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I just heard on the news that somewhere in the tristate area (Mineola), there's a red Honda Civic driven by young adults, going around shooting blow darts at people. It's a tactical blow dart that you can get at army/camping stores, made of black plastic/metal, and neddle-bullets with feather/fur at the ends.

And wouldn't you know it, MY CAR IS RED AND A CIVIC AND I'M A YOUNG ADULT. **** That.

My ***** neighbors around the block are of course going to report me. Like they reported me because, a red car for blasting music with profanties, when we all know a stock Civic's speaker at full blast can't be heard from more than 4 feet away. Like the bad looks they give me when I wave at them or smile as I pass by.

They're always trying to prove me as a troublemaker kid, even though I used to work my *** off at City Hall, the gov't for gods sake. I see them spying at me. I can't even talk a jog withotu them following me like I'm running from a car I just broke into. **** that. Where were they when MY TIRES got slashed in front of my own house (and a friend up the block was slashed also). But I'm glad that mine were slashed too, because they would be all over me if only my neighbor's was. And they know I work, I go to college.

I hate my town, I hate NJ. When I finally finish college I'm going to leave this town and move to Florida and come back one night a year after and wreck this town.




The **** I get for volunteering many many hours for their children sake, and at the hospital. They've seen me go through hell already with my two car accidents. I don't deserve this **** from them. I hope they all rot in hell.

I can't wait to get pulled over and searched while I'm heading to school and make me late for class.

 
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Aww someone needs a hug

Yeah that really sucks that your neighbors might report you for driving a civic....

 
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wow dude.....sounds like u need to break something to get rid of that anger.

 
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break their windows!


you & neighbors :

 
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aww poor sove u sound u have the same probs as me and my parents lol they always bitchin about my car

 
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put dog **** in a paper bag and set it on fire on their doorstep. simple...yet straight to the point.

 
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hahahha, reminds me of the simpsons..

skip, you're such a genious!


meet wed.

 
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haha basically if they're gonna report you give them an actual reason to

 
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I heard it was happening in Amityville and Lindenhurst...in Suffolk county, not mineola...that is in nassau county

 
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these bastards are going to try to get my in trouble any way they can. what did I ever do to them? So much for cruising around town. I'd probably get bricked while driving.

 
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haha sover lets gang up on them since everyone around here thinks im a jerk or somthin

 
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what did you do to them? i'll tell you! you have a red car, that is what! red car is the best !

u = cool cause u have red car imp:

they are just jealous bitches! don't mind them

 
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yeah I thought about that. When my family first moved in like 8 years ago, My sister and I were really the only children around the whole block (under 18). It was mostly retired and older people who were around. We weren't noisey, in fact because there were older people, my mom kept us from having pool parties and what not. We were nice to everyone.


Then a few years later when I was just starting highschool, I noticed all these babies and strollers popping up all over the place. I think this is why they're all sour now. They have their own kids, or the older people are pissed off because those kids are noisey. So they take it out on me. The stupid cop family a few houses down from me always had parties for his son, and up to now his friends walk over in the evening and around midnight the dillydally in the middle of the road.



Also about the cars thing LOL. I think I started the trend in my block. When we got there, the only auto enthusiast was this guy who is always workin on his pickups in his garage (larger than his house) till all hours into the night. There's also an old guy with a 60s corvette that he keeps under a cover (his garage's filled up with too much junk to store it in there). I tried to be friends with that old guy but he was too sour (WWII in Japan; something against asians).

It's all quiet until I get my 7th gen! Booyah a few years after, there's a several BMWs around the block, an EVO + Altezza the next door down to the cop's house, and some butthead bought a 7th gen too. You can't buy a car that someone already has on your block!!!! That's against community rules

My other neighbor's father in law is an enthusiast. He brings over his charger sometimes, but he's got a nice vette. I used to babysit their kids so they're nice to me.

 
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tell them go get proff ...you'll be ok

 
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dump grass/weed killer all over there lawn

 
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people were nosey on my block too. when i was younger i got ratted out for everything i did.. even if i was allowed to do it!!!!! im so happy im off that street...

good luck!

 
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OH MAN... this can't be good.

I drove a red 02' with the Kami kit. I drive through all those towns and I am in Mineola every single day...

 
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Can somebody link me to the news site? I need to know more information. I could some how be a target for this? I get pulled over every other week as it is. I do some heavy driving through all these areas.

 
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Uh.... I think that was from Billy Madison. The whole lighting dog **** in a paper bag and running away antic.

 
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dont take it to heart boiler room, freddy and i are just being stupid and sarcastic. and ive never seen billy madison, but i have done this prank before.

 
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Boiler, I heard it on fox5 tv news at 10. But I found this on google. Linky2 Linky2 You guys better watch out.

"The two cases are very similar and they happened just one hour apart. Both victims gave similar descriptions of the vehicle involved to cops. In Uniondale, it was described as a red Honda. In Lindenhurst, the victim told cops it was a two-door mid-sized red car."

"He was hit in his back with a 3-inch blow dart shot out of a red Honda Civic traveling east on Hempstead Turnpike, police said. The victim was treated for a puncture wound at a local hospital, police said. The Civic fled the scene."

They really like pointing that out huh? So now we're f&f ricers, street racers, and criminals. Yay!


I've had some local cops tail me a few times already, but I give them a familiar wave and they realize its me (used to work on floor above police hq at my town's city hall for a few years). Neighbors still suck but they haven't done anything out of the ordinary yet. Even if only one old person heard about it, the whole block would know because all they do is take walks and talk to eachother.

 
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I say give them an eye gouge..... better yet I say stick a plunger up their azz !!!!! and kick them in the butt!!! ...... Thats some messed up stuff man!!!

 
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no lube either..

 
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no, sorry. i am correct.. i dont know which episode it is, but bart and homer start doing pranks on people (i think it was when homer went to college) well homer and bart put a bag on fire with dog **** on skinners door...

 
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your innoccent until proven guilty....as long as they dont find the blow darts in your car you should be fine. Nj must be full of paranoid people. My neighbors wouldnt report me unless i actually did something wrong. your neighbors must be out for blood i guess... can you say lynch mob!

 
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gee thanks. now i feel really cozy in my town. But hey. it isn't all bad. Believe it or not, in a crowd of italians I blend in pretty well with my hair slicked back.

 
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dude just go out at like 3 in the morning before a rainy day the next day and spread rock salt all over their bushes and trees and lawn. that'll teach em to shut up. yeah the kind of salt you use to melt ur driveway in the winters.

oh yeah and make it in a big "F U" pattern so the grass dies that way.