OT: A SICK GUY WALKS INTO MY STORE
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OT: A SICK GUY WALKS INTO MY STORE
Reader's discrestion is adviced.... seriously!!
This actually happened during when the site was down... I was helping my folks close up the shop (a conveience store) one night. We close at 11pm, but people kept coming in after that. No problems, since there's a lot of work to be done, and we usually don't finish until midnight anyway.
Around 11:30 or so, this really freaky looking guy entered our store. Freaky, as in, super boney skinny, about 50ish years old, thick coca-cola bottle glasses, wirey hair, and these ghetto *** 80's style clothes. I've seen him twice or so before. He bought **** mags from us. Except my mother told me he always goes through EVERY magazine (and we have a pretty big **** section, about 30-40 different mags). And he ALWAYS puts his index finger into house mouth, like a little catholic church girl does when she wants to look innocent. This time though, he was browsing the **** movies.
The weirdo picked out 3 of them and placed them on the counter, along with a pack of condoms and some razor blades. And now things start getting really nasty--he asks my father if we carried any Vaseline. My dad tells him yes, it should be in the medication shelf. He takes a look himself, but there was none left. So he goes to the back storage room and brings out the whole box (a dozen). My dad gives him one, and started to display the rest on the shelf. But the guy says he wants SIX of them. I was like WTF...
Then he asks us if we had any baby oil. BABY OIL??? WTF!!! I couldn't believe it man. Why the hell does a guy need all this stuff for??? MAJOR JERK FEST. My parents are kind of slow when it comes to sexual things, but they were getting really curious as well. I see all kinds of preverts, but man... this guy is like... THE JERK KING.
This actually happened during when the site was down... I was helping my folks close up the shop (a conveience store) one night. We close at 11pm, but people kept coming in after that. No problems, since there's a lot of work to be done, and we usually don't finish until midnight anyway.
Around 11:30 or so, this really freaky looking guy entered our store. Freaky, as in, super boney skinny, about 50ish years old, thick coca-cola bottle glasses, wirey hair, and these ghetto *** 80's style clothes. I've seen him twice or so before. He bought **** mags from us. Except my mother told me he always goes through EVERY magazine (and we have a pretty big **** section, about 30-40 different mags). And he ALWAYS puts his index finger into house mouth, like a little catholic church girl does when she wants to look innocent. This time though, he was browsing the **** movies.
The weirdo picked out 3 of them and placed them on the counter, along with a pack of condoms and some razor blades. And now things start getting really nasty--he asks my father if we carried any Vaseline. My dad tells him yes, it should be in the medication shelf. He takes a look himself, but there was none left. So he goes to the back storage room and brings out the whole box (a dozen). My dad gives him one, and started to display the rest on the shelf. But the guy says he wants SIX of them. I was like WTF...
Then he asks us if we had any baby oil. BABY OIL??? WTF!!! I couldn't believe it man. Why the hell does a guy need all this stuff for??? MAJOR JERK FEST. My parents are kind of slow when it comes to sexual things, but they were getting really curious as well. I see all kinds of preverts, but man... this guy is like... THE JERK KING.
hahaha thats jokes!!!
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Rep Power: 0 As long as he buys his sheit, and leaves the store quickly, I don't really care. I just hate it when people come into my store, and look at **** mags for a LONG time. It really grosses me out to see some dude with a huge boner in his pants and flipping through my stock. Most of these guys don't even end up buying. They can't afford $8.95 for a copy of Hustler. They're just in for the free thrills.
Hence why I have a sign up now... "This is NOT a library. You BUY, or GOODBYE."
Hence why I have a sign up now... "This is NOT a library. You BUY, or GOODBYE."
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Rep Power: 0 dyum......... dats hilarious........... razor blades????????? wut da heck is he gonna do??? cut his testacles off
ohh well....... there is always an alternative if u dont have a lady......
ohh well....... there is always an alternative if u dont have a lady...... 
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Rep Power: 0 You know, I should impliment that idea... we let them read, beause if they don't know what's inside, then they wouldn't know which one to buy. But for people who must really browse, they usually only take a couple of minutes--not half an hour (guess they gots to go home and JEKR JERK).
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Rep Power: 0 Oh man he must've had a jerkfest that night, with his buddies or something! [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-puke.gif[/IMG] I mean, 6 vaseline containers??? This guy is like the pro star of beating monkeys! [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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[hr]Originally posted by: VtechChronicle
one question remains though... whyTF does he need condoms for jerk fest????[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: VtechChronicle
one question remains though... whyTF does he need condoms for jerk fest????[hr]
that's sick.... maybe he's gay?and 01Coupe, I know how it feels like, my folks used to own a convenience store in downtown, you see all kinds of effed up people...
We had our share of people like him who would come in and check the pr0n section.. and leave... we even had one guy who would come in and reorganize the magazine rack [pretty large collection, if I remember correctly] in alpahbetical order... I was like WTF...
anyhow hope you guys stay safe, my folks got sick of it and sold it off after about 2 years... never felt safe..[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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[hr]Originally posted by: VtechChronicle
one question remains though... whyTF does he need condoms for jerk fest????[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: VtechChronicle
one question remains though... whyTF does he need condoms for jerk fest????[hr]
More intense simulation.. [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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[hr]Originally posted by: watewate
that's sick.... maybe he's gay?
and 01Coupe, I know how it feels like, my folks used to own a convenience store in downtown, you see all kinds of effed up people...
We had our share of people like him who would come in and check the pr0n section.. and leave... we even had one guy who would come in and reorganize the magazine rack [pretty large collection, if I remember correctly] in alpahbetical order... I was like WTF...
anyhow hope you guys stay safe, my folks got sick of it and sold it off after about 2 years... never felt safe..[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: watewate
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[hr]Originally posted by: VtechChronicle
one question remains though... whyTF does he need condoms for jerk fest????[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: VtechChronicle
one question remains though... whyTF does he need condoms for jerk fest????[hr]
that's sick.... maybe he's gay?and 01Coupe, I know how it feels like, my folks used to own a convenience store in downtown, you see all kinds of effed up people...
We had our share of people like him who would come in and check the pr0n section.. and leave... we even had one guy who would come in and reorganize the magazine rack [pretty large collection, if I remember correctly] in alpahbetical order... I was like WTF...
anyhow hope you guys stay safe, my folks got sick of it and sold it off after about 2 years... never felt safe..[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][hr]
Ahh, we been at it since 1987. Time to retire... so much of my youth was wasted behind that damn counter. Oh well, it pays the bills [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/IMG]
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