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Here's another one for the time being...
You are in solitary confinement. It is Friday afternoon and you absolutely must have a cigarette. The only person who can give you one is the guard outside your cell. What do you do?
Here's another one for the time being...
You are in solitary confinement. It is Friday afternoon and you absolutely must have a cigarette. The only person who can give you one is the guard outside your cell. What do you do?
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Rep Power: 0 To get the guard to give you a cigarette ( and this really is the preferred answer to this question ), threaten to kill yourself by smashing your head against the wall of your cell. That gives you leverage with the guard -- he'd be tied up doing paperwork about your suicide, so he'd miss weekend time with his family ( it's Friday afternoon, remember? ) -- so he'll give you a cigarette.
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Rep Power: 0 but that question is so vague...there could be millions of different answers...
you could threaten to poo in the cage right beside him and stink him to death...
and b/c he doesn't wanna stay long and clean crap on friday he'll give you a cig....
hahahaha
you could threaten to poo in the cage right beside him and stink him to death...
and b/c he doesn't wanna stay long and clean crap on friday he'll give you a cig....
hahahaha
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Rep Power: 0 True... but these are interview questions that some of the US companies have incorporated in their screening... blame Microsoft for it... they started it... kekeke... [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
you could pretend to be boo and threaten to give it to the guard in da butt... not only would he give you a cigarette, but he'd give you his wallet, car and freedom all at once... [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
not only would he give you a cigarette, but he'd give you his wallet, car and freedom all at once... [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] then he'd make you give it to him in da butt and then tell you that he doesn't smoke... [IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG] not so tricky... [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
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im bored at ford everyday...same stuff....answering phones, filing, receipting....listening to customers complain cuz the tranny went on their new 01 taurus.....is ford really that bad....man everyday someone calls with tranny problems on new cars
im bored at ford everyday...same stuff....answering phones, filing, receipting....listening to customers complain cuz the tranny went on their new 01 taurus.....is ford really that bad....man everyday someone calls with tranny problems on new cars
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Rep Power: 0 bahahahaha......no booha bashing while he's not here......he'll give it to us in da butt right??
i met CB's brother at honda yesterday.....he was calling you guys by your first names and i didn't recognize them....he asked if i was 2k1civic.com and i said ya, and he asked if i knew allen, will, and some others....forgot already....
i was like...ummmm......who?!?
he said civicboy...and it clicked....hahaha
i met CB's brother at honda yesterday.....he was calling you guys by your first names and i didn't recognize them....he asked if i was 2k1civic.com and i said ya, and he asked if i knew allen, will, and some others....forgot already....
i was like...ummmm......who?!?
he said civicboy...and it clicked....hahaha
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Rep Power: 0 There is nothing wrong driving auto! [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/IMG]
I drive auto too.. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/IMG] One of these days I'll learn to drive shift..
I drive auto too.. [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/IMG] One of these days I'll learn to drive shift..
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Rep Power: 0 i agree....nothing wrong with auto....for a 50 year old granny! hahahaha
j/p j/p
it's all good....look at 1028's car....proves you can have a quick auto...while sacrificing the tranny a little bit too
j/p j/p
it's all good....look at 1028's car....proves you can have a quick auto...while sacrificing the tranny a little bit too
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[hr]Originally posted by: GuSTo
bahahahaha......no booha bashing while he's not here......he'll give it to us in da butt right??
i met CB's brother at honda yesterday.....he was calling you guys by your first names and i didn't recognize them....he asked if i was 2k1civic.com and i said ya, and he asked if i knew allen, will, and some others....forgot already....
i was like...ummmm......who?!?
he said civicboy...and it clicked....hahaha[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: GuSTo
bahahahaha......no booha bashing while he's not here......he'll give it to us in da butt right??
i met CB's brother at honda yesterday.....he was calling you guys by your first names and i didn't recognize them....he asked if i was 2k1civic.com and i said ya, and he asked if i knew allen, will, and some others....forgot already....
i was like...ummmm......who?!?
he said civicboy...and it clicked....hahaha[hr]
