What is the Worst Song in History V. II
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What is the Worst Song in History V. II
I have to say it is:
Rappin Duke By Shawn Brown
IMO, this is the worst song EVER!!
Rappin Duke By Shawn Brown
So you think you're bad, with your rap Well I'll tell ya pilgrim I started the crap When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Sure I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep But my main concern was rapping to the beat I don't bother nobody I'm a real nice guy, kinda laid back like a, dead fly
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
I'm talkin, here and now Later for the cattle and rustlin the cow If I had a chance to do a repeat You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin to the beat
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Que pasa amigos? Not a *pasa* I see Two hundred punks well what ya gonna do? I got two six shooters that'll see me through That's, twelve dead... and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either
Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C. You haven't heard of rap, til ya heard it from me I'm the baddest rapper in history And there'll be no more, after me
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Meanwhile, back at the ranch Santa Barbera that is Swimmin pools, and movie stars Well the first thing ya know ol' Ron's the President The kinfolk said, "Ron move away from there" Said, "In The White House is where you wanna be" So he loaded up the Lincoln and he moved to D.C.
Washington, that is Politicians taking a sip Foreign dignitaries taking a trip High tax and plenty Cadillacs
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Now ya see me in my movies, doin my thing But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing
"Wayyyy dowwwn, upon the swannnny riverrrrrr Farrrr, farrr awayyy Titwillow, titwillow, titwillow" I don't think, that's your style But I'll tell ya pilgrim, I'm versatile Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin Aretha Franklin let me rock ya let me rock ya Aretha Franklin Let me rock ya Aretha Franklin that's all I wanna do Aretha Franklinnnnnn
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
I'm feeelin the groove now pilgrim Party, over here Party, over there There's nothin to it, the way we do it Woop woop! East coast, West coast Texas
Every time I put on pants I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance I put a quarter, in the juke' Then I commence, to doin the Duke
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
It's pretty easy, if you can see Just move your arms kinda freely Do a pause, and take a step And just make sure the beat is kept
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
I was at the Ponderosa rappin to the beat Tryin to cool off from the desert heat I discovered somethin, really neat The Duke has moves, with his feet
Da haahh... da haahh Da haahh... da haahh
I won plenty of ladies, with my charms But they like me the most for the moves of my arms
Woahhh... woahhh
I'm gonna rap, in the East Gonna rap, in the West I'll show ya pilgrim, who's the best Nothin to it, the way we do it Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby Doo Guess what America we love you
Da hahhhh, da hahhhh, da hahhhh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Everybody
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh...
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Sure I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep But my main concern was rapping to the beat I don't bother nobody I'm a real nice guy, kinda laid back like a, dead fly
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
I'm talkin, here and now Later for the cattle and rustlin the cow If I had a chance to do a repeat You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin to the beat
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Que pasa amigos? Not a *pasa* I see Two hundred punks well what ya gonna do? I got two six shooters that'll see me through That's, twelve dead... and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either
Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C. You haven't heard of rap, til ya heard it from me I'm the baddest rapper in history And there'll be no more, after me
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Meanwhile, back at the ranch Santa Barbera that is Swimmin pools, and movie stars Well the first thing ya know ol' Ron's the President The kinfolk said, "Ron move away from there" Said, "In The White House is where you wanna be" So he loaded up the Lincoln and he moved to D.C.
Washington, that is Politicians taking a sip Foreign dignitaries taking a trip High tax and plenty Cadillacs
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Now ya see me in my movies, doin my thing But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing
"Wayyyy dowwwn, upon the swannnny riverrrrrr Farrrr, farrr awayyy Titwillow, titwillow, titwillow" I don't think, that's your style But I'll tell ya pilgrim, I'm versatile Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin Aretha Franklin let me rock ya let me rock ya Aretha Franklin Let me rock ya Aretha Franklin that's all I wanna do Aretha Franklinnnnnn
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
I'm feeelin the groove now pilgrim Party, over here Party, over there There's nothin to it, the way we do it Woop woop! East coast, West coast Texas
Every time I put on pants I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance I put a quarter, in the juke' Then I commence, to doin the Duke
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
It's pretty easy, if you can see Just move your arms kinda freely Do a pause, and take a step And just make sure the beat is kept
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
I was at the Ponderosa rappin to the beat Tryin to cool off from the desert heat I discovered somethin, really neat The Duke has moves, with his feet
Da haahh... da haahh Da haahh... da haahh
I won plenty of ladies, with my charms But they like me the most for the moves of my arms
Woahhh... woahhh
I'm gonna rap, in the East Gonna rap, in the West I'll show ya pilgrim, who's the best Nothin to it, the way we do it Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby Doo Guess what America we love you
Da hahhhh, da hahhhh, da hahhhh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
Everybody
Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh...
IMO, this is the worst song EVER!!
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Originally Posted by VNlilMAN
i actually liked his first album. he had some pretty good tracks on it. but yeah then he turned all pop and started singing
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Originally Posted by fonto
Are there any songs that you regret playing?
i want to say no but there has to be. if there was it would have to be a house re-mix of something. ill get back to u on this.
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Originally Posted by dj02
hmmmmmmmmmmm...
i want to say no but there has to be. if there was it would have to be a house re-mix of something. ill get back to u on this.
i want to say no but there has to be. if there was it would have to be a house re-mix of something. ill get back to u on this.
90% of house songs are wack...especially in hindsite, so i am sure you played something
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Originally Posted by fonto
90% of house songs are wack...especially in hindsite, so i am sure you played something 

sorry my house music is real house music none of that kiss fm **** you listen to.
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house is alright, but hardcore is better =) drum n bass is tite too. worst song ever, i would have to say anythign by elton john, cant stand it. worse than elevator music
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no raves are gay! a bunch of teenie boping kids jumping around on asprin and sugar pills thinking its x! if this was lets 1999 then maybe. **** is wack now to main stream and watered down.
speaking of raves time to put a old school quote in my sig
speaking of raves time to put a old school quote in my sig
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I can't stand that AKon song "Locked up"
...you would think that if he was really locked up that he would have had time to come up with a better song!!
...you would think that if he was really locked up that he would have had time to come up with a better song!!
I like to stuff a l0t 0f c00kies int0 my m0uth!
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Originally Posted by AlpineCivic
Right Said Fred-Im to Sexy!!!! hahaha remember that one?
and come on now people.. the macarena.... they had the whole world dancing to it.. =D..
worst song.. hm. ill get back to you on that. =)
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the very worst song ever is "Love Shack" Every time you go the bar and they are doing kareokke some group of chick that can't sing to beggin with gets up and they make such a crapy song that much worse. come on you all know exactly what i mean.



