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Back From Mexico
I just had the best freakin time of my life. Im gonna share some stories here. I love Mexico first off. Ive been there about 10 times, but always with family. This time rocked. SO we get to Mexico after smoking the whole way there, and stop by a Pharmacia (hehe) We get some vicoden and percaset. Than go eat some subs. We started drinking around 11:00 on Saturday, and didnt stop til about 4am today. We got arrested one time. Me and 2 of my friends were standing in the back of the truck like everybody else does. A cop gets behind us and pulls us over. My friend that was driving just had about 16 shots of tequila and a few beers. We had to follow the policia to the station. He was charged with a DUI and we were arrested for standing up in a moving vehicle. The DUI cost 20 bucks and 20 bucks for standing up. So 5 minutes later after court and everything it was 40 bucks and a 5 for a tip. Than we left drunk of course, since we got a DUI, hahahaha. I also fought somebody, and this kid tried to get me to do a backflip off our balcony (we were drunk), and I said hell nah, you do it. He said no, but Ill do a cartwheel and a backflip. So he does a backflip and lands straight on his face. His sh** was so fuc*ed up. His tooth went through his lip completely. He was noticed by everybody that saw him, haha. The cop was pissed as well.
Let see what else went on. Ok, whenever a guy would pass out with his shoes on they would be open game (which mine were off every time. I am not supid). There were 3 guys who did this to each other, well they would stick their naked ******* in the face and rub it around. They also put their dicks in their mouth, or smack them in the face.
There was also a wet T-Shirt contest, and OMFG. This chick took her shorts off, and was but naked, above us like 6 feet on the balcony. You could see the pus*y perfectly. There were a few naked girls riding the mechanical bull as well (this was fun as hell to ride tossed, but hard after about 20 shots and about 100 oz of beer). Our friends *absolutely gorgeous perfect looking girls, hotter than most girls youd ever see in your life, and I aint playing. They were macking on each other forever, and a few times they got a 3rd girl in on it that was fine as well.
We got fireworks, blew sh** up. We rode ATVs around town for a while, we drank drank drank and drank and drank and uhhh drank some alcohol.
I met most every fine looking girl on Spring Break and knew their names at one time or another. I forgot them instantly.
This was the best trip Ive ever had in my life. Absolutely everything kick as* went on. I am so faded right now from this week.
I also met with my ex tonight and had some good talks. She is missing me like hell, I miss her, she still loves me, and she wants to do me. I coulda done her tonight if there was time, it was getting late, and I cant keep my eyes open. So thats nice, plus we are going to Mexico with NO kids in the next month. She is excited, as am I. It will be a good trip as friends. But of course I already told her we'd be fu**ing.
Oh, and also she was with that dude that she was dating since we broke up. Well, he asked her to marry her, she said no. They are still dating, but her gets no sex, and doesnt like him too much. He hasnt gotten laid in over a month. But she was macking on me tonight, and I was rubbing her all up everywhere. She wants me, hehe, but is still with that d*(k sucker. She said shes about to dump him, since hes a freak and she has to lie to him. She also said that they DO use condoms. She doesnt have to use them cuz the birth control. She doesnt want him to finish inside, or have more kids. So she is wanting me back, but I wont get back for a while with her. Just go party in Mexico in about 25-30 days, and go to our sex date for the Saturday she is gonna be here after Vegas. She is leaving tomorrow, and wanted me to come, but I dont have a damn dollar to my name. It sucks. I wanted Vegad.
Ok, Im done, sorry for rambling and going and going and going on and on and on. I just had the best trip every, and am so excited (like the girls made me
by some freaky freaky sh**). I was having one of the girls sit on my lap on the dance floor and rubbing her puss with 2 hands. She was grabbing me, and I was macking on her. What her name was, I have no clue. I also went to the beach with my friend and these 2 girls. We had such a good time.
Peace
Let see what else went on. Ok, whenever a guy would pass out with his shoes on they would be open game (which mine were off every time. I am not supid). There were 3 guys who did this to each other, well they would stick their naked ******* in the face and rub it around. They also put their dicks in their mouth, or smack them in the face.
