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Nov 9, 2003

samcanadian

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Chalk One Up For The Little Guy!

Ok, picture this...

Here's Samcanadian...only about 5'11...not too big...in his mild-mannered little Civic, happily driving through Winnipeg.

He pulls into the turning lane, and waits for the turn signal to illuminate so he can be on his way...imagine his surprise when a fire-red Trans-Am pulls up next to him, and revs his engine.

Sam's thinking "Ah geez, this is embarassing...my car's BONE stock!"...but he looks over at the guy anyway...with his shades on, and his hot girlfriend by his side.

(Now remember kind reader, that this was a TURNING lane...and this **** is revving his engine at Sam's little four banger...)

Revving menacingly, the turning signal goes green, and the Trans-Am

STALLS IN FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PECKER STALLS AT THE TURNING SIGNAL!!!!!!

Sam calmly presses on the gas, and smoothly cruises through the intersection, while Trans-Am boy fumbles with his clutch...the funny thing is, he didn't even get THROUGH the turn signal! It went red before he had a chance to go!

Wow, did this ever make Sams day.

Nov 9, 2003

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thats embarrassing....hope that wasn't a date he was on

Nov 9, 2003

samcanadian

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It felt so good...to not even rev my engine...then watch as this schlamonz stalls...

I bet that chick dumped him right there, rofl.

Nov 9, 2003

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lol whats funny is how sam refers to sam in the 3rd person. lol nice kill I guess.

Nov 10, 2003

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Very funny...

Nov 10, 2003

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nice kill

that guy is quite a deuchebag

Nov 10, 2003

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hahaha. thats awesome

Nov 10, 2003

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reverse and open the passenger door and get the girl

then "bang bang bang"

Nov 10, 2003

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what a loser

Nov 10, 2003

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dang, I wish I would've done something cooler than just drive away...

I was too busy laughing internally, lol

Nov 10, 2003

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lol just dont let that happen again. lol

Nov 12, 2003

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detroittosag has a little shameless behaviour in the past

hell naw, i know he was looking stupid.. i would have laughted at him, and then pointed to make sure he got the point of his stupidness. chalk another one to the imports.

Nov 12, 2003

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^^^yeah I still definetly wouldnt chalk one up for the imports, maybe chalk one up for the non idiots, but not the imports

Nov 12, 2003

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Rofl that's awesome

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I remember a while back when my car was almost stock. This 6th gen with exhaust starts revving at a light and I just look away. Well the light turns and I start going, only to hear him back there starting his car back up. It was funny cause there was a girl in there with him.