OT: we all need to laugh
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OT: we all need to laugh
this isnt the truth ...but for some girls it is...... i laughed all morning about this..
i dont know how to link it tho...ill post it on here....no one get mad please....or someone edit it and post it themselvesPlease note that the BANK OF AMERICA is installing new "Drive-through"
>teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving
>their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following
>procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to
>your own circumstances (i.e.MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use
>the machine for the first time.
>MALE PROCEDURE
>* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
>* 2 Put down your car window.
>* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
>* 6 Put window up
>* 7 Drive off
>FEMALE PROCEDURE
>* 1 Drive up to cash machine
>* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
>* 3 Set parking Break. Put the window down
>* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
>* 5 Turn the radio down
>* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine
>* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
>distance from the car
>* 9 Insert card
>* 10 Re-insert card the right way up
>* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
>back page
>* 12 Enter PIN.
>* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>* 14 Enter amount of cash required
>* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror
>* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt
>* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
>* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook
>* 19 Re-check make-up again
>* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet
>* 21 Reverse back to cash machine
>* 22 Retrieve card
>* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
>provided
>* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers
>queuing behind
>* 24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
>* 25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
>* 26 Release Parking Brake.
>
i dont know how to link it tho...ill post it on here....no one get mad please....or someone edit it and post it themselvesPlease note that the BANK OF AMERICA is installing new "Drive-through"
>teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving
>their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following
>procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to
>your own circumstances (i.e.MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use
>the machine for the first time.
>MALE PROCEDURE
>* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
>* 2 Put down your car window.
>* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
>* 6 Put window up
>* 7 Drive off
>FEMALE PROCEDURE
>* 1 Drive up to cash machine
>* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
>* 3 Set parking Break. Put the window down
>* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
>* 5 Turn the radio down
>* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine
>* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
>distance from the car
>* 9 Insert card
>* 10 Re-insert card the right way up
>* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
>back page
>* 12 Enter PIN.
>* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>* 14 Enter amount of cash required
>* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror
>* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt
>* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
>* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook
>* 19 Re-check make-up again
>* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet
>* 21 Reverse back to cash machine
>* 22 Retrieve card
>* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
>provided
>* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers
>queuing behind
>* 24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
>* 25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
>* 26 Release Parking Brake.
>
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..........i think guys have longer arms so they dont need to hang out the window to get cash....i do.......i hav short arms
..........i think guys have longer arms so they dont need to hang out the window to get cash....i do.......i hav short arms
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Rep Power: 0 ahhaa the parking brake is cool, you do little burnouts without even knowing! you drag your car all the way to the red light and people beside you think you want to race because of the smoke you are making HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh.
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[hr]Originally posted by: oldskool
its not an excuse..........but im a really goiod driver...ask machina how i kept up with him on the higway and stuff[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: oldskool
its not an excuse..........but im a really goiod driver...ask machina how i kept up with him on the higway and stuff[hr]
EDIT: I'm not kidding...[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Rep Power: 0 here's another funny i just came across..
This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent.
This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent.
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[hr]Originally posted by: DragonAce
here's another funny i just came across..
This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent.[hr]
[hr]Originally posted by: DragonAce
here's another funny i just came across..
This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent.[hr]
i almost fell off my chair
hahaha
jokes jokes
this one good!!
