When Men Don't Listen
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Here is another joke similar to the first joke...
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists .... Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your
wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill
my
wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and
go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped
the
sweat from her brow. "This gun is
loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists .... Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your
wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill
my
wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and
go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped
the
sweat from her brow. "This gun is
loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
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