BEST DIY EVER(56k you have to wait its worth it)
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BEST DIY EVER(56k you have to wait its worth it)
HOW TO CONSUME A HAMBURGER 101.
Step1: Depending on what your burger is shaped like, you want to spread the ketchup in the shape its in(I.E. Wendy's Patties are square so you spread ketchup in a square).
Step 2: once the ketchup is on it is your choice to add more condiments. in this we decided to go classic style and have just ketchup. at this point you put the bun on top and swirl it around to get even more coating on the pattie.
Step 3: Make sure your hands are ready to get dirty. this is where your hands have to be in a "C" and backwards "C" like shape(just like the rear tails of an 01-03 civic).
Step 4: at this point you are ready to consume the burger. this is where you grab the burger not to tight as to squeeze the ketchup out of the sides but just tight enough to be secure between your hands.
Step 5: make sure when you take a bite you get your mouth evenly across the bun and pattie as you dont want to much bun but you dont want to much pattie.
Step 6: make sure to chew up and down. you dont want to look like a cow while chewing so the best is an up and down motion with the jaw making sure you chew all the bun and pattie bite. swallow it evenly and make sure you dont choke(we dont want anyone dying during this DIY).and dont forget to hold on to the burger as you dont want to drop it while chewing
Step 7: After consuming about half the burger, this is when you take a qucik brake to get some curly fries in.
Step 8: Once down to the last bite savor it as this will be the best of all.
Step 9: make sure to consume the last bite with as much enthusiasim as possible to get the full effect of the burger going down. and make sure you dont bite your finger as you push the last bite in.
Step 10: after consuming the burger and fries you throw down a nice cold glass of beer to wash all the excess meat/ bun down.these are steps inside steps
1st:
2nd:
3rd:
4th: 2 seconds later
This DIY was Brought to you by Jon(2me_em2)
DIY done By: Robbie(SpoonEM)
Burger, fries, and drink funded by: Hooters(anaheim,ca)
Step1: Depending on what your burger is shaped like, you want to spread the ketchup in the shape its in(I.E. Wendy's Patties are square so you spread ketchup in a square).
Step 2: once the ketchup is on it is your choice to add more condiments. in this we decided to go classic style and have just ketchup. at this point you put the bun on top and swirl it around to get even more coating on the pattie.
Step 3: Make sure your hands are ready to get dirty. this is where your hands have to be in a "C" and backwards "C" like shape(just like the rear tails of an 01-03 civic).
Step 4: at this point you are ready to consume the burger. this is where you grab the burger not to tight as to squeeze the ketchup out of the sides but just tight enough to be secure between your hands.
Step 5: make sure when you take a bite you get your mouth evenly across the bun and pattie as you dont want to much bun but you dont want to much pattie.
Step 6: make sure to chew up and down. you dont want to look like a cow while chewing so the best is an up and down motion with the jaw making sure you chew all the bun and pattie bite. swallow it evenly and make sure you dont choke(we dont want anyone dying during this DIY).and dont forget to hold on to the burger as you dont want to drop it while chewing
Step 7: After consuming about half the burger, this is when you take a qucik brake to get some curly fries in.
Step 8: Once down to the last bite savor it as this will be the best of all.
Step 9: make sure to consume the last bite with as much enthusiasim as possible to get the full effect of the burger going down. and make sure you dont bite your finger as you push the last bite in.
Step 10: after consuming the burger and fries you throw down a nice cold glass of beer to wash all the excess meat/ bun down.these are steps inside steps
1st:
2nd:
3rd:
4th: 2 seconds later
This DIY was Brought to you by Jon(2me_em2)
DIY done By: Robbie(SpoonEM)
Burger, fries, and drink funded by: Hooters(anaheim,ca)
Last edited by 2ME_EM2; Oct 18, 2006 at 02:57 PM.
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or two, get someone that IS 21 to buy for u......duh....thats how i do it...
.......thats how i turned into an alcoholic...now im in AA and i have 11 days of being sober =]
yea biaatches....wt now =]
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Hey Hey Hey. Smoke w**d everyday - Dave Chappelle
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Rep Power: 251 this DIY is open to many different variations so you can change it up however you like lol.
expect more DIY's soon.
and this was at the last hooters meet of the year.
expect more DIY's soon.
and this was at the last hooters meet of the year.
someone sticky this, may become very useful sometime.
man, i wish i had this before... i was going out to eat with this girl, but she ordered me a hamburger. I was so nervous because i didnt know how to eat a hamburger. At the end of the night, i had a burger in my intake.....
dammit, i wish i had this diy before...
man, i wish i had this before... i was going out to eat with this girl, but she ordered me a hamburger. I was so nervous because i didnt know how to eat a hamburger. At the end of the night, i had a burger in my intake.....
dammit, i wish i had this diy before...
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Rep Power: 247 man you missed the most critical step!
step 0: smoke atleast 1 bowl of some california ganga greens and let the ganga hit you before proceeding the following steps.......
step 0: smoke atleast 1 bowl of some california ganga greens and let the ganga hit you before proceeding the following steps.......
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