There was also a wet T-Shirt contest, and OMFG. This chick took her shorts off, and was but naked, above us like 6 feet on the balcony. You could see the pus*y perfectly. There were a few naked girls riding the mechanical bull as well (this was fun as hell to ride tossed, but hard after about 20 shots and about 100 oz of beer). Our friends *absolutely gorgeous perfect looking girls, hotter than most girls youd ever see in your life, and I aint playing. They were macking on each other forever, and a few times they got a 3rd girl in on it that was fine as well.
We got fireworks, blew sh** up. We rode ATVs around town for a while, we drank drank drank and drank and drank and uhhh drank some alcohol.
I met most every fine looking girl on Spring Break and knew their names at one time or another. I forgot them instantly.
This was the best trip Ive ever had in my life. Absolutely everything kick as* went on. I am so faded right now from this week.
I also met with my ex tonight and had some good talks. She is missing me like hell, I miss her, she still loves me, and she wants to do me. I coulda done her tonight if there was time, it was getting late, and I cant keep my eyes open. So thats nice, plus we are going to Mexico with NO kids in the next month. She is excited, as am I. It will be a good trip as friends. But of course I already told her we'd be fu**ing.
Oh, and also she was with that dude that she was dating since we broke up. Well, he asked her to marry her, she said no. They are still dating, but her gets no sex, and doesnt like him too much. He hasnt gotten laid in over a month. But she was macking on me tonight, and I was rubbing her all up everywhere. She wants me, hehe, but is still with that d*(k sucker. She said shes about to dump him, since hes a freak and she has to lie to him. She also said that they DO use condoms. She doesnt have to use them cuz the birth control. She doesnt want him to finish inside, or have more kids. So she is wanting me back, but I wont get back for a while with her. Just go party in Mexico in about 25-30 days, and go to our sex date for the Saturday she is gonna be here after Vegas. She is leaving tomorrow, and wanted me to come, but I dont have a damn dollar to my name. It sucks. I wanted Vegad.
Ok, Im done, sorry for rambling and going and going and going on and on and on. I just had the best trip every, and am so excited (like the girls made me
by some freaky freaky sh**). I was having one of the girls sit on my lap on the dance floor and rubbing her puss with 2 hands. She was grabbing me, and I was macking on her. What her name was, I have no clue. I also went to the beach with my friend and these 2 girls. We had such a good time. Peace
Hell yeah man, it sounds like you had a hell of a good time. I'm going to go down to mexico with 5 of my guy friends for Cynco De Meo or howeverit's spelt. We'll be down there for 4 days, so i'll be ready to party like a rockstar. I'm sure it should be mad crazy down there. One of my buddie's parents have a house down there, so we dont gotta stay at a hotel or anything. Either way it's going to be a blast, it'll be just a huge drunk fest i'm sure, but i'm definately looking forward to it! I love girls..
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That was quite the ramble but it was a funny *** ramble too. Glad you got back in one piece. Mexicans with AK's is what keeps me OUT of Mexico. lol
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Originally Posted by SIinthesky
LMAO!!!!!!
Sure does sound like Mexico!! Glad you had fun! 
No Pix?!?!?!?!
Sure does sound like Mexico!! Glad you had fun! No Pix?!?!?!?!
Originally Posted by 2K1Civic17"Gabe
I kept getting way too drunk way too early in the day. I forgot to bring my camera. My friends got tons of pics, Ill take some of their digital pics and u/l them. We also have about 6 hours of video that got jacked. Im thinking its this one girl at the club. She was on camera macking with 2 of my friends (all 3 girls), and she got pissed. She wanted to see the video, and I said i cant work the camera, lol. They got so pissed. She had like 2 guys and 2 girls w/her, and they were freakin pissed. So they probably jacked it. Or it was my friend who's girl was macking on others. He doesnt like her going lesbian. I am going back so soon, possibly cinco de mayo. That was a good idea. I cant wait.
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for sure. Ill let my ex know the dates. I was thinking 3 or 4 days, in about 30 days. Cinco De Mayo is perfect. She is going to vegas today, but I may see her today anyways. I am gonna be staying with her in a place down in Las Conchas (nice part of town). Its a hundred bucks a night, and on the beach
Originally Posted by 2K1Civic17"Gabe
Or it was my friend who's girl was macking on others. He doesnt like her going lesbian.
I love it when my girl does, its like a free show!
