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Another joke
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A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the 10 chickens and 1
handsome **** rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One
Saturday night, the priest discovered that the **** rooster was missing.
About the same time the priest heard rumors of c0ckfights being held in
town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome ****?"
All the men stood up.
No, No", he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"
All the women stood up.
Oh no!" he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will
confess to having seen a **** that doesn't belong to you?"
Half the women stood up.
Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody
seen my ****?"
All the choirboys stood up.
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the 10 chickens and 1
handsome **** rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One
Saturday night, the priest discovered that the **** rooster was missing.
About the same time the priest heard rumors of c0ckfights being held in
town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome ****?"
All the men stood up.
No, No", he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome ****?"
All the women stood up.
Oh no!" he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will
confess to having seen a **** that doesn't belong to you?"
Half the women stood up.
Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody
seen my ****?"
All the choirboys stood up.
You da man! You da man! 
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