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7th gen vs f150, story! quite a read.

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Old Mar 19, 2007
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7th gen vs f150, story! quite a read.

Me and my friend head on out for a late night taco-hut run (a tacobell + pizza hut combo). We pull into the drive thru, start singing weird al yankovic "trapped in the drive-thru" then pull out with our tasty cheesy gordita crunches and baja blast mountain dews all for a grand price of 2 dollars and 39 cents. Joy. Finish that gordita in about 15 seconds tops, but boy that extra large M.D. lasts ya

While turning out of the intersection as I roll back a little bit (because I have a manual and I was on a steep hill, and didn't think anyone else would be on the road at 3:39 A.M.) and all of a sudden I notice behind me is a huge f150 truck with only his parking lights on. I pull off after almost running into the back of this seemingly drunk person and come to a left turn light. Once again my f150 buddy is all over my *** again. ( I don't know about you but I simply hate it when people are all over my ****ing bumper when Im driving a manual. I almost WANT to hit them on purpose just so I can get their insurance rate up, because in this state at least its faultless if you have a manual and you roll back into someone because they are too close to your bumper)
I don't move when the light turns green to **** him off.

Finally after 3 seconds of not moving, I slowly pull away about 5 mph into the middle of the intersection and he is just ALL over me. *sigh* poor buddy still has yet to learn. We are driving down the road side by side (btw his headlights are still off) and all of a sudden he floors his car past me. We pull up to a red light, and he motions me to roll my window down. Before I can get it down he says "HOWS THAT LITTLE RICE ROCKET CIVIC DRIVE"

I yell back "HOW FAR CAN YOU SEE WITHOUT YOUR HEADLIGHTS DUMBASS"
"OH.."
*click* lights turn on

I add, "OH AND BY THE WAY WHAT MAKES YOU THINK MY CAR IS A RICER? ITS COMPLETELY STOCK WITH THE EXCEPTION OF A SHIFT **** AND AN INTAKE"
No response. His drunk passenger then begins motioning to me for a race. I am debating the level of intoxication of this retard, but I give him a little taste, and take off abruptly, but not near flooring it. I hear his tires screech off as he guns ahead of me.

Another light comes up. By now him and his buddies are laughing at me and my friend. (to my surprise my friend has yet to say a word, but rather muster a few chuckles... and he has a FAR worse temper than I do.) So we take their laughter. After the 2 hyenas get done with their disgusting jeering I tell him
"Hey guess who's going to win this time?"

The sound of second grade "ooooooohhs" come from the truck. "Lemme guess buddy... ME? HAHAHAHAHA"

I look over to the crosswalk signal just to get a better jump. I pop in to first. Take off and I never look back. Hes already to my bumper after first. Second im about 2 cars ahead. Third, im gone. 4th and I stop. He keeps going and going... I turn into my brothers apartment complex to finish off my mountain dew.
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so.....you raced a truck? congrats i guess, normally its these stupid races that get you popped. but whatever

oh and dont give me the its 3-4 in the morning **** cause its happened to me at 3-4 in the morning. been there done that and learned from it. :-)
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that reminds me of what happened at the SD meet baack in the day
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Re: 7th gen vs f150, story! quite a read.

F-150s are slow, unless it's a Lariat, Harley Davidson edition, or Lightning, they're butt slow. Hell my old 98 V6 Mustang beat a V8 XLT, I feel so bad for them. It's a damn truck, not a race car, morons.

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Re: 7th gen vs f150, story! quite a read.

the only reason why I burned him was to shut him and his annoying *** friend up. The cops here are old school, first most of them are in the ghetto parts of town solving real crimes at 3 in the morning. Most of them haven't taken the class to operate radars, and the ones they do are easily detected by my cobra radar detector. (My friend Mike is a police officer, he told me that probably 40% of the force here actually has a radar in their car, and then at any given time only half of them actually have it on. So between the radar detection, the cops being in the ghetto part of town instead of the rural suburbs, and most of them not having their radars on anyways, I would of been one unlucky **** to have gotten caught)
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Re: 7th gen vs f150, story! quite a read.

i had a 95 f150 w/a 351 v8 and that truck was far from slow good kill i hate those tall boy trucks
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