Peace
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Originally Posted by matrix311
Hell yeah man, we'll be there May 5th - 8th, so we should go party it up.
Originally Posted by Tommy Tran
Guys who get pissed at their girl for mackin other girls doesnt deserve a gf at all!!!
I love it when my girl does, its like a free show!
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I love it when my girl does, its like a free show!
Peace
Ill be encouraging it.
I still cant believe I started a fight. I was drunk as hell, and gonna whoop this kids *** for puking and not throwing it outside. it was in a cup, but I was pissed. haha. I was dragging his bed outside, and he got up, and I was like back the F up. And it went to hell from there. We broke a door, haha. I called my friend out, so I didnt kill him. I would have killed him literally if I got in a fight. I couldnt go to jail. I had to chill this kid out when I realized he was gonna be dead. haha. Im a nice chill person most all the time, but you **** me off, and I will freakin snap.
hahahaha mexico is bad *** thats why i love living on a bordertown Nogales you can have so much fun here also across the like we race illegally but legally hahahaha cause we pay off the cops and they close streets for us and **** it gets crazy over there so pretty fast cars go. There is a rsx thats fixed up sweet and an Sti but those are from those are from u.s. side.
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that would be sick. I gotta head down there some night after I get a clutch. I hate racing right now. It hauls *** to about 4500 rpms, than just slows down and the rpms fly up. My clutch is so busted. But I am only boosting 5lbs for now, so ill turn it up after the clutch and do some racing.
Originally Posted by Michalo187
hahahaha mexico is bad *** thats why i love living on a bordertown Nogales you can have so much fun here also across the like we race illegally but legally hahahaha cause we pay off the cops and they close streets for us and **** it gets crazy over there so pretty fast cars go. There is a rsx thats fixed up sweet and an Sti but those are from those are from u.s. side.
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I just had the best freakin time of my life. Im gonna share some stories here. I love Mexico first off. Ive been there about 10 times, but always with family. This time rocked. SO we get to Mexico after smoking the whole way there, and stop by a Pharmacia (hehe) We get some vicoden and percaset. Than go eat some subs. We started drinking around 11:00 on Saturday, and didnt stop til about 4am today. We got arrested one time. Me and 2 of my friends were standing in the back of the truck like everybody else does. A cop gets behind us and pulls us over. My friend that was driving just had about 16 shots of tequila and a few beers. We had to follow the policia to the station. He was charged with a DUI and we were arrested for standing up in a moving vehicle. The DUI cost 20 bucks and 20 bucks for standing up. So 5 minutes later after court and everything it was 40 bucks and a 5 for a tip. Than we left drunk of course, since we got a DUI, hahahaha. I also fought somebody, and this kid tried to get me to do a backflip off our balcony (we were drunk), and I said hell nah, you do it. He said no, but Ill do a cartwheel and a backflip. So he does a backflip and lands straight on his face. His sh** was so fuc*ed up. His tooth went through his lip completely. He was noticed by everybody that saw him, haha. The cop was pissed as well.
Let see what else went on. Ok, whenever a guy would pass out with his shoes on they would be open game (which mine were off every time. I am not supid). There were 3 guys who did this to each other, well they would stick their naked ******* in the face and rub it around. They also put their dicks in their mouth, or smack them in the face.
There was also a wet T-Shirt contest, and OMFG. This chick took her shorts off, and was but naked, above us like 6 feet on the balcony. You could see the pus*y perfectly. There were a few naked girls riding the mechanical bull as well (this was fun as hell to ride tossed, but hard after about 20 shots and about 100 oz of beer). Our friends *absolutely gorgeous perfect looking girls, hotter than most girls youd ever see in your life, and I aint playing. They were macking on each other forever, and a few times they got a 3rd girl in on it that was fine as well.
We got fireworks, blew sh** up. We rode ATVs around town for a while, we drank drank drank and drank and drank and uhhh drank some alcohol.
I met most every fine looking girl on Spring Break and knew their names at one time or another. I forgot them instantly.
This was the best trip Ive ever had in my life. Absolutely everything kick as* went on. I am so faded right now from this week.
