I Did It!!!
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I Did It!!! ...............I changed a diaper for the first time...lol. 
And no, not a shitty one...just a pissy one, got to work up to the shitty one's...haha.
that is all.
And no, not a shitty one...just a pissy one, got to work up to the shitty one's...haha.that is all.
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I had cases of wet ones in the house....
I had cases of wet ones in the house....
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Originally Posted by MIR
why r u changing diapers anyway
did u adopt? or did u buy a dog?
did u adopt? or did u buy a dog?
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Originally Posted by Si2NV
damn Mike, I didn't know you were that old!so now you have to pay for gas, rent and depends! 
jk jk
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Originally Posted by NoLeadEmSoMuch
Are you experiencing performance anxiety of any kind, Mike? Afraid of moving up the poopy ones?
umm yeah totally. He just got over his first nasty cold and his system is in flush out mode.....It's some of the most disgusting stuff I've ever seen..lol
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Originally Posted by DnarahP
Yayyy Mike!!! lol wait till you have the priviledge of changing a diaper full of crap
terrible
terrible
I'm workin up to it. Thought a **** filled diaper was a good place to learn. I'll tackle the **** infested one's soon enough.
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Rep Power: 316 make sure you go out and buy those big yellow rubber dish gloves. They work great. Nothing like making a mistake and dipping your finger in a nice soft pile of poo.
Also, those painters masks. Home Depot, real cheap! keep the smelly smelly away.
Also, those painters masks. Home Depot, real cheap! keep the smelly smelly away.
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Originally Posted by player
diapers, ****, crap. whats next, doing the dishes ?
we do the dishes all the time...lol. She cleans, I dry...much easier that way...hehe.
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that explains it....
DIAPER CHANGING 101
oh my...boyzzz...boyzzz..cmon now!
I've been changing diapers since I was 13! All boys too, I've only ever babysat like 2 girls I think as compared to like 15 boyz!
It's really not that bad! It's not like it rotted food or something, its a natural human thing just speed up ur pace and u get to endure the smell or grossness for way less time instead of sitting there being like.."eww this is so nasty u stinky little kid" jus do it and then its done and once u learn to deal with it ur set!
At least with a 1 year old its kinda easy.
With a 6 month old or younger its hard cause they r sooo squirmy, at least by 1 or 1.5 they are disciplined enuf for the most part to lay there and they even life their bumbs for u as opposed to babies who twist and turn and roll away especially if changing on the floor, then you get the fiesty older ones who get up and run in mid change, and then pee on the floor if they are really mean!
Then again, the older they get, the more the quantity and the stinkier the quality so WATCH OUT!
Oh and if you want them to stop screaming for the ones who hate diaper changing give them the diaper before you put it on so they can be entertained by big birds face or wutever is on the diaper or lift up their shirt and like blow hard on their belly and make that bubbly sound, 99% of the time they will be laughing hysterically....then again if they laugh the could pee on u so CAUTION BEWARE I WARNED U...
DIAPER CHANGING 101
oh my...boyzzz...boyzzz..cmon now!
I've been changing diapers since I was 13! All boys too, I've only ever babysat like 2 girls I think as compared to like 15 boyz!
It's really not that bad! It's not like it rotted food or something, its a natural human thing just speed up ur pace and u get to endure the smell or grossness for way less time instead of sitting there being like.."eww this is so nasty u stinky little kid" jus do it and then its done and once u learn to deal with it ur set!
At least with a 1 year old its kinda easy.
With a 6 month old or younger its hard cause they r sooo squirmy, at least by 1 or 1.5 they are disciplined enuf for the most part to lay there and they even life their bumbs for u as opposed to babies who twist and turn and roll away especially if changing on the floor, then you get the fiesty older ones who get up and run in mid change, and then pee on the floor if they are really mean!
Then again, the older they get, the more the quantity and the stinkier the quality so WATCH OUT!
Oh and if you want them to stop screaming for the ones who hate diaper changing give them the diaper before you put it on so they can be entertained by big birds face or wutever is on the diaper or lift up their shirt and like blow hard on their belly and make that bubbly sound, 99% of the time they will be laughing hysterically....then again if they laugh the could pee on u so CAUTION BEWARE I WARNED U...
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Originally Posted by MIR
then again if they laugh the could pee on u so CAUTION BEWARE I WARNED U...
Almost makes me ask if its happened to you MiR .. I know I never experienced it, thankfully my cousins weren't that bad. But I've heard some funny stories 
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Rep Power: 292 My old neighbor caught caught a golden shower in her opened mouth and another time she wondered where the smell of poo was coming from after a diaper change a few hours ago - turned out there was a nice chunk under her freshly manicured nail
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Rep Power: 564 The kid hasn't peed on me yet but I just let him play with his little basketball while I change him and he sits pretty still.
The first time Monique kept him occupied for me.
The first time Monique kept him occupied for me.
