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I just had the best freakin time of my life. Im gonna share some stories here. I love Mexico first off. Ive been there about 10 times, but always with family. This time rocked. SO we get to Mexico after smoking the whole way there, and stop by a Pharmacia (hehe) We get some vicoden and percaset. Than go eat some subs. We started drinking around 11:00 on Saturday, and didnt stop til about 4am today. We got arrested one time. Me and 2 of my friends were standing in the back of the truck like everybody else does. A cop gets behind us and pulls us over. My friend that was driving just had about 16 shots of tequila and a few beers. We had to follow the policia to the station. He was charged with a DUI and we were arrested for standing up in a moving vehicle. The DUI cost 20 bucks and 20 bucks for standing up. So 5 minutes later after court and everything it was 40 bucks and a 5 for a tip. Than we left drunk of course, since we got a DUI, hahahaha. I also fought somebody, and this kid tried to get me to do a backflip off our balcony (we were drunk), and I said hell nah, you do it. He said no, but Ill do a cartwheel and a backflip. So he does a backflip and lands straight on his face. His sh** was so fuc*ed up. His tooth went through his lip completely. He was noticed by everybody that saw him, haha. The cop was pissed as well.

Let see what else went on. Ok, whenever a guy would pass out with his shoes on they would be open game (which mine were off every time. I am not supid). There were 3 guys who did this to each other, well they would stick their naked ******* in the face and rub it around. They also put their dicks in their mouth, or smack them in the face.

There was also a wet T-Shirt contest, and OMFG. This chick took her shorts off, and was but naked, above us like 6 feet on the balcony. You could see the pus*y perfectly. There were a few naked girls riding the mechanical bull as well (this was fun as hell to ride tossed, but hard after about 20 shots and about 100 oz of beer). Our friends *absolutely gorgeous perfect looking girls, hotter than most girls youd ever see in your life, and I aint playing. They were macking on each other forever, and a few times they got a 3rd girl in on it that was fine as well.

We got fireworks, blew sh** up. We rode ATVs around town for a while, we drank drank drank and drank and drank and uhhh drank some alcohol.

I met most every fine looking girl on Spring Break and knew their names at one time or another. I forgot them instantly.

This was the best trip Ive ever had in my life. Absolutely everything kick as* went on. I am so faded right now from this week.

I also met with my ex tonight and had some good talks. She is missing me like hell, I miss her, she still loves me, and she wants to do me. I coulda done her tonight if there was time, it was getting late, and I cant keep my eyes open. So thats nice, plus we are going to Mexico with NO kids in the next month. She is excited, as am I. It will be a good trip as friends. But of course I already told her we'd be fu**ing.

Oh, and also she was with that dude that she was dating since we broke up. Well, he asked her to marry her, she said no. They are still dating, but her gets no sex, and doesnt like him too much. He hasnt gotten laid in over a month. But she was macking on me tonight, and I was rubbing her all up everywhere. She wants me, hehe, but is still with that d*(k sucker. She said shes about to dump him, since hes a freak and she has to lie to him. She also said that they DO use condoms. She doesnt have to use them cuz the birth control. She doesnt want him to finish inside, or have more kids. So she is wanting me back, but I wont get back for a while with her. Just go party in Mexico in about 25-30 days, and go to our sex date for the Saturday she is gonna be here after Vegas. She is leaving tomorrow, and wanted me to come, but I dont have a damn dollar to my name. It sucks. I wanted Vegad.

Ok, Im done, sorry for rambling and going and going and going on and on and on. I just had the best trip every, and am so excited (like the girls made me by some freaky freaky sh**). I was having one of the girls sit on my lap on the dance floor and rubbing her puss with 2 hands. She was grabbing me, and I was macking on her. What her name was, I have no clue. I also went to the beach with my friend and these 2 girls. We had such a good time.

Peace