so you're telling me that companies try to sell resistors to enhance performance?
some even come in fugly fancy boxes! woot!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Perfo...31751833QQrdZ1
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Rep Power: 361 honestly I wonder this:
If people really thought 35hp could be added by changing the signal to the ecu, dont you think the ecu would be reprogrammed to use this power?
Why can't dumb people realize that this just effectively makes your engine run poorly?
If people really thought 35hp could be added by changing the signal to the ecu, dont you think the ecu would be reprogrammed to use this power?
Why can't dumb people realize that this just effectively makes your engine run poorly?
That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on ebay (next to the grilled cheese sandwich that sold for thousands.) There is this one retard I know around me who bought one of those things for like 20 bucks and he honestly thought that it gave his car like 15 more hp....
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Rep Power: 0 yo wassup peeps jus to let you know that I have one on my car and for me it dose work it gave me a 15-20 more to the motor I had done a dyno @ a local race shop, the resitor made the v-tech kick harder and made my tach much smoother also.
"being a farmer the only way i can get about is by cow. i also earn my living by selling cows for transportation and of course meat. if i start feeding my cows on your resistors instead of grass i would assume that this would increase the cows speed 1000 times. Given that a regular cow with no resistor can travel around 15mph this would give an upgraded resistor cow a top speed of 15,000mph, thus elliminating the competition for speed of delivery. Now given that a cows shape is not designed for these speeds there would be an enormous build up of air resistance leading to friction around the cows body, in effect cooking it while it travels to its destination. i realise that some animal rights protesters may have a problem with this method of transportation cooking but i'll cross that bridge when i come to it....on my 15,000mph cow. So apart from massive speed gain does this resistor contain some sort of temperature gauge so i can tell when my cow has been cooked on route." 
As a side note:
103 British pounds = 184.0404 U.S. dollars
And I have a question about these resistors. Does anyone know if they are the same type as what you can get at a radioshack(like these)
Because if it is...what an awesome profit that guy is making
103 British pounds = 184.0404 U.S. dollars
And I have a question about these resistors. Does anyone know if they are the same type as what you can get at a radioshack(like these)
Because if it is...what an awesome profit that guy is making
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Originally Posted by pinoyjdmr
yo wassup peeps jus to let you know that I have one on my car and for me it dose work it gave me a 15-20 more to the motor I had done a dyno @ a local race shop, the resitor made the v-tech kick harder and made my tach much smoother also.
Last edited by 2k2civ34; Jan 26, 2006 at 05:13 PM.
