A Redneck kicked my car!!
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A Redneck kicked my car!!
And i saw his azz do it!!
He was setting off my alarm by revving his rusted out old truck behind it and he gets out as my car goes off and kicks it! Then he looks at me, knowing damn well i'm the owner and smiles. I'll be smiing when he goes to get in his truck tomorrow and it's not there. . .[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG]
He was setting off my alarm by revving his rusted out old truck behind it and he gets out as my car goes off and kicks it! Then he looks at me, knowing damn well i'm the owner and smiles. I'll be smiing when he goes to get in his truck tomorrow and it's not there. . .[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 smiled??? and you didn't do anything about it??? i would of pump two shots from a 22 to his waist and pump two more to his knee caps from a 9.....hahahhaha....no i won't...i probably go kick his car back...
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Rep Power: 0 dude that sucks, was there any damage? if there was, it's time for payback... hope you followed him and found out where he lives so you can drop a cinder block on his windshield... really late at night of course.
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[hr]Originally posted by: SilverCivSedan
And i saw his azz do it!!
He was setting off my alarm by revving his rusted out old truck behind it and he gets out as my car goes off and kicks it! Then he looks at me, knowing damn well i'm the owner and smiles. I'll be smiing when he goes to get in his truck tomorrow and it's not there. . .[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: SilverCivSedan
And i saw his azz do it!!
He was setting off my alarm by revving his rusted out old truck behind it and he gets out as my car goes off and kicks it! Then he looks at me, knowing damn well i'm the owner and smiles. I'll be smiing when he goes to get in his truck tomorrow and it's not there. . .[IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/IMG][hr]
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Rep Power: 0 oh yah i live in Kentucky where rednecks are. i guess he was mad cause his momma wouldn't put out the night before.[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 317 lol, me and my friend were just cracking up at the topic, because we read "kicked" as "licked" so it read "A Redneck licked my car" to us, damn, that would have been funny though, coming out of a store, and some guy is licking your car clean, lol.
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i talked to other people and they said that he does that ish to alot of cars. And if i catch him "licking" my car again, i may have to "lick" him in his nuts
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[hr]Originally posted by: SilverCivSedan
i talked to other people and they said that he does that ish to alot of cars. And if i catch him "licking" my car again, i may have to "lick" him in his nuts
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why did he want to lick your car? and why do u want to lick his nut back? [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/IMG]
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You should have kicked him..........in the nuts.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: slammed
You should have kicked him..........in the nuts.
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[hr]Originally posted by: SilverCivSedan
i talked to other people and they said that he does that ish to alot of cars. And if i catch him "licking" my car again, i may have to "lick" him in his nuts[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: SilverCivSedan
i talked to other people and they said that he does that ish to alot of cars. And if i catch him "licking" my car again, i may have to "lick" him in his nuts
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[hr]Originally posted by: SilverCivSedan
keyed his truck with tic tac toe marks and money signs and two bad words. one starts with b and the other with s. i keyed that stuff in the remaining paint. He's in a bunch of my college classes although i'm not sure how he got into college[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: SilverCivSedan
keyed his truck with tic tac toe marks and money signs and two bad words. one starts with b and the other with s. i keyed that stuff in the remaining paint. He's in a bunch of my college classes although i'm not sure how he got into college[hr]
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That sucks I hate people who don't respect other peoples stuff
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[hr]Originally posted by: NickDaMans02Civic
That sucks I hate people who don't respect other peoples stuff
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i talked to other people and they said that he does that ish to alot of cars. And if i catch him "licking" my car again, i may have to "lick" him in his nuts[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: SilverCivSedan
i talked to other people and they said that he does that ish to alot of cars. And if i catch him "licking" my car again, i may have to "lick" him in his nuts
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Originally posted by SilverCivSedan
oh yah i live in Kentucky where rednecks are. i guess he was mad cause his momma wouldn't put out the night before.[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
oh yah i live in Kentucky where rednecks are. i guess he was mad cause his momma wouldn't put out the night before.[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
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You may want to think twice about this... remember the way his truck looks. Probably his nuts have never been cleaned before just like his truck. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
You may want to think twice about this... remember the way his truck looks. Probably his nuts have never been cleaned before just like his truck. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 310 he kicked it, and didn't get kicked a lot harder right back? what's wrong with you? if anyone brushes against my car i beat em down, let alone kick it!!!
I have heard sugar does'nt mix well with gasoline in V-8 powered redneck trucks. I'm not saying that you should try this, but maybe see if......ya know.......it works. If it does'nt just blow his tailights out with your car jack. It worked for me.
