SRT4 gets owned. hard.
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SRT4 gets owned. hard.
We all have days when we sometimes bite off more than we can chew, whether it be a race with a car, or an argument we know we can't win. But sometimes, it's even funnier when you watch someone else putting their size 10 in their mouth. That would be the case tonight.
There isn't really anything I can say about the SRT4 that hasn't already been said. I'm sure many of you know I can't stand those f*cking pieces of sh*t. I think my reason for that is two-fold. First, it contributes to the 1/4 mile mentality this country has. Particularly because this car can be afforded by young, wet behind the ears, immature teenagers. And considering, compared to cars in its class, the car can't handle for crap on a road course or auto-x, it's real purpose is straightline speed. Cheap and easy. Kind of like a 2 dollar *****.
My second reason is the fact that just about everyone I've come across that owns one, seems to think it's God's gift to young, wet behind the ears, immature teenagers. These are the kids who have seen way too much fast and furious, never mind the fact that even TFNTF said the neon was too crappy to put in their movie.
Anyways, I'm getting off track, and I could probably write forever on the faults and crappyness of that car, but let's get onto the ownage.
While driving on the freeway, an SRT4 came flying up an on ramp, and cut into traffic like a dumb b*tch. Meanwhile I had a Honda Odyssey go flying past me pretty good in the left lane, only to get hung up by traffic. I know you're wondering WTF are you talking about, but you'll see where the worlds collide in a second.
The SRT4 makes his way to the middle lane, and then once again, pulls a b*tch move and cuts off the minivan. I move in behind the minivan, and they pick up speed to about 75mph. I'm sorta following them through traffic for a bit, and we get up to a highway split. Both cars go the same way I do. And that's when it happens.
With no traffic ahead, the minivan moves over to the right lane, next to the SRT4. The SRT4 downshifts, and starts doing that jerking thing where he taps the throttle. The kid then extends his arm and gives a nice big finger to the minivan, and he floors it. And so does the minivan. It's at that point, that the SRT4 gets skewered like a f*cking pig. Owned harder than Peyton Manning in every post-season he's ever played. The minivan BURIES the SRT4. It's the fastest flipping minivan I have ever seen personally in my life. This thing took off like an LS1 on speed, leaving the butt hurt SRT4 way in its wake.
Sometimes when you play with the bull, you get the horns.
Oh, and here's a fun little video everyone can enjoy as well. LT1 = 0. Minivan = 1.
http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?f...9A310799B9E&p=3
There isn't really anything I can say about the SRT4 that hasn't already been said. I'm sure many of you know I can't stand those f*cking pieces of sh*t. I think my reason for that is two-fold. First, it contributes to the 1/4 mile mentality this country has. Particularly because this car can be afforded by young, wet behind the ears, immature teenagers. And considering, compared to cars in its class, the car can't handle for crap on a road course or auto-x, it's real purpose is straightline speed. Cheap and easy. Kind of like a 2 dollar *****.
My second reason is the fact that just about everyone I've come across that owns one, seems to think it's God's gift to young, wet behind the ears, immature teenagers. These are the kids who have seen way too much fast and furious, never mind the fact that even TFNTF said the neon was too crappy to put in their movie.
Anyways, I'm getting off track, and I could probably write forever on the faults and crappyness of that car, but let's get onto the ownage.
While driving on the freeway, an SRT4 came flying up an on ramp, and cut into traffic like a dumb b*tch. Meanwhile I had a Honda Odyssey go flying past me pretty good in the left lane, only to get hung up by traffic. I know you're wondering WTF are you talking about, but you'll see where the worlds collide in a second.
The SRT4 makes his way to the middle lane, and then once again, pulls a b*tch move and cuts off the minivan. I move in behind the minivan, and they pick up speed to about 75mph. I'm sorta following them through traffic for a bit, and we get up to a highway split. Both cars go the same way I do. And that's when it happens.
With no traffic ahead, the minivan moves over to the right lane, next to the SRT4. The SRT4 downshifts, and starts doing that jerking thing where he taps the throttle. The kid then extends his arm and gives a nice big finger to the minivan, and he floors it. And so does the minivan. It's at that point, that the SRT4 gets skewered like a f*cking pig. Owned harder than Peyton Manning in every post-season he's ever played. The minivan BURIES the SRT4. It's the fastest flipping minivan I have ever seen personally in my life. This thing took off like an LS1 on speed, leaving the butt hurt SRT4 way in its wake.
Sometimes when you play with the bull, you get the horns.
Oh, and here's a fun little video everyone can enjoy as well. LT1 = 0. Minivan = 1.
http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?f...9A310799B9E&p=3
that is hilarious, what is even funnier almost everyone that will post here would also get owned by that minivan.
on another all the sounds fromthe evo in 2f2f came from my neighbors car. its a 95gsx. they took him to willow springs and hooked up mic's all over the car and had him drive like a bat out of hell. it was cool. they even taught him how to do a few things
on another all the sounds fromthe evo in 2f2f came from my neighbors car. its a 95gsx. they took him to willow springs and hooked up mic's all over the car and had him drive like a bat out of hell. it was cool. they even taught him how to do a few things
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Originally Posted by S2000man01
well the van was obviously modded to hell. with what, i dont know. turbo? nitrous? beats me.
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lol dude lets consider this for a second? how many mods would that minivan really need to beat an SRT-4? i mean think about it, if all the back seats were out and the minivan only had 1 person then it wouldn't take too much extra horsepower to beat the SRT right?
or am i talking out of my ***?
someone please set me strait.
or am i talking out of my ***?
someone please set me strait.
Come on those minivans run high 15's. It would have to modded to hell to drop about 2 seconds off its quARter mile time. Weight reduction isn't going to drop over a second even with a minivan.
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Rep Power: 306 i did some searching on the ody forums. there's like one member on there with a turbo kit. he's got rims and other goodies but no specs or pics of his setup. there was some "claimed" nitrous users too. their site isnt layed out well and lacks user info. was there anything else noticable from outside?
think that van woulda put the hurt on your s2000?lol
think that van woulda put the hurt on your s2000?lol
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Rep Power: 402 a while back at a nor cal meet in san francisco, there was a toyota matrix meet at the same place/time. there was also a minivan that started drawing a crowd, turns out that sucker was supercharged. dont know how fast it was though.
I dunno...Im gonna go with Minivan was torque automatic and the SRT-4 driver was a non shifting tard.....it could happen without mods....you figured the HP prolly isnt to different and im sure the initial acceleration froma roll that high would be about the same......the SRT kid prolly just couldnt drive...those damn cars dont have much ***** in fourth and fifth...and at 75 im sure he couldnt have been in third too long
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Originally Posted by XSRCivic
i did some searching on the ody forums. there's like one member on there with a turbo kit. he's got rims and other goodies but no specs or pics of his setup. there was some "claimed" nitrous users too. their site isnt layed out well and lacks user info. was there anything else noticable from outside?
think that van woulda put the hurt on your s2000?lol
think that van woulda put the hurt on your s2000?lol
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Originally Posted by civichxtreme
I dunno...Im gonna go with Minivan was torque automatic and the SRT-4 driver was a non shifting tard.....it could happen without mods....you figured the HP prolly isnt to different and im sure the initial acceleration froma roll that high would be about the same......the SRT kid prolly just couldnt drive...those damn cars dont have much ***** in fourth and fifth...and at 75 im sure he couldnt have been in third too long
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Rep Power: 397 I can see all the little kids in the van yelling "go go go go, mommy did his shift *** just pop off?"
