Car got keyed
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Some ****er keyed my car when I was Vegas over my spring break and I was wondering if anyone's had any luck with waxes or something that can repair the damage. I'll post pics later this week of the damage.
If anyone knows about getting their civic keyed, I do. My blue civic has gotten keyed twice, the first time every body panel got keyed downs to the metal, and the second time after I got my whole car repainted, those same basterds keyed the drivers side the same way. I had to spend over $3000 to get my car repaired and repainted after it got vandalized. But basically, if it is down to the metal then you have to get those panels repainted. If it is very shallow, I mean you can't see any white, and it is just lightly in the paint, then you may be able to use a fine rubbing compound to remove the scratch. I have had good luck with scratches and rubbing compound, but someone may have something else that would get rid of that scratch if it isn't too deep.
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I thought about keying his car back, but thats just getting even. I need to do something sooooo bad that it'll just end it. I was thinking of putting deisel in his gas tank. Think it'll work?
haha get this.... get paint thinner n pour it all over his car or use engine degreaser. if he has a big muffler stick an orange or grapefruit, depending on the diameter of the pipe, in it. make sure u push it all the way in. if u can open his gas tank, juss get a hose n put some water in it. thats just some of my crazy ideas.
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haha get this.... get paint thinner n pour it all over his car or use engine degreaser. if he has a big muffler stick an orange or grapefruit, depending on the diameter of the pipe, in it. make sure u push it all the way in. if u can open his gas tank, juss get a hose n put some water in it. thats just some of my crazy ideas.
haha get this.... get paint thinner n pour it all over his car or use engine degreaser. if he has a big muffler stick an orange or grapefruit, depending on the diameter of the pipe, in it. make sure u push it all the way in. if u can open his gas tank, juss get a hose n put some water in it. thats just some of my crazy ideas.
nahhh im not a pro at vandalizing. i thought it out if ever some1 keys my car and i kno who did it, i would have a plan already set out. cuz if im tooo daymn mad that sum1 keyed my car, i cant calm myself down to think of something to do back at them. so these are just future plans if ever i got keyed.
Originally posted by Huh_Oh Sh*t!
haha get this.... get paint thinner n pour it all over his car or use engine degreaser. if he has a big muffler stick an orange or grapefruit, depending on the diameter of the pipe, in it. make sure u push it all the way in. if u can open his gas tank, juss get a hose n put some water in it. thats just some of my crazy ideas.
haha get this.... get paint thinner n pour it all over his car or use engine degreaser. if he has a big muffler stick an orange or grapefruit, depending on the diameter of the pipe, in it. make sure u push it all the way in. if u can open his gas tank, juss get a hose n put some water in it. thats just some of my crazy ideas.
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I thought of an idea that will get my revenge and is very poetic. He took paint off my car, I'll give him paint. I'm going to open a bucket of paint, flip the bcket on top of the roof really fast. The paint won't come out, when he goes to his car, he'll see the bcket and has to remove it. When he removes hte bucket, the paint will spill all over his car. Think it will work?
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When I was a kid I read parts of the anarchist cookbook. They had a recipe for thermite in there. Equal parts fine iron filings and rust. Mix until even. Place a quarter sized pile on his hood. You'll have to use magnesium to light it. One of those camping metal matches should work. Light the magnesium with a blowtorch and watch the thermite burn through the hood, block, axle and about a half inch of asphalt. I don't know if this works or not, but it sounded pretty sweet when I was 15. :-)
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tires are pretty expensive, and I have slashed a few in my day
or you could take that same knife and run it down the sidepannel, then he will have to get a new dorr, not just a paint job
or you could take that same knife and run it down the sidepannel, then he will have to get a new dorr, not just a paint job
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get ham or boglonie ( is that spelled right??) and throw it around his car, so when he trys to take it off it well peel off the paint also. His car well look like pokie dot.
i got it!!!
do everything everyone said at once!!! that will show him... sugar in the gas tank will blow his engine also!
if i found out, i would key his car infront of him, and then beat his *** real bad
do everything everyone said at once!!! that will show him... sugar in the gas tank will blow his engine also!
if i found out, i would key his car infront of him, and then beat his *** real bad
thesr are all gr8 ideas ...... but b4 u do any of this make sure he did it!!!!!!! cuz that would suck if ur not 100% sure ... also some 1 said reporting the police so he would pay for it .. thats also the right way, and in the same way u get him to pay for ur damage .. so decisions decisions...
Listen, im not on getting revenge in this situation, I would love to get even with the people that messed up my car two times. The best way, if you have a witness or evidence, is just to bring them to court and sew their asses. That way they are humiliated with their presence and they have to pay up. If you want to go with the more drastic measures then go for it.
Getting keyed sucks. I have a few suspicious scratches on my car... not sure if they were from someone keying it or what. Luckily they're not deep.
My friend caught someone dinging my door with his car door. I wanted to get back at that person's car but his car was so banged up and ugly that there was nothing I could do to make it worse. What do you do in that situation?
My friend caught someone dinging my door with his car door. I wanted to get back at that person's car but his car was so banged up and ugly that there was nothing I could do to make it worse. What do you do in that situation?
Originally posted by Slizo
.....take a dump on his dashboard
.....take a dump on his dashboard



