This 7th gen is claiming 13.9 1/4mile.......
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13.9 with stock headers is impossible, he could have droped a 80 shot changed out the internals (not being out for our car yet...), intake and a full exhuast with the back seats striped out and STILL not have run a 13.9 with stock headers... or even with a highflow cat and downpipe + headers... I believe I must.... what a douche
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Originally posted by ViNRoCk8
he has a sticker that says 2k1civic.com........is he a member?
he has a sticker that says 2k1civic.com........is he a member?
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Now.... pardon me whilst I translate:
There is no reserve because my lying ricer BS will be seen through, and people will realize I'm LUCKY to sell this car for 10 G's. I will be glad to take pics of my trophies to show once I get enough of them out of the dime toy machine at wal-mart.
What the **** am I talking about? I don't know. I'd rather say "other mods have been made" but they really haven't, but I need to lie to sell the car. So I'll just confuse you by giving you a reason that has nothing to do with the first part of my statement.
My nitrous system is a no-name knockoff I bought from a guy named Habib who sells car parts in the back alley. It was most likely put together by a kid in a sweat shop owned by Martha Stewart.
My personal best was done on a Gtech that defied the laws of physics, and gave me a 13.9 readout. And since any fool stupid enough to buy my car probably won't know any better, they'd realize a stock WRX can damn near beat my 13.9 time that I never actually ran in the first place.
This way you'll know when everyone is laughing at your car loud enough, that the sound waves set off the alarm.
Well, of course with that massively ugly stripe running down the side.
Be amazed that I can actually spell "lien" but can't spell "which".
Please call me and tell me I'm a big ricey liar.
This NO RESERVE auction is for a 2001 Civic EX coupe in excelent condition, along with the standard options that come in an EX like power roof, windows and locks many modifications have been made that have led to multiple trophys won-
other modifications have been made but i havent driven the car in months because it is garaged in the winter
the Nitrous system is a custom system- it has no lable from Holley
he kit is an 80 shot that lets the car run (my personal best) 13.9 in the quarter- so you can say bye bye to those si's and wrx's
the car has also a aladdin 2000 remote start/alarm system installed as well- this is a 2 way system with up to a mile radius- i never liked being far from my baby
its a UNBELIVEABLE head turner-
history is clear but there is a lien on the vehicle- witch is going to be paid in full upon the completion of the auction-
the fastest way is to call me- 585-615-5334 ill be happy to take your call and answer questions-
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Dude that's a SRI, not a CAI.
13.9 is probably bs, but:
a) his custom gauges look cool
b) I've always thought it would be rad to have Winamp in a car. Unlimited mp3's on command. So I gotta give him props for that.
Not so sure I like this screen, though:

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13.9 is probably bs, but:
a) his custom gauges look cool
b) I've always thought it would be rad to have Winamp in a car. Unlimited mp3's on command. So I gotta give him props for that.
Not so sure I like this screen, though:
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Wouldnt a smaller screen have been better than that big screen? Alot cleaner for sure. It kinda reminds me of that thing that was growing out of that guys stomach in Total Recall... anyone else get that feeling?
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I was totally going to say it looks like something from a horror or sci-fi like alien type movie. Good call, Giuseppe!
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lol
everyone is making fun of this guy for a few mistakes he made.. on the whole, i think the car looks amazing for 10Gs
and yeah.. that custom dash is a little strange, but that is a HUGE screen... so you have to take the good with the bad.. i think a slighly deformed dash is worth it for the big touch screen
everyone is making fun of this guy for a few mistakes he made.. on the whole, i think the car looks amazing for 10Gs
and yeah.. that custom dash is a little strange, but that is a HUGE screen... so you have to take the good with the bad.. i think a slighly deformed dash is worth it for the big touch screen
Originally posted by Falcon
lol
everyone is making fun of this guy for a few mistakes he made
lol
everyone is making fun of this guy for a few mistakes he made
IMO, too much money on the exterior to even come close to running a 13.9.
13.9 on a 80 shot of n20 and an intake? I'm impressed! That's the biggest load of bullshit I've heard today.
good car for the price, but too much for the rice. why the big screen? peeps in the rear couldn't see in anyway without being uncomfortable.
why not go with a couple of smaller screens or something. it does look like a cancerous growth though..hehe
why not go with a couple of smaller screens or something. it does look like a cancerous growth though..hehe


