Side Effects Of Alcohol.
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Side Effects Of Alcohol.
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.
3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
5. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
6. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.
Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.
Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.
7. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself.
8. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
9. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn.
Cure: Coffee and a long nap.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.
3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
5. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
6. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.
Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.
Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.
7. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself.
8. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
9. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn.
Cure: Coffee and a long nap.
I was drunk one day and when I woke up ...my head hurt so badly ...
I didn't remember what I did the previous night ... my girl said I acted funny ... oh well ... I think she likes it hehe !
I didn't remember what I did the previous night ... my girl said I acted funny ... oh well ... I think she likes it hehe !
i want a baby hummer :)
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i remember being really tipsy and i was walking back to res and i hit some stairs that went downwards (outside SLC)...
i never knew stairs could be that much fun!!! improved the tipsy feeling by 100%
i remember being really tipsy and i was walking back to res and i hit some stairs that went downwards (outside SLC)...
i never knew stairs could be that much fun!!! improved the tipsy feeling by 100%
Originally posted by babychai
was ur girl drunk too?
i remember being really tipsy and i was walking back to res and i hit some stairs that went downwards (outside SLC)...
i never knew stairs could be that much fun!!! improved the tipsy feeling by 100%
was ur girl drunk too?
i remember being really tipsy and i was walking back to res and i hit some stairs that went downwards (outside SLC)...
i never knew stairs could be that much fun!!! improved the tipsy feeling by 100%
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Rep Power: 0 haha my girl doesn't like it when I am drunk...coz I start swearing and giving ppl finger when I am drunk..hah...
we took a pic of me and my firends drunk in a K room...and i was like giving the camera finger, andI was like the only one....and my girl didn't want to keep that picture....>_<..how embrassing
we took a pic of me and my firends drunk in a K room...and i was like giving the camera finger, andI was like the only one....and my girl didn't want to keep that picture....>_<..how embrassing
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Rep Power: 0 i've only been drunk once. and i hated the feeling. well, i just hate the taste of alcohol(dunno y...).
our after party for prom, we went to get wasted at a friend's house. everyone got drunk... well most of us. anyways, i was the 1st to pass out. had a cup and a half of beer...(then i realized my friends tampered with my drink with wine and vodkha) ...anyways, i just layed on the floor and no one would bring me to bed. then i started to feel sick and called for my firends. NO ONE CAME!!... so i literally crawled on 4s to the bathroom and puked it all out. after that i just went to bed. while i was asleep, one of my buddy poured beer into my mouth...i actaully drank a bit untill i realized it alcohol and woke up from the sleep and puked it all out .... what friends i have eh? ... >_<
our after party for prom, we went to get wasted at a friend's house. everyone got drunk... well most of us. anyways, i was the 1st to pass out. had a cup and a half of beer...(then i realized my friends tampered with my drink with wine and vodkha) ...anyways, i just layed on the floor and no one would bring me to bed. then i started to feel sick and called for my firends. NO ONE CAME!!... so i literally crawled on 4s to the bathroom and puked it all out. after that i just went to bed. while i was asleep, one of my buddy poured beer into my mouth...i actaully drank a bit untill i realized it alcohol and woke up from the sleep and puked it all out .... what friends i have eh? ... >_<
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actually..I don;t like that feeling too..but i like to go crazy with my friends once in a while...just coz they are good friends of mine and it si fun.(well sometimes we drink if someone is very stressed out about something)...
actually..I don;t like that feeling too..but i like to go crazy with my friends once in a while...just coz they are good friends of mine and it si fun.(well sometimes we drink if someone is very stressed out about something)...
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Rep Power: 0 well my gf likes it when I am acting all funny ..(when i am drunk)....but she doesn't like it when I get TOO crazy...meaning..like being mean...beating up ppl...punching ppl...swearing....haha...I don't know.....we break things when we are drunk..haha...I don't know why.......I guess it doesn't hurt as much when you break things with your fist while you are drunk...
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Rep Power: 0 stories?..hum...not much....I remember there was one time in grade 11...we were just drinking at my house..
I was the first one to get wasted....so i started just sleeping on the couch while they kept drinking and having fun..
then all the sudden there were like tears coming out of my eye...haha..and they were like "Woah ****!..WTF?" ...hahaha.I was still unconscious..well they were nice enough to clean up, wipe those tears for me and carry me to my room before leaving. haha but after words they won't stop teasing me about that...hahaha...
