OT: Toilet Monster
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OT: Toilet Monster
Okay, this actually happened to me on Monday... I share a lot of weird experiences with you guys, but man, this takes the cake. I was coming home after getting my springs installed. On the way, I had to take a pee real bad, so I stopped by a Tim Horton's in Mississauga (Hwy 5 & Kipling). When I got into the washroom, I saw a dude using the urnal, so naturally I moved on to the krapper.
While I am taking care of my bussiness, out of no where, I hear this guy screaming on top of his lungs: "STOP! STOP! WAIT! YOU FORGOT THE TOILET PAPER!!" I was like WTF.. so I replied "I'm taking a p*ss!" Suddenly the guy bursts into the toilet room (is that what you call it?).. so here I am, standing with my d*ck in my hand, and this guy is standing right next to me. Boy did I regret not locking that door. Anyway, I was furious!! So I screamed "GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!!" and he's still telling me that I ran out of toilet paper.. so I tell him to get the f*** out again.. and he finally listens.. it sucks not being able to stop p*ssing once you start.
So I am finished, I get out, I slammed the door behind me. All I see is this chubby 30ish old guy with a Tim Horton's uniform on hugging onto two rolls of toilet paper. I demaded to know what the f*** problem was.. he goes "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't understand! I'm sorry! It'll never happen again! I'm sorry!" Then he goes on to touch my shoulder.. I was like WTF, don't touch me you f***ing a**hole!! He was a little retarded, so I couldn't even beat him up.. I was so mad man.. I should've told the manager.. but I was just in a hurry to get the hell out of there.
DON'T USE THE WASHROOM AT THAT TIMMY'S!!
While I am taking care of my bussiness, out of no where, I hear this guy screaming on top of his lungs: "STOP! STOP! WAIT! YOU FORGOT THE TOILET PAPER!!" I was like WTF.. so I replied "I'm taking a p*ss!" Suddenly the guy bursts into the toilet room (is that what you call it?).. so here I am, standing with my d*ck in my hand, and this guy is standing right next to me. Boy did I regret not locking that door. Anyway, I was furious!! So I screamed "GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!!" and he's still telling me that I ran out of toilet paper.. so I tell him to get the f*** out again.. and he finally listens.. it sucks not being able to stop p*ssing once you start.
So I am finished, I get out, I slammed the door behind me. All I see is this chubby 30ish old guy with a Tim Horton's uniform on hugging onto two rolls of toilet paper. I demaded to know what the f*** problem was.. he goes "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't understand! I'm sorry! It'll never happen again! I'm sorry!" Then he goes on to touch my shoulder.. I was like WTF, don't touch me you f***ing a**hole!! He was a little retarded, so I couldn't even beat him up.. I was so mad man.. I should've told the manager.. but I was just in a hurry to get the hell out of there.
DON'T USE THE WASHROOM AT THAT TIMMY'S!!
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thats hilarious!!!.........u should have let him help u with ur business[IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG][IMG]i/expressions/laugh2.gif[/IMG]
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Your fault for not locking the door.... Since he was "slow", I suppose he meant well. Not like he wanted to see your weenie or anything.... If he did, then sure, kick his *** and then feed him TimBits until he bursts [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
Your fault for not locking the door.... Since he was "slow", I suppose he meant well. Not like he wanted to see your weenie or anything.... If he did, then sure, kick his *** and then feed him TimBits until he bursts [IMG]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/IMG]
