RSX kill, maim, bludgeon, etc
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RSX kill, maim, bludgeon, etc
I have had a few RSX-S run-ins in the last few months, including a boosted RSX which was quite quick. The one I raced in this story, was not.
I was at an ice cream place (only in wisconsin do people buy ice cream when it's 20 degrees out), and came outside to see some tool in his RSX sitting next to my car. As I got to my car, he rolled the window down and goes "sup you wanna run"? I'm like WTF. Do you have that little of a life that you drive around, find a nice car, park next to it, and wait for the owner to come by so you can ask him if you want to run?
I told him politely no that's quite alright. (i know i turned down a race, mark it in the books) He's like, "yeah stupid S2000 owners, always afraid to race someone faster". I say to him as I get in my car "and what is it that makes your RSX so darn fast". He's like "hondata i/h/e and some other stuff.... outta your league". Wow, I didn't realize a car owner could get so pissed off and butt hurt that someone didn't want to bother wasting the gas to race him.
With that, I get in my car and drive off. Of course, the asshat follows me. We're in downtown west bend, where it's a 30mph zone, and there's no way in hell I'm going to race in this cop infested area. This clown is just speeding up, and then slowing down. I'm in the left lane, and he goes zipping by in the right, puts flashers on and then slows back down. He then gets next to me, drops it into 2nd gear and sits there. I still don't bite, so he takes off again, pretending he's racing someone (insert speed racer theme here) and then stays ahead of me. I figure this is the end of it.
The light at the next intersection turns just before he gets there, and he SLAMS on brakes to make sure he gets lined up next to me. I'm at the light, and he's revving his car. I do nothing. I know that regardless of what I do, he's going to go off into his own little world and pretend to race someone again. At this point, I've had enough of the little f*cker, and now I'm more than willing to oblige since we're on the outside edge of town.
The light turns, I do a quick rolling start, and he goes to take off. I mash the gas, and we're off. 1st gear, I'm walking. 2nd gear, still walking. 3rd gear, and I'm walkity the walking man walkin' and a walkin'. I've got probably 7 cars on him by the time I hit 80 or 90, and I shut down. After I shut down, he keeps going a little, then slams on his brakes and makes a turn, trying to act as if he had never really been racing. Loser.
I was at an ice cream place (only in wisconsin do people buy ice cream when it's 20 degrees out), and came outside to see some tool in his RSX sitting next to my car. As I got to my car, he rolled the window down and goes "sup you wanna run"? I'm like WTF. Do you have that little of a life that you drive around, find a nice car, park next to it, and wait for the owner to come by so you can ask him if you want to run?
I told him politely no that's quite alright. (i know i turned down a race, mark it in the books) He's like, "yeah stupid S2000 owners, always afraid to race someone faster". I say to him as I get in my car "and what is it that makes your RSX so darn fast". He's like "hondata i/h/e and some other stuff.... outta your league". Wow, I didn't realize a car owner could get so pissed off and butt hurt that someone didn't want to bother wasting the gas to race him.
With that, I get in my car and drive off. Of course, the asshat follows me. We're in downtown west bend, where it's a 30mph zone, and there's no way in hell I'm going to race in this cop infested area. This clown is just speeding up, and then slowing down. I'm in the left lane, and he goes zipping by in the right, puts flashers on and then slows back down. He then gets next to me, drops it into 2nd gear and sits there. I still don't bite, so he takes off again, pretending he's racing someone (insert speed racer theme here) and then stays ahead of me. I figure this is the end of it.
The light at the next intersection turns just before he gets there, and he SLAMS on brakes to make sure he gets lined up next to me. I'm at the light, and he's revving his car. I do nothing. I know that regardless of what I do, he's going to go off into his own little world and pretend to race someone again. At this point, I've had enough of the little f*cker, and now I'm more than willing to oblige since we're on the outside edge of town.
