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Why do lesbians all look the same?
A. They "rub off" on each other
Why don't seaguls fly in the bay?
A. Because then they'd be "bay-guls"
A. They "rub off" on each other
Why don't seaguls fly in the bay?
A. Because then they'd be "bay-guls"
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Rep Power: 0 Two guys were stranded in the woods. After 7 days of getting on each other's nerves they decide to split up. One goes north for the entire day, one goes south with the plan of meeting back up at the end of the day and tell each other what they found. At the end of the day the guy that went south asks the guy that went north what he did. The guy from the north says "Oh I followed a stream all the way up to a waterfall where I found some berries nearby and decided to have a small picnic. I watched the deer and bunnies come to the stream to drink from it and I fell asleep for hours. Then I woke up and came here. What did you do?" The guy from the south says "Well I found some railroad tracks and followed them to this woman that was tied to the tracks! So I untied her and we ended up having sex every which way you can imagine! Doggy style! Missionary, sideways! Upsidedown!." The guy from the north says "Wow!! Did you get a *******?". "No...I couldn't find her head."
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