I also met with my ex tonight and had some good talks. She is missing me like hell, I miss her, she still loves me, and she wants to do me. I coulda done her tonight if there was time, it was getting late, and I cant keep my eyes open. So thats nice, plus we are going to Mexico with NO kids in the next month. She is excited, as am I. It will be a good trip as friends. But of course I already told her we'd be fu**ing.
Oh, and also she was with that dude that she was dating since we broke up. Well, he asked her to marry her, she said no. They are still dating, but her gets no sex, and doesnt like him too much. He hasnt gotten laid in over a month. But she was macking on me tonight, and I was rubbing her all up everywhere. She wants me, hehe, but is still with that d*(k sucker. She said shes about to dump him, since hes a freak and she has to lie to him. She also said that they DO use condoms. She doesnt have to use them cuz the birth control. She doesnt want him to finish inside, or have more kids. So she is wanting me back, but I wont get back for a while with her. Just go party in Mexico in about 25-30 days, and go to our sex date for the Saturday she is gonna be here after Vegas. She is leaving tomorrow, and wanted me to come, but I dont have a damn dollar to my name. It sucks. I wanted Vegad.
Ok, Im done, sorry for rambling and going and going and going on and on and on. I just had the best trip every, and am so excited (like the girls made me
by some freaky freaky sh**). I was having one of the girls sit on my lap on the dance floor and rubbing her puss with 2 hands. She was grabbing me, and I was macking on her. What her name was, I have no clue. I also went to the beach with my friend and these 2 girls. We had such a good time.
Peace
Let see what else went on. Ok, whenever a guy would pass out with his shoes on they would be open game (which mine were off every time. I am not supid). There were 3 guys who did this to each other, well they would stick their naked ******* in the face and rub it around. They also put their dicks in their mouth, or smack them in the face.
There was also a wet T-Shirt contest, and OMFG. This chick took her shorts off, and was but naked, above us like 6 feet on the balcony. You could see the pus*y perfectly. There were a few naked girls riding the mechanical bull as well (this was fun as hell to ride tossed, but hard after about 20 shots and about 100 oz of beer). Our friends *absolutely gorgeous perfect looking girls, hotter than most girls youd ever see in your life, and I aint playing. They were macking on each other forever, and a few times they got a 3rd girl in on it that was fine as well.
We got fireworks, blew sh** up. We rode ATVs around town for a while, we drank drank drank and drank and drank and uhhh drank some alcohol.
I met most every fine looking girl on Spring Break and knew their names at one time or another. I forgot them instantly.
This was the best trip Ive ever had in my life. Absolutely everything kick as* went on. I am so faded right now from this week.
I also met with my ex tonight and had some good talks. She is missing me like hell, I miss her, she still loves me, and she wants to do me. I coulda done her tonight if there was time, it was getting late, and I cant keep my eyes open. So thats nice, plus we are going to Mexico with NO kids in the next month. She is excited, as am I. It will be a good trip as friends. But of course I already told her we'd be fu**ing.
Oh, and also she was with that dude that she was dating since we broke up. Well, he asked her to marry her, she said no. They are still dating, but her gets no sex, and doesnt like him too much. He hasnt gotten laid in over a month. But she was macking on me tonight, and I was rubbing her all up everywhere. She wants me, hehe, but is still with that d*(k sucker. She said shes about to dump him, since hes a freak and she has to lie to him. She also said that they DO use condoms. She doesnt have to use them cuz the birth control. She doesnt want him to finish inside, or have more kids. So she is wanting me back, but I wont get back for a while with her. Just go party in Mexico in about 25-30 days, and go to our sex date for the Saturday she is gonna be here after Vegas. She is leaving tomorrow, and wanted me to come, but I dont have a damn dollar to my name. It sucks. I wanted Vegad.
Ok, Im done, sorry for rambling and going and going and going on and on and on. I just had the best trip every, and am so excited (like the girls made me
by some freaky freaky sh**). I was having one of the girls sit on my lap on the dance floor and rubbing her puss with 2 hands. She was grabbing me, and I was macking on her. What her name was, I have no clue. I also went to the beach with my friend and these 2 girls. We had such a good time. Peace
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Originally Posted by matrix311
Everyone learns a lesson at one point in time.
No doubt! I just wish I would have know She was a He! Gosh that sucked..
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No doubt! I just wish I would have know She was a He! Gosh that sucked..
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