The light turns, I do a quick rolling start, and he goes to take off. I mash the gas, and we're off. 1st gear, I'm walking. 2nd gear, still walking. 3rd gear, and I'm walkity the walking man walkin' and a walkin'. I've got probably 7 cars on him by the time I hit 80 or 90, and I shut down. After I shut down, he keeps going a little, then slams on his brakes and makes a turn, trying to act as if he had never really been racing. Loser.
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Originally Posted by S2000man01
(only in wisconsin do people buy ice cream when it's 20 degrees out)
i need to move to where you live after i make my car fast,
why does everyone want a piece of you? i mean is it a small town of boredom or something? 
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Originally Posted by CuRiOuSfIsH
wow, more and more of these types of ppl keep showing up everyday thinking their indestructable! didn't turning on hazards mean "good race" back in the mid 90's before EVERYONE wanted to get into the whole "street race anywhere anytime" idea?
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Originally Posted by S2000man01
I have had a few RSX-S run-ins in the last few months, including a boosted RSX which was quite quick. The one I raced in this story, was not.
I was at an ice cream place (only in wisconsin do people buy ice cream when it's 20 degrees out), and came outside to see some tool in his RSX sitting next to my car. As I got to my car, he rolled the window down and goes "sup you wanna run"? I'm like WTF. Do you have that little of a life that you drive around, find a nice car, park next to it, and wait for the owner to come by so you can ask him if you want to run?
I told him politely no that's quite alright. (i know i turned down a race, mark it in the books) He's like, "yeah stupid S2000 owners, always afraid to race someone faster". I say to him as I get in my car "and what is it that makes your RSX so darn fast". He's like "hondata i/h/e and some other stuff.... outta your league". Wow, I didn't realize a car owner could get so pissed off and butt hurt that someone didn't want to bother wasting the gas to race him.
With that, I get in my car and drive off. Of course, the asshat follows me. We're in downtown west bend, where it's a 30mph zone, and there's no way in hell I'm going to race in this cop infested area. This clown is just speeding up, and then slowing down. I'm in the left lane, and he goes zipping by in the right, puts flashers on and then slows back down. He then gets next to me, drops it into 2nd gear and sits there. I still don't bite, so he takes off again, pretending he's racing someone (insert speed racer theme here) and then stays ahead of me. I figure this is the end of it.
The light at the next intersection turns just before he gets there, and he SLAMS on brakes to make sure he gets lined up next to me. I'm at the light, and he's revving his car. I do nothing. I know that regardless of what I do, he's going to go off into his own little world and pretend to race someone again. At this point, I've had enough of the little f*cker, and now I'm more than willing to oblige since we're on the outside edge of town.
The light turns, I do a quick rolling start, and he goes to take off. I mash the gas, and we're off. 1st gear, I'm walking. 2nd gear, still walking. 3rd gear, and I'm walkity the walking man walkin' and a walkin'. I've got probably 7 cars on him by the time I hit 80 or 90, and I shut down. After I shut down, he keeps going a little, then slams on his brakes and makes a turn, trying to act as if he had never really been racing. Loser.
I was at an ice cream place (only in wisconsin do people buy ice cream when it's 20 degrees out), and came outside to see some tool in his RSX sitting next to my car. As I got to my car, he rolled the window down and goes "sup you wanna run"? I'm like WTF. Do you have that little of a life that you drive around, find a nice car, park next to it, and wait for the owner to come by so you can ask him if you want to run?
I told him politely no that's quite alright. (i know i turned down a race, mark it in the books) He's like, "yeah stupid S2000 owners, always afraid to race someone faster". I say to him as I get in my car "and what is it that makes your RSX so darn fast". He's like "hondata i/h/e and some other stuff.... outta your league". Wow, I didn't realize a car owner could get so pissed off and butt hurt that someone didn't want to bother wasting the gas to race him.
With that, I get in my car and drive off. Of course, the asshat follows me. We're in downtown west bend, where it's a 30mph zone, and there's no way in hell I'm going to race in this cop infested area. This clown is just speeding up, and then slowing down. I'm in the left lane, and he goes zipping by in the right, puts flashers on and then slows back down. He then gets next to me, drops it into 2nd gear and sits there. I still don't bite, so he takes off again, pretending he's racing someone (insert speed racer theme here) and then stays ahead of me. I figure this is the end of it.
