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after the north american beer festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. the guy from old milwaukee sits down and says "i would like the worlds best beer, an ol'mil. the bartender dusts off abottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
the guy from budweiser says "i'd like the best beer in the world, give me the 'king of beers', a bud". the bartender gives him one.
the guy from coors says "i'd like the only beer made with rocky mountain spring water, give me a coors", he gets it.
the guy from molson canadian sits down and says "give me a coke". the bartender is a little taken back, but give him what he ordered. the other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "why aren't you drinking a molson's?". the molson president replies "well i figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would i"
the guy from budweiser says "i'd like the best beer in the world, give me the 'king of beers', a bud". the bartender gives him one.
the guy from coors says "i'd like the only beer made with rocky mountain spring water, give me a coors", he gets it.
the guy from molson canadian sits down and says "give me a coke". the bartender is a little taken back, but give him what he ordered. the other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "why aren't you drinking a molson's?". the molson president replies "well i figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would i"
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Marketing 101
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan
1. This is your *****... This is your ***** on drugs.
Marketing 101
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan
1. This is your *****... This is your ***** on drugs.
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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, Boss, I not come work today,
I feel really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.
I not come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that!
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Hey Boss, I do what you say and feel great.
I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, Boss, I not come work today,
I feel really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.
I not come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that!
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Hey Boss, I do what you say and feel great.
I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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[hr]Originally posted by: ice2000
instead of jokes...can u guys tell ghost story??hehe i love to hear ghost story
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[hr]Originally posted by: ice2000
instead of jokes...can u guys tell ghost story??hehe i love to hear ghost story
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