I was the first one to get wasted....so i started just sleeping on the couch while they kept drinking and having fun..
then all the sudden there were like tears coming out of my eye...haha..and they were like "Woah ****!..WTF?" ...hahaha.I was still unconscious..well they were nice enough to clean up, wipe those tears for me and carry me to my room before leaving. haha but after words they won't stop teasing me about that...hahaha...
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stories?..hum...not much....I remember there was one time in grade 11...we were just drinking at my house..
I was the first one to get wasted....so i started just sleeping on the couch while they kept drinking and having fun..
then all the sudden there were like tears coming out of my eye...haha..and they were like "Woah ****!..WTF?" ...hahaha.I was still unconscious..well they were nice enough to clean up, wipe those tears for me and carry me to my room before leaving. haha but after words they won't stop teasing me about that...hahaha...
stories?..hum...not much....I remember there was one time in grade 11...we were just drinking at my house..
I was the first one to get wasted....so i started just sleeping on the couch while they kept drinking and having fun..
then all the sudden there were like tears coming out of my eye...haha..and they were like "Woah ****!..WTF?" ...hahaha.I was still unconscious..well they were nice enough to clean up, wipe those tears for me and carry me to my room before leaving. haha but after words they won't stop teasing me about that...hahaha...
y did u tear?
best thing about not drinking, is that i get to watch people get druck and make fools outta themselves, and laugh my *** of at them.
hahahahahahahha, the thing u guys will do when u get drunk
hahahahahahahha, the thing u guys will do when u get drunk
hmm .. I've drunk for three times ...
1) Went out with some highschool friends and played drinking games (lying dice) in a lounge in Causeway Bay (Tong Law Wan). A friend of mine kept losing so I drank quite a few for him ... we ended up being all high and we yelled on the street and we walked to Victoria park, sat down and talked about the happy times in highschool 2 AM in the morning ... it was fun
2) Last night in HK, I went out with this girl who I like when I was 11 .. she would've been my first gf if I didn't leave that tuition centre ... anyways ... we met each other in Central (Chung Wan) then we went to (Lan Kwai Fong) and had a few drinks .. then we went to 7-11 and got ourselves 10 bottles of drinks ... (something like barcadi silver) ...
we then went to the Central shore and had those drinks besides City Hall ... we saw someone filming there and you know who I saw ? I saw Lee Ka Yan ... she thought we were foreigner and she spoke in English with us haha ... we took a few shots with her ... then we finished the rest of the drinks and I was drunk at that moment because I only remember we took a taxi, she got off, and I was downstairs of my home .. I called her and thank her for coming out then I took the plane back to Toronto ...
3) the one with my girl .. remember nothing LOL !
1) Went out with some highschool friends and played drinking games (lying dice) in a lounge in Causeway Bay (Tong Law Wan). A friend of mine kept losing so I drank quite a few for him ... we ended up being all high and we yelled on the street and we walked to Victoria park, sat down and talked about the happy times in highschool 2 AM in the morning ... it was fun
2) Last night in HK, I went out with this girl who I like when I was 11 .. she would've been my first gf if I didn't leave that tuition centre ... anyways ... we met each other in Central (Chung Wan) then we went to (Lan Kwai Fong) and had a few drinks .. then we went to 7-11 and got ourselves 10 bottles of drinks ... (something like barcadi silver) ...
we then went to the Central shore and had those drinks besides City Hall ... we saw someone filming there and you know who I saw ? I saw Lee Ka Yan ... she thought we were foreigner and she spoke in English with us haha ... we took a few shots with her ... then we finished the rest of the drinks and I was drunk at that moment because I only remember we took a taxi, she got off, and I was downstairs of my home .. I called her and thank her for coming out then I took the plane back to Toronto ...
3) the one with my girl .. remember nothing LOL !
Originally posted by SPIDEY
then all the sudden there were like tears coming out of my eye...haha..and they were like "Woah ****!..WTF?" ...hahaha.I was still unconscious..well they were nice enough to clean up, wipe those tears for me and carry me to my room before leaving. haha but after words they won't stop teasing me about that...hahaha...
then all the sudden there were like tears coming out of my eye...haha..and they were like "Woah ****!..WTF?" ...hahaha.I was still unconscious..well they were nice enough to clean up, wipe those tears for me and carry me to my room before leaving. haha but after words they won't stop teasing me about that...hahaha...
i want a baby hummer :)
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LOL tears !! we should go drink sometime spidey!!
LOL tears !! we should go drink sometime spidey!!
$1.75 beers or $1.75 ****tails & $2.50 shots!
Cover is $5...
Great way to spend $20