The light at the next intersection turns just before he gets there, and he SLAMS on brakes to make sure he gets lined up next to me. I'm at the light, and he's revving his car. I do nothing. I know that regardless of what I do, he's going to go off into his own little world and pretend to race someone again. At this point, I've had enough of the little f*cker, and now I'm more than willing to oblige since we're on the outside edge of town.
The light turns, I do a quick rolling start, and he goes to take off. I mash the gas, and we're off. 1st gear, I'm walking. 2nd gear, still walking. 3rd gear, and I'm walkity the walking man walkin' and a walkin'. I've got probably 7 cars on him by the time I hit 80 or 90, and I shut down. After I shut down, he keeps going a little, then slams on his brakes and makes a turn, trying to act as if he had never really been racing. Loser.
nice kill tho, your **** stock? when my type s hit 5,000miles i raced my friends stock s2k and i lost by about a door...both of us was stock. i'm waiting for some bigger paychecks for my mods 
then we'll see who pulls on who! loool
then we'll see who pulls on who! loool 
Thats basically a small part of Milwaukee, which is pretty much a shitload of small cities packed together around the actual city of milwaukee, one after another.
BTW, good kill, my car is in no way fast, but if it was, I would love to be able to lay the smack down on somethin like that. Cant wait till I graduate, then its s2k time
BTW, good kill, my car is in no way fast, but if it was, I would love to be able to lay the smack down on somethin like that. Cant wait till I graduate, then its s2k time
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Originally Posted by spoonJDMlX
nice kill tho, your **** stock? when my type s hit 5,000miles i raced my friends stock s2k and i lost by about a door...both of us was stock. i'm waiting for some bigger paychecks for my mods then we'll see who pulls on who! loool
then we'll see who pulls on who! loool
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Originally Posted by spoonJDMlX
lol no he can drive trust me...he was hitting low 14s at lacr
a stock S2000 can bury a stock RSX no matter how you want to slice it. if he's not a good driver, then sure you can stay within a car length of him.
last I checked 14.9 vs 13.8 was a hell of a lot more than "a door".
even from a roll, a stock S2000 can put a good hurting on a stock RSX. easily. so i reiterate. your friend can't drive. 
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Originally Posted by S2000man01
"he can drive (his S2000)" and "i lost by only a door to him in my stock RSX" don't belong in the same thread.
a stock S2000 can bury a stock RSX no matter how you want to slice it. if he's not a good driver, then sure you can stay within a car length of him.
last I checked 14.9 vs 13.8 was a hell of a lot more than "a door". even from a roll, a stock S2000 can put a good hurting on a stock RSX. easily. so i reiterate. your friend can't drive.
a stock S2000 can bury a stock RSX no matter how you want to slice it. if he's not a good driver, then sure you can stay within a car length of him.
last I checked 14.9 vs 13.8 was a hell of a lot more than "a door".
even from a roll, a stock S2000 can put a good hurting on a stock RSX. easily. so i reiterate. your friend can't drive. i wanna race you... i toasted a 98 M3 with i/h/e that ran a 13.7.... from a roll
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Originally Posted by HondaLuver
i wanna race you... i toasted a 98 M3 with i/h/e that ran a 13.7.... from a roll
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Originally Posted by thiscrackerntam
S2000man....what kind of mods do you have done these days? Last thing I remember you were stock or only had an intake...just curious
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Originally Posted by spoonJDMlX
ahha i got my $ on hondaluver..k24 aint to be FKD WITH!!
wasup man? lol
wasup man? lol
And...a K24 is nothing special.
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Originally Posted by quick silver
He has the 4.57 gears, intake and exhaust.
and, looks to soon be added, berk test pipe.
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Rep Power: 397 Whatd tehy say, 4.57's are about the same as a supercharged s2k w/o gears up to 70mph I believe
