Mid 90's Ford Escort.....yeah an Escort
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Mid 90's Ford Escort.....yeah an Escort
So last night I was heading towards the Waffle House after a night of drunkeness. I decided to go on the street that everybody "used to" cruise on. So I can drive pretty good, but im still pretty drunk. Then the next thing I know some kid with a red mid 90s ford escort with yellow apc stickers all over it revs at me. hehe since I was still drunk i rolled the window down and immediately pointed and busted out laughing. I think this pissed him off. But I don't care im going to get some food. And low and behold at the next redlight I see him coming again. And you guessed it he revs at me again, but I rev back and my car is like 10 times louder than his cheapo ebay muffler..lol. So just for s.hits and giggles he has to do the ricer fly-by. Just thought I'd share this bit of amusement for all.
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Escorts are Ford's version of the Cavalier. It's a joke. I've beaten an early 90's version and the new model escort. It was almost too easy.
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if you drive hammered
youll get nailed
be careful
i read something in scc about a turbo escort, it was like early 90's model. i thought it was rather different. otherwise they do kinda suck.
youll get nailed
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i read something in scc about a turbo escort, it was like early 90's model. i thought it was rather different. otherwise they do kinda suck.
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I wasn't hammered. I was just at that point where you are good to drive, but when you sit real still everything is spinning again. I drove drunk once.....it was either that or go to jail. I was so scared that I was weaving all over the road and stuff, but I made it to my friends house. Driving hammered is just asking to die or go to jail.
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The turbo Esocrt is otherwise known as the COSWORTH ESCORT, I don't believe they are for sale anymore around the U.S. I haven't seen one here in the U.S. ever. Never witnessed one with my own eyes I should say.
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[hr]i read something in scc about a turbo escort, it was like early 90's model. i thought it was rather different. otherwise they do kinda suck[hr]
[hr]i read something in scc about a turbo escort, it was like early 90's model. i thought it was rather different. otherwise they do kinda suck[hr]
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[hr]Originally posted by: 2k2civicRAY
I wasn't hammered. I was just at that point where you are good to drive, but when you sit real still everything is spinning again. I drove drunk once.....it was either that or go to jail. I was so scared that I was weaving all over the road and stuff, but I made it to my friends house. Driving hammered is just asking to die or go to jail.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: 2k2civicRAY
I wasn't hammered. I was just at that point where you are good to drive, but when you sit real still everything is spinning again. I drove drunk once.....it was either that or go to jail. I was so scared that I was weaving all over the road and stuff, but I made it to my friends house. Driving hammered is just asking to die or go to jail.[hr]
that means you arent good enough to drive. one beer and then out the door isnt even good enough to drive. drunk drivers should rot in hell
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A kid in my school has one. I have to say its one ugly ****, but its quick. He can take on almost any mustang, camaro, etc.[hr]
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[hr]i read something in scc about a turbo escort, it was like early 90's model. i thought it was rather different. otherwise they do kinda suck[hr]
[hr]i read something in scc about a turbo escort, it was like early 90's model. i thought it was rather different. otherwise they do kinda suck[hr]
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sorry to say but he doesnt have a cosworth at his school, they were only sold in europe, it may be a tubo, but its not a cosworth.
and i agree driving drunk is one of the stupidest things in the world
and i agree driving drunk is one of the stupidest things in the world
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[hr]Originally posted by: EternalVTEC
sorry to say but he doesnt have a cosworth at his school, they were only sold in europe, it may be a tubo, but its not a cosworth.
and i agree driving drunk is one of the stupidest things in the world[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: EternalVTEC
sorry to say but he doesnt have a cosworth at his school, they were only sold in europe, it may be a tubo, but its not a cosworth.
and i agree driving drunk is one of the stupidest things in the world[hr]

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Yes a Escort Cosworth can be Imported I have seen 4 of them, all different colors in SoCal when I was down there doing a show circuit with our show car for a few months
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