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Driving to a company function today, I ran across a white civic that was lowered to within 1 inch of the ground. And I'm not exaggerating. He had the cheap APC craptezzas, and a pillar of 4 gauges on the left, and 2 on the right. He also must have removed his seats, because I could barely see his eyes over the edge of the driver's side window. He did have some nice rims, but unfortunately, your attention was directed away from the rims by the gleaming TRIPLE.... yes TRIPLE decker wing. Let me repeat that. It's a wing. With 3 of itself.
I'm astonished. More amazing is the fact that the car didn't tip back every time he accelerated from the massive weight of his triple decker ladder. I assume he bought this wing so it was easier to climb onto the car and clean off the roof, after it was egged for being so ****in ugly.
Onto the race. We were on a 2 lane road, but it was a 30 mile an hour section. He flew by me and then slammed on the brakes as if to wait for me. He then gave a rev of his car, and I swear to God it was the most awful sounding exhaust/fart can I'd ever heard. This thing made the sound of pigs being slaughtered sound like charlotte church.
Apparently exhaust is the ONLY mod he has on his "auto" civic, because I actually pulled quite nicely. I will assume he has 5 gauges for water temp and the monster tach to gauge the decibels of laughter being flung at his car like monkeys throwing their own feces. What an idiot.
I also had a race last night against another 7th gen. The guys only visible mod was DOHC Vtec stickers (seems like this is a new fad) and the dual chrome wipers from Auto Zone. I barely beat the guy (it is another 7th gen), but the conversation after is what's important.
Me: So why do you have the DOHC sticker on the side.
Him: Cuz that's what I got in the car.
Me: You'd have wiped my *** if that's what you had, so don't give me that ricer BS.
Him: Ha, you're the ricer with that big *** wing (i have a Honda OEM spoiler
lease: )
Me: Oh, and your Auto Zone wipers are blingin I suppose. (it's at this point I notice a 7THGENCIVIC.COM sticker on the SIDE! I was on the other side at the time of the race)
Me: Haha.... are you a member of 7thgencivic.com?
Him: Yeah, and you better not be cuz I can get you banned.
Me: (noticing light is going to change) I'd like to see that. I'll post this story and then you can get laughed off the forum.
Him: If only you knew who I know. You're gonna be sorry.
Well my friend, come show your face and let's see who is the loser that gets banned. And I give you vote for most ignorant ricer EvAr.
Moron.
I'm astonished. More amazing is the fact that the car didn't tip back every time he accelerated from the massive weight of his triple decker ladder. I assume he bought this wing so it was easier to climb onto the car and clean off the roof, after it was egged for being so ****in ugly.
Onto the race. We were on a 2 lane road, but it was a 30 mile an hour section. He flew by me and then slammed on the brakes as if to wait for me. He then gave a rev of his car, and I swear to God it was the most awful sounding exhaust/fart can I'd ever heard. This thing made the sound of pigs being slaughtered sound like charlotte church.
Apparently exhaust is the ONLY mod he has on his "auto" civic, because I actually pulled quite nicely. I will assume he has 5 gauges for water temp and the monster tach to gauge the decibels of laughter being flung at his car like monkeys throwing their own feces. What an idiot.
I also had a race last night against another 7th gen. The guys only visible mod was DOHC Vtec stickers (seems like this is a new fad) and the dual chrome wipers from Auto Zone. I barely beat the guy (it is another 7th gen), but the conversation after is what's important.
Me: So why do you have the DOHC sticker on the side.
Him: Cuz that's what I got in the car.
Me: You'd have wiped my *** if that's what you had, so don't give me that ricer BS.
Him: Ha, you're the ricer with that big *** wing (i have a Honda OEM spoiler
lease: )Me: Oh, and your Auto Zone wipers are blingin I suppose. (it's at this point I notice a 7THGENCIVIC.COM sticker on the SIDE! I was on the other side at the time of the race)
Me: Haha.... are you a member of 7thgencivic.com?
Him: Yeah, and you better not be cuz I can get you banned.
Me: (noticing light is going to change) I'd like to see that. I'll post this story and then you can get laughed off the forum.
Him: If only you knew who I know. You're gonna be sorry.
Well my friend, come show your face and let's see who is the loser that gets banned. And I give you vote for most ignorant ricer EvAr.
Moron.
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Rep Power: 0 "He then gave a rev of his car, and I swear to God it was the most awful sounding exhaust/fart can I'd ever heard. This thing made the sound of pigs being slaughtered sound like charlotte church."
Man you have a way with words. Funny.
Man you have a way with words. Funny.
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Rep Power: 312 Well - you may have beat him - but it looks like he own3d your sig....check out your pic too....funny sh!it....
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Well - you may have beat him - but it looks like he own3d your sig....check out your pic too....funny sh!it....
Well - you may have beat him - but it looks like he own3d your sig....check out your pic too....funny sh!it....
Oh and I'd love to see you ban a Moderator!
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That's got to be the best description I've ever heard LOL.
I will assume he has 5 gauges for water temp and the monster tach to gauge the decibels of laughter being flung at his car like monkeys throwing their own feces. What an idiot.
I assume he bought this wing so it was easier to climb onto the car and clean off the roof, after it was egged for being so ****in ugly
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Rep Power: 399 lol no. In fact, I think Derek is the only one who can change my title under my avatar, because I'm an administrator.
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Rep Power: 312 Btw, I grew up in WI. Appleton to be precise. Went to school in Milwaukee for 5 years or so - MSOE. Graduated in 2001. I don't miss WI in general, although Milwaukee was a fun town!! Still have plenty of friends that live there.....
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Rep Power: 432 Originally posted by opto_isolator
Btw, I grew up in WI. Appleton to be precise. Went to school in Milwaukee for 5 years or so - MSOE. Graduated in 2001. I don't miss WI in general, although Milwaukee was a fun town!! Still have plenty of friends that live there.....
Btw, I grew up in WI. Appleton to be precise. Went to school in Milwaukee for 5 years or so - MSOE. Graduated in 2001. I don't miss WI in general, although Milwaukee was a fun town!! Still have plenty of friends that live there.....
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Rep Power: 396 If he reads this thread, I doubt he will show his face. Too bad the light wasntlonger, you could of found out who he was on the board. I would love to see the expression on his face when he reads this post....I can just see him now, sitting in front of the monitor, scratching his head...and thinking how on earth am I going to ban the administrator from 7th gen............He seriously got owned....
S2000man tells the best stories......Triple decker spoiler.....God I wonder what that looks like.
S2000man tells the best stories......Triple decker spoiler.....God I wonder what that looks like.
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Rep Power: 377 Hahahahaha, what a loser. Guy probably isn't even a member, and if he is, he isn't anymore. People, if you don't know, don't act like you know.
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Rep Power: 399 Originally posted by civicdude
..Triple decker spoiler.....God I wonder what that looks like.
..Triple decker spoiler.....God I wonder what that looks like.
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Didn't know we had a gay ricer section to the site
Didn't know we had a gay ricer section to the site
