SoCal is dead game
I need TP for my bunghole
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From: OXNARD, CA. SoCal. "805", North of L.A.
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RECAP:
The ***** went
out to grab
a big titty
but ended up
grabbing two cheeks
of fully loaded
junk in trunk
so after that
its like what
else can i
do with this
so it thought
to go touch
a freezing cold
piece of ****
solid as a
7-11 hot Dog
But it was
as big as
the biggest leprechaun
hitting the Bong
and passing out
with a boner
then waking up
next to a
big fat pig
that smelled like
a hooker's mouth
who did alot
of big shots
junk in trunk
even after that
socal is dead
but then again
that fat pig
said to the
***** that socal
is ****in dead
it then went
dead to ALIVE
after it jumped
into the civic
then the pig
raced a lambo
while crashin the
car went into
a parking structure
near the elementary
where chicken poo
crosses the road
with one leg
and a bong
takin A hit
of the good
and smelly poocronic
to get higher
than MVTHERFVCKIN snakes
on a plane
when samuel jackson
grabed his testis
and said where
did they go?
when went to
talk to yoda
about his testi
Master Yoda can
you check this
crap stain on
the back of
my hairy testi
on your chin
until they saw
Darth Vader with
his mouth open
and about to
HIT the BONG
but dropped it
and started laughing
at the wall
cause he was
already freaking high
as J-2-the-jon was
and mike too
and me too
toking it out
of the bong-o-matic
after that, they
got some puutang
and squeezed it
with all might
until it bursted
on a woman
making her squirt
jelly-beans and Jujy-fruits
then picked them
and ate them.
and threw up
An hour later
because it was
poisonous like venom
warts grew everywhere
even on her
junk in trunk
so they had
caught an STD
In her toe
and started licking
herself like a
nasty little BIATCH
then her girlfriend
came along to
go eat pho
in women's restroom
eating on the
toilet fill with
huge long thing
which looked like
popsicle on stick
and then she
put it on
her girlfriends face
and rubs it
with dru's feces
The skank police
and aznboysrfr's urine
cleaned pooh from
her face with
the assistance of
dru's fecal matter
While Monkeys flung
what da fvck
in the air
woman in restroom
then they go
to a stripclub
for hoochie MAMA's
, big booty hoEs
like this one...........
I'd hit it
with a whip!!
but bag her
in the dark
with a flashlight
and a trashbag
and take her
to the dumpster
near a dog
that's humping another
aznboysrfr
and he yelped
ONE MO'GAIN
why did the
Ricer JDM pose
in front of
The Liquor Store
on his engine
with no clothes
and huge spoiler
Because L.A.'s hot
yes, fajucking HOT!
So hot my
two ***** sag
and stick too
a shaven vagina
causing Padussy odors
and making it
grow **** everywhere
Making driving difficult
The ***** went
out to grab
a big titty
but ended up
grabbing two cheeks
of fully loaded
junk in trunk
so after that
its like what
else can i
do with this
so it thought
to go touch
a freezing cold
piece of ****
solid as a
7-11 hot Dog
But it was
as big as
the biggest leprechaun
hitting the Bong
and passing out
with a boner
then waking up
next to a
big fat pig
that smelled like
a hooker's mouth
who did alot
of big shots
junk in trunk
even after that
socal is dead
but then again
that fat pig
said to the
***** that socal
is ****in dead
it then went
dead to ALIVE
after it jumped
into the civic
then the pig
raced a lambo
while crashin the
car went into
a parking structure
near the elementary
where chicken poo
crosses the road
with one leg
and a bong
takin A hit
of the good
and smelly poocronic
to get higher
than MVTHERFVCKIN snakes
on a plane
when samuel jackson
grabed his testis
and said where
did they go?
when went to
talk to yoda
about his testi
Master Yoda can
you check this
crap stain on
the back of
my hairy testi
on your chin
until they saw
Darth Vader with
his mouth open
and about to
HIT the BONG
but dropped it
and started laughing
at the wall
cause he was
already freaking high
as J-2-the-jon was
and mike too
and me too
toking it out
of the bong-o-matic
after that, they
got some puutang
and squeezed it
with all might
until it bursted
on a woman
making her squirt
jelly-beans and Jujy-fruits
then picked them
and ate them.
and threw up
An hour later
because it was
poisonous like venom
warts grew everywhere
even on her
junk in trunk
so they had
caught an STD
In her toe
and started licking
herself like a
nasty little BIATCH
then her girlfriend
came along to
go eat pho
in women's restroom
eating on the
toilet fill with
huge long thing
which looked like
popsicle on stick
and then she
put it on
her girlfriends face
and rubs it
with dru's feces
The skank police
and aznboysrfr's urine
cleaned pooh from
her face with
the assistance of
dru's fecal matter
While Monkeys flung
what da fvck
in the air
woman in restroom
then they go
to a stripclub
for hoochie MAMA's
, big booty hoEs
like this one...........
I'd hit it
with a whip!!
but bag her
in the dark
with a flashlight
and a trashbag
and take her
to the dumpster
near a dog
that's humping another
aznboysrfr
and he yelped
ONE MO'GAIN
why did the
Ricer JDM pose
in front of
The Liquor Store
on his engine
with no clothes
and huge spoiler
Because L.A.'s hot
yes, fajucking HOT!
So hot my
two ***** sag
and stick too
a shaven vagina
causing Padussy odors
and making it
grow **** everywhere
Making driving difficult
Last edited by PunkingCivic; Sep 6, 2006 at 08:26 PM.
