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as soon as you fix one squeek another one pops up.

Surely you guys can think of more, let me hear 'em.

 
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I know that pain all too well.. Hopefully this HG change I just did stops the cycle.. lol

 
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They only sell pre-torn front motor mounts because there is no point of getting your hopes up!

 
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The drivers seat doubles as a rocking chair...

Ah! And the dealer who sold it to you tells you there's nothing wrong with it/nothing they can do.

 
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1st to 2nd is hard as a ****!

 
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a group of people always congregate around your car at autozone lol

 
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the compliance bushings are gone again. and the sway bar endlinks goes the next week. After you do that, it's the top mounts bearings just after you re-align the car
Then the guy next to you in the traffic sign asks if you have a turbo and starts revving.

And it clunks.

I have a MT, but i am freaking worried that my A-transmission will go out and die cold

 
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Every time to take your car to a shop for something the mechanic tells you, "sorry to say, but you have transmission problems".

 
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you replace one part only to have it hasten the breakdown of another part.

 
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when you think about changing the distributor cap and spark plug wires.

egh..tough crowd.

 
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Ah, the good 'ol days.

 
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You catch up to everyone stopped next to you (which includes a school bus, two minivans and a Prius) at the next light.

 
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When in the winter time you wish you had a bigger engine so you could get warm quicker.




Who uses 2nd, i find myself skipping it alot and going straight to 3rd.

 
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...you stop at the gas station only to find out your fuel door won't open.

 
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story of my life, along with the guy who said the seat doubles as a rocking chair.

 
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As I told Josh,
When something in our 7th gen, beware of the coming shitstorm :P

 
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That is the funniest one ever LOL

 
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You stomp on the gas to get ahead of the guy but you realize there is no way to beat that moped.

 
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Oh, god, not the moped again!

+2 on that...

 
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Ohh yea... I'm reviving the moped... that guy was defintely a Troll but some of the crap he came up with was pretty original and funny

 
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I'll bring it back to a realistic level though.

You start the car and for the first 10 minutes your RPMS bounce from 1000-3000. After that gets straightened out the car stumbles at every stoplight unless you hold your foot on the gas pedal, slightly

Another:

For the first 10 seconds of running the car it blows white smoke out of the exhaust, and it blows coolant out of the overflow. But it ISNT a headgasket damnit... it's been checked!

 
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when you slam on the breaks and realize you dont have abs and then later think to yourself i dont need it, it'll only add weight.

 
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That's because you didn't wait for the VTEC to kick in, yo!

 
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Vtec? What's that. My honda has VTAKK

 
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LOL, we skipped the gasket! can't believe we did that!

 
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its the entertainment seat! see how many replies you can come up with when passengers ask "why is your seat moving?"

 
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I have an AT lol

 
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You still skip 2nd if ya know what i mean

 
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bwaaahahaha! Oh, god this thread is really good!

 
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when you can take half the car apart in your sleep because you've done it so many times.