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A better joke then Alpine's :P
A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told
the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt,
he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop
and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said,
in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"


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LOL that reminds me of this one video I saw...

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nevermind, just watch the clip...
http://www.binaryshadow.com/movies/DUIstop.wmv
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Originally Posted by VNlilMAN
LOL that reminds me of this one video I saw...

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nevermind, just watch the clip...
http://www.binaryshadow.com/movies/DUIstop.wmv
Yeah I had this video. It's freakin' funny as sh*t. At first I thought it was a real officer, until I started to watch it more. But yeah it's funny!!
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that was a good one
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i don't get it?
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Mine was better!
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Originally Posted by VNlilMAN
LOL that reminds me of this one video I saw...

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nevermind, just watch the clip...
http://www.binaryshadow.com/movies/DUIstop.wmv

OMG, that video is hilarious!!!
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hahaha that video is the funniest thing in the world!
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I was like damn because I would have only gotton to "X"
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I would have gotten to "Y" then start at the top "A...B...C" lol
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that must be Reno 911? Is that the blonde chick from that show? it looks like it, but usually their up close. funny though
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