OT: don't be fooLed by women!!!
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OT: don't be fooLed by women!!! A MORAL
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither
of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just
look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are smart cookies. Don't mess with them.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither
of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just
look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are smart cookies. Don't mess with them.
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ahhahahaha lol...........i love that........gonna use it
ahhahahaha lol...........i love that........gonna use it
nice picture for ur avatar